Pete [not Crow-Armstrong]
@pete.social
That is a flashlight in my pocket, but I am happy to see you. 🔦
Chicagoish | Garbage Heap | Seeking Dopamine
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Pete [not Crow-Armstrong]
@pete.social
· Nov 12
Disclaimer: I repair toilets for a living and spit out hot takes for Dopamine hits. Like my work, I am largely full of shit. Consume at your own risk.
If you’re following me, I’ll follow you back when the ADHD Paralysis cools off.
🦆💨
If you’re following me, I’ll follow you back when the ADHD Paralysis cools off.
🦆💨
Does anyone have a gif of Jesus Quintana asking, “Are you ready to be fucked, man!?”
Because that would be perfect for…
“Everyone Ed Sheeran is touring with:
[insert gif of Jesus Quintana asking, “Are you ready to be fucked man!?”]”
Because that would be perfect for…
“Everyone Ed Sheeran is touring with:
[insert gif of Jesus Quintana asking, “Are you ready to be fucked man!?”]”
September 15, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Does anyone have a gif of Jesus Quintana asking, “Are you ready to be fucked, man!?”
Because that would be perfect for…
“Everyone Ed Sheeran is touring with:
[insert gif of Jesus Quintana asking, “Are you ready to be fucked man!?”]”
Because that would be perfect for…
“Everyone Ed Sheeran is touring with:
[insert gif of Jesus Quintana asking, “Are you ready to be fucked man!?”]”
I’m calling it, George Russell has been attempting to recapture the greatness of his reserve drive at the 2020 Sakhir GP and will likely never again reach that level of greatness.
At least while Antonelli is around.
Or until 2031.
At least while Antonelli is around.
Or until 2031.
September 13, 2026 at 3:37 PM
I’m calling it, George Russell has been attempting to recapture the greatness of his reserve drive at the 2020 Sakhir GP and will likely never again reach that level of greatness.
At least while Antonelli is around.
Or until 2031.
At least while Antonelli is around.
Or until 2031.
Is George Russell going to become Valtteri Bottas’ spiritual successor in F1?
I give 18 months until he’s posting from NSW, sporting a mullet.
I give 18 months until he’s posting from NSW, sporting a mullet.
September 13, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Is George Russell going to become Valtteri Bottas’ spiritual successor in F1?
I give 18 months until he’s posting from NSW, sporting a mullet.
I give 18 months until he’s posting from NSW, sporting a mullet.
Have I missed out on any new sad George Russell memes today?
September 13, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Have I missed out on any new sad George Russell memes today?
Is Kimi Antonelli WDC yet?
September 13, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Is Kimi Antonelli WDC yet?
A dual-wielding Trump and Scuderia fanboy?
I may have located the most emotionally damaged human alive.
I may have located the most emotionally damaged human alive.
September 12, 2026 at 5:14 PM
A dual-wielding Trump and Scuderia fanboy?
I may have located the most emotionally damaged human alive.
I may have located the most emotionally damaged human alive.
Wonder if his toothbrush folds…
REACHER: I need help with my iPhone
SUPPORT: regular iPhone or duo?
REACHER: how can I tell
SUPPORT: if it folds it’s the duo
*extremely loud crunching noise*
REACHER: it’s the duo
SUPPORT: regular iPhone or duo?
REACHER: how can I tell
SUPPORT: if it folds it’s the duo
*extremely loud crunching noise*
REACHER: it’s the duo
September 10, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Wonder if his toothbrush folds…
Why didn’t Ryan Coogler title the first Adonis Creed sequel “Creed 2: Bruise Control”?
September 9, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Why didn’t Ryan Coogler title the first Adonis Creed sequel “Creed 2: Bruise Control”?
Okay, but when will we start seeing Pumpkin Spice Red Bull on store shelves?
September 9, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Okay, but when will we start seeing Pumpkin Spice Red Bull on store shelves?
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Just a reminder that there is no algorithm on Blue Sky, so if you agree with/support a post, don't just like it, share it
September 4, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Just a reminder that there is no algorithm on Blue Sky, so if you agree with/support a post, don't just like it, share it
I just finished Charlie Sheen’s memoir, right after finishing Hunter Biden’s memoir.
My main takeaway is that I want to try crack cocaine.
My main takeaway is that I want to try crack cocaine.
August 28, 2026 at 8:45 PM
I just finished Charlie Sheen’s memoir, right after finishing Hunter Biden’s memoir.
My main takeaway is that I want to try crack cocaine.
My main takeaway is that I want to try crack cocaine.
F1 Silly Season is the opposite of silly thus far. Absolute snooze fest.
August 20, 2026 at 1:02 PM
F1 Silly Season is the opposite of silly thus far. Absolute snooze fest.
Wishing a happy Dave Matthews Band Tour Bus Incident Day to all who celebrate! 🚌💩
August 8, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Wishing a happy Dave Matthews Band Tour Bus Incident Day to all who celebrate! 🚌💩
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There’s a guy on TikTok who posts just him taking a pizza out of the oven every day with tongs and all of the comments are about how their day is ruined from having watched this
August 5, 2026 at 4:13 AM
There’s a guy on TikTok who posts just him taking a pizza out of the oven every day with tongs and all of the comments are about how their day is ruined from having watched this
It’s July.
Why is Halloween candy on display at my local grocer?
Why is Halloween candy on display at my local grocer?
July 25, 2026 at 9:16 PM
It’s July.
Why is Halloween candy on display at my local grocer?
Why is Halloween candy on display at my local grocer?
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if this flag offends you i'll help you pack
July 22, 2026 at 11:42 PM
if this flag offends you i'll help you pack
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The best posts are quote-posted with no text.
July 22, 2026 at 6:05 AM
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mitch mcconnell died doing what he loved, keeping a federal office vacant for several months leading into an election
July 22, 2026 at 2:40 AM
mitch mcconnell died doing what he loved, keeping a federal office vacant for several months leading into an election
Absurdist advertising by insurance companies is starting to get out of hand.
Why can’t we go back to the old days of companies building Great Lakes freighters and naming them after the president of the organization?
Why can’t we go back to the old days of companies building Great Lakes freighters and naming them after the president of the organization?
July 22, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Absurdist advertising by insurance companies is starting to get out of hand.
Why can’t we go back to the old days of companies building Great Lakes freighters and naming them after the president of the organization?
Why can’t we go back to the old days of companies building Great Lakes freighters and naming them after the president of the organization?
Life with ADHD:
7:41pm - Cannot stop thinking about the possibility of an Andy’s Frozen Custard Vindaloo Currycrete.
7:42pm - Maybe the world would be more accepting of a Dairy Queen Butter Chicken Blizzard?
Vyvanse has left the building.
7:41pm - Cannot stop thinking about the possibility of an Andy’s Frozen Custard Vindaloo Currycrete.
7:42pm - Maybe the world would be more accepting of a Dairy Queen Butter Chicken Blizzard?
Vyvanse has left the building.
July 18, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Life with ADHD:
7:41pm - Cannot stop thinking about the possibility of an Andy’s Frozen Custard Vindaloo Currycrete.
7:42pm - Maybe the world would be more accepting of a Dairy Queen Butter Chicken Blizzard?
Vyvanse has left the building.
7:41pm - Cannot stop thinking about the possibility of an Andy’s Frozen Custard Vindaloo Currycrete.
7:42pm - Maybe the world would be more accepting of a Dairy Queen Butter Chicken Blizzard?
Vyvanse has left the building.
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Dang they really got a category for everything
July 17, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Dang they really got a category for everything
TIL that the Pentagon *is* in favor of providing gender-affirming care to service members. Thanks, @whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com
July 16, 2026 at 3:03 AM
TIL that the Pentagon *is* in favor of providing gender-affirming care to service members. Thanks, @whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com
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*meredith brooks voice*
im a mitch
im mcconnell
i help trump
comma donald
ive a turtle for a head
im probably really dead
im a mitch
im mcconnell
i help trump
comma donald
ive a turtle for a head
im probably really dead
July 9, 2026 at 2:25 AM
*meredith brooks voice*
im a mitch
im mcconnell
i help trump
comma donald
ive a turtle for a head
im probably really dead
im a mitch
im mcconnell
i help trump
comma donald
ive a turtle for a head
im probably really dead
Moments ago, my wife introduced me to Meowdoku.
I may not sleep tonight. Many cats to locate.
I may not sleep tonight. Many cats to locate.
June 27, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Moments ago, my wife introduced me to Meowdoku.
I may not sleep tonight. Many cats to locate.
I may not sleep tonight. Many cats to locate.
If anyone needs me, I’ll be writing a diss track about today’s Wordle.
June 20, 2026 at 10:02 PM
If anyone needs me, I’ll be writing a diss track about today’s Wordle.