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Phase Blowly
@phaseblowly.bsky.social
Top 5 Boring Guy of Buffalo.

PROTECT TRANS KIDS. PROTECT TRANS PEOPLE.

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Well well well, someone said the quiet part out loud
September 21, 2026 at 4:01 AM
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I know many things are bad and there is no shortage of doomscrolling you can do. But little things still matter. A hot shower. Drinking water. A compliment from a stranger. A kind gesture. Knowing your enemies are aging poorly. Getting enough sleep.

You still deserve time to rest and recover.
March 15, 2026 at 4:28 AM
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September 18, 2026 at 4:58 PM
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congratulations to everyone on reinventing Worse Cable
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Disney+ has altered its user agreement to clarify that ads will be allowed on all subscription tiers. https://bit.ly/4hhOjBo
September 21, 2026 at 12:52 AM
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if you are a Dem who for whatever reason does not feel comfortable actively defending trans rights (which you should) you have two good response options:

1. ignore it! just keep running ads about the economy

2. “I am focused on your pocketbook, my opponent is focused on children’s genitals”
"This election is about the threat of trans kids" is the worst possible messaging for Dems yet so many candidates are leaning into it. No voter will flip R->D over it. Low-info voters read this as "you're focused on bullshit that doesn't affect me" while the base reads this as "you're an asshole."
Incredibly disappointing ad from Mary Peltola (D-AK) saying she neither supports "kids getting surgeries to change genders or men in girls bathrooms."

Yes, flipping the Senate is essential and can stop bad laws and bad judges from happening, but she can do it without my support from the lower 48.
September 20, 2026 at 10:51 PM
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Not really sure where a bunch of liberals got the idea that they can’t win without throwing trans people in the garbage, but they’re stupid and cruel and wrong. If you want a human sacrifice so damned bad put gavin newsom in the wicker man
September 20, 2026 at 7:09 PM
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And that’s what you’ll get if his stooges like Mike Rogers wins. Short-term, self-dealing liars.
September 20, 2026 at 1:14 PM
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the week of the MI senate primary, a group of river tubers on the Muskegon went missing for three days after they got in the water not realizing the river only flows in one direction and doesn’t just take you back to your car.

They’re more representative of voters than anyone on here.
about 50% of Bluesky is the 5% of people who are about 3000% more engaged with politics than the average person having daily slapfights over the future behaviour of ppl who decide who theyre going to vote for depending on the last colour they saw and won't remember who they chose 5 min later
September 15, 2026 at 3:03 AM
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New York’s piecemeal approach to funding lead pipe replacement means the safety of your drinking water may depend on your ZIP code.
In NY, Lead Pipe Replacement Is Free For Some, But Not All
New York's patchwork approach to lead pipe replacement leaves some homeowners facing bills of $10,000 or more while others pay nothing.
nysfocus.com
September 20, 2026 at 1:34 PM
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No, sorry, that was a long time ago. Private equity bought it and stripped it for parts. Been at least six years since any fudge was made around the corner. Milk and lemonade are still holding on though.
September 20, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Liturgy of the Eucharist goes an extra ~20 min while every Catholic over the age of 8 vibes on an extended version of the meditation music.
“you get those photos for the weed communion wafers ad?”

“sure did, boss. real sexy, just like you asked.”
September 20, 2026 at 1:28 PM
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Pete Hegseth went to the A&M game and they lost to Kentucky for the first time in over 70 years.

THERE IS NO BATTLE HE CANT LOSE.
September 20, 2026 at 2:53 AM
“have and hold large quantities of sniper ammunition in storage”

🤨
September 20, 2026 at 12:13 PM
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These companies are evil, man. And it's really really bad that there's almost no one of prominence in sports who's both willing and capable of saying it.
Online gambling companies have collected mass amounts of user data. Former DraftKings employees told The New York Times they used data science techniques to identify gamblers who were more likely to respond to promotional offers by betting — and losing.
At DraftKings, AI Targets the Gamblers Likeliest to Lose
Data science helps determine who receives betting incentives, but the company has resisted using similar technology to protect gamblers at risk of addiction.
nyti.ms
September 20, 2026 at 2:47 AM
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Don’t Have the Right Blood? You’re Not a Real American, Far-Right Influencer Argues
September 19, 2026 at 12:51 AM
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I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽‍♀️
September 19, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Pat McAfee: [beating his dick like it owes him money]

Rece Davis: "That's the one thing the two sides here can agree on, for sure."
Pat McAfee: "We certainly appreciate the hell out of the American military. And if you're not the United States of America and you hear that sound, your ass better run."

Rece Davis: "That's the one thing the two sides here can agree on, for sure."
September 19, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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Mike Johnson is right, to our great regret.

His Congress, with many seats stolen by the Supreme Court, passed a massive and enormous tax cut for the wealthy that will cripple healthcare and leave the next President with no ability to govern, while giving jobs to new ICE agents.

Johnson delivered.
Mike Johnson claims that the current Congress is "probably in the top three or four of all time" and is "almost unmatched in history" 🙃
September 19, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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We already have an AI kill switch: cut power to servers.

Really want to talk existential threat? Fine. We humans have many ways to blow things up. Like data centers.

Panicky discourse assumes the first priority is protect tech company investments and expand their businesses. But why should it be?
September 19, 2026 at 12:04 PM
The loserdom of wanting to sound like Tate, aside. What’s the flex? Ed’s a star. He took his machine on tour. He gave Bob Kraft a happy ending. His machine said “fuck you, Ed, we all quit”. Swaggerific!
Lmao zionists on Threads leaving their ChatGPT response headers in their slop revealing they asked it to make them sound like Andrew Tate, scum attracts scum
September 19, 2026 at 2:11 PM
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computer! generate a post about how tough I am while implying that I enjoy the music hold music hears when it gets put on hold
Lmao zionists on Threads leaving their ChatGPT response headers in their slop revealing they asked it to make them sound like Andrew Tate, scum attracts scum
September 19, 2026 at 1:29 PM
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every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women
September 19, 2026 at 4:29 AM
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Alex Karp of Palantir says the AI industry must be nationalized to protect it from lawsuits if it accidentally destroys the world. More likely, he sees the bubble about to burst and he wants to be bought out with our tax dollars before that happens.
September 18, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Oh
September 18, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Question: “What about trans people playing spo-“

Answer: Go fuck your mother.

Q: “Did you hear Hasan Piker sa-“

A: Go fuck your mother.

Q: “How can you defend socia-“

A: Go fuck your mother with Elon Musk’s mangled hog.

et cetera…

Who do I see about getting a Dem consulting gig?
Nobody ever asks me, but my advice -- pragmatic, not ideological -- is that Democrats should NEVER EVER EVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES cede ground to Republicans on anything.
This point, from my recent interview with @perrybaconjr.bsky.social for TNR, is so crucial. Trans people are desperate for relief from the relentless Republican attacks impacting all of us.

When Democrats move right, they signal relief may not be coming, and that engenders a lot of despair.
September 18, 2026 at 6:45 PM