phro
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You can call me Danny.
Dogs, Gamin', dev
He/Him
Dogs, Gamin', dev
He/Him
Thinking about how I used to answer scam calls in Chinese “喂？你好” etc.
and then one time I did that after a number called me like 6 times in a row and it was actually one of the people i knew from Taiwan visiting the US who wanted to chat with me lmao
and then one time I did that after a number called me like 6 times in a row and it was actually one of the people i knew from Taiwan visiting the US who wanted to chat with me lmao
September 22, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Thinking about how I used to answer scam calls in Chinese “喂？你好” etc.
and then one time I did that after a number called me like 6 times in a row and it was actually one of the people i knew from Taiwan visiting the US who wanted to chat with me lmao
and then one time I did that after a number called me like 6 times in a row and it was actually one of the people i knew from Taiwan visiting the US who wanted to chat with me lmao
Yo can we all boycott Best Buy? What's the point of preordering something with in-store pickup if they don't even have it ready?
"It's still on the truck that is getting here tonight"
If anyone wants a collector's edition of the new Fire Emblem the Best Buy near me will have one at some point.
"It's still on the truck that is getting here tonight"
If anyone wants a collector's edition of the new Fire Emblem the Best Buy near me will have one at some point.
September 17, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Yo can we all boycott Best Buy? What's the point of preordering something with in-store pickup if they don't even have it ready?
"It's still on the truck that is getting here tonight"
If anyone wants a collector's edition of the new Fire Emblem the Best Buy near me will have one at some point.
"It's still on the truck that is getting here tonight"
If anyone wants a collector's edition of the new Fire Emblem the Best Buy near me will have one at some point.
I forgot a funny: nickname is Danny btw -- I started a pf2e group in person with strangers from reddit/discord (in part so I can get used to having people call me Danny that don't know my actual first name).
First guy walks in. Name is Daniel. Next guy walks in. Also Daniel.
First guy walks in. Name is Daniel. Next guy walks in. Also Daniel.
My neighbor whose son shares the nickname I chose came over with his wife and some friends to play Pathfinder. I put a bunch of "hello my name is" stickers on the front of my notebook so they could ask about it but they didn't T.T
In an unexpected twist my mother is being extremely normal today which is unexpected. (still gonna call her later in case she wants to verbally rebuke me I'm normal and not a glutton for punishment)
September 8, 2026 at 5:21 AM
I forgot a funny: nickname is Danny btw -- I started a pf2e group in person with strangers from reddit/discord (in part so I can get used to having people call me Danny that don't know my actual first name).
First guy walks in. Name is Daniel. Next guy walks in. Also Daniel.
First guy walks in. Name is Daniel. Next guy walks in. Also Daniel.
Me: how many T-shirts is a reasonable amount
Family: "8-12?"
Me: *stops counting at 60*
Family: "8-12?"
Me: *stops counting at 60*
September 7, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Me: how many T-shirts is a reasonable amount
Family: "8-12?"
Me: *stops counting at 60*
Family: "8-12?"
Me: *stops counting at 60*
My neighbor whose son shares the nickname I chose came over with his wife and some friends to play Pathfinder. I put a bunch of "hello my name is" stickers on the front of my notebook so they could ask about it but they didn't T.T
In an unexpected twist my mother is being extremely normal today which is unexpected. (still gonna call her later in case she wants to verbally rebuke me I'm normal and not a glutton for punishment)
I updated my Amazon account to use the nickname instead of my real name. Apparently I was on a family plan with my parents because my mom goes "who is (nickname) and why are they tied to your account" (the goal was for my mom to never find out because she's been really upset about name related
September 5, 2026 at 6:26 AM
My neighbor whose son shares the nickname I chose came over with his wife and some friends to play Pathfinder. I put a bunch of "hello my name is" stickers on the front of my notebook so they could ask about it but they didn't T.T
I hate the 4 hours before anything where my brain says "it's four hours until xyz so you better not do anything besides sit and stress about it"
September 5, 2026 at 1:47 AM
I hate the 4 hours before anything where my brain says "it's four hours until xyz so you better not do anything besides sit and stress about it"
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stop the videoification of the internet! let me read an article! Give me wikihow diagrams! I do not want to Consume your Video Content!
September 4, 2026 at 5:21 PM
stop the videoification of the internet! let me read an article! Give me wikihow diagrams! I do not want to Consume your Video Content!
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Holy fuck Super Mario Bros. is peak.
You’re telling me this shit came out 40 years ago!?
I just beat 1-1 and I plan on beating 1-2 tomorrow.
What a masterpiece. I get the hype 100%.
You’re telling me this shit came out 40 years ago!?
I just beat 1-1 and I plan on beating 1-2 tomorrow.
What a masterpiece. I get the hype 100%.
September 3, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Holy fuck Super Mario Bros. is peak.
You’re telling me this shit came out 40 years ago!?
I just beat 1-1 and I plan on beating 1-2 tomorrow.
What a masterpiece. I get the hype 100%.
You’re telling me this shit came out 40 years ago!?
I just beat 1-1 and I plan on beating 1-2 tomorrow.
What a masterpiece. I get the hype 100%.
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this is perhaps the best piece of journalism i have ever been involved with
September 2, 2026 at 12:39 PM
this is perhaps the best piece of journalism i have ever been involved with
In an unexpected twist my mother is being extremely normal today which is unexpected. (still gonna call her later in case she wants to verbally rebuke me I'm normal and not a glutton for punishment)
I updated my Amazon account to use the nickname instead of my real name. Apparently I was on a family plan with my parents because my mom goes "who is (nickname) and why are they tied to your account" (the goal was for my mom to never find out because she's been really upset about name related
Ya had the boys over last week calling it all week. I'm asking new people to call me this nickname going forward for sure (and introducing it as an option for people who already know me)
August 31, 2026 at 4:58 PM
In an unexpected twist my mother is being extremely normal today which is unexpected. (still gonna call her later in case she wants to verbally rebuke me I'm normal and not a glutton for punishment)
I updated my Amazon account to use the nickname instead of my real name. Apparently I was on a family plan with my parents because my mom goes "who is (nickname) and why are they tied to your account" (the goal was for my mom to never find out because she's been really upset about name related
Ya had the boys over last week calling it all week. I'm asking new people to call me this nickname going forward for sure (and introducing it as an option for people who already know me)
Told a couple more friends about the nickname today. They both said they liked it so that's feels good.
Also shopping cars and giving the nickname to salesman and it feels good there too.
This might be a good thing?
Also shopping cars and giving the nickname to salesman and it feels good there too.
This might be a good thing?
August 31, 2026 at 2:58 AM
I updated my Amazon account to use the nickname instead of my real name. Apparently I was on a family plan with my parents because my mom goes "who is (nickname) and why are they tied to your account" (the goal was for my mom to never find out because she's been really upset about name related
Anthropomorphic fish gotta be one of my favorite character designs
August 26, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Anthropomorphic fish gotta be one of my favorite character designs
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earlier this summer I had the immense privilege of seeing Dolly Parton's personal fax machine on display at the Country Music Hall of Fame
August 25, 2026 at 11:43 PM
earlier this summer I had the immense privilege of seeing Dolly Parton's personal fax machine on display at the Country Music Hall of Fame
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I'm opening up commissions again! I'm looking to gather enough work up to cover me while I'm gone for Frame Fatales, if you're interested you can shoot me a message here on Bluesky!
My prices are listed here: swiftalu.weebly.com/prices.html
My prices are listed here: swiftalu.weebly.com/prices.html
August 25, 2026 at 6:11 PM
I'm opening up commissions again! I'm looking to gather enough work up to cover me while I'm gone for Frame Fatales, if you're interested you can shoot me a message here on Bluesky!
My prices are listed here: swiftalu.weebly.com/prices.html
My prices are listed here: swiftalu.weebly.com/prices.html
Y'all ever hyperfixate and stay up way past your bedtime?
I definitely don't.
I definitely don't.
August 25, 2026 at 7:49 AM
Y'all ever hyperfixate and stay up way past your bedtime?
I definitely don't.
I definitely don't.
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Ya had the boys over last week calling it all week. I'm asking new people to call me this nickname going forward for sure (and introducing it as an option for people who already know me)
Told a couple more friends about the nickname today. They both said they liked it so that's feels good.
Also shopping cars and giving the nickname to salesman and it feels good there too.
This might be a good thing?
Also shopping cars and giving the nickname to salesman and it feels good there too.
This might be a good thing?
My little sister voice texted me and instead of my name Siri heard "Darling" so there's another point in the nickname column
August 24, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Ya had the boys over last week calling it all week. I'm asking new people to call me this nickname going forward for sure (and introducing it as an option for people who already know me)
Guy who plays video games on Arrakis:
everybody get more excited about classic worms of warcraft NOW
August 22, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Guy who plays video games on Arrakis:
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Please teach me, Kirby with human feet
August 22, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Please teach me, Kirby with human feet
Bought a new car today (as a second car because I'm a dumbass not a replacement).
'24 Kia EV6. 18k miles. Electric car so that I can avoid gas prices.
'24 Kia EV6. 18k miles. Electric car so that I can avoid gas prices.
August 17, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Bought a new car today (as a second car because I'm a dumbass not a replacement).
'24 Kia EV6. 18k miles. Electric car so that I can avoid gas prices.
'24 Kia EV6. 18k miles. Electric car so that I can avoid gas prices.
GEE THANKS SHUTTERFLY THAT LOOKS PERFECT
August 17, 2026 at 8:03 PM
GEE THANKS SHUTTERFLY THAT LOOKS PERFECT