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You can call me Danny.
Dogs, Gamin', dev
He/Him
Dogs, Gamin', dev
He/Him
Have you considered my beloved Dadao?
September 25, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Have you considered my beloved Dadao?
Also why do eye disease names sound made up? Yeah I've got blepharitis. I've got goopiosis. I've got flamberrhea. I've got hortoremia. I've got optistenosis.
September 24, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Also why do eye disease names sound made up? Yeah I've got blepharitis. I've got goopiosis. I've got flamberrhea. I've got hortoremia. I've got optistenosis.
"mechanical" engineer? Yeah, I know a lot about video game mechanics.
September 24, 2026 at 6:22 PM
"mechanical" engineer? Yeah, I know a lot about video game mechanics.
That's cool that they made a statue of you
September 24, 2026 at 5:08 PM
That's cool that they made a statue of you
When I dress to impress I wear 3 inch inseam shorts with a crop top. I am 6'4" and 260 lbs.
Will that work?
Will that work?
September 24, 2026 at 4:27 PM
When I dress to impress I wear 3 inch inseam shorts with a crop top. I am 6'4" and 260 lbs.
Will that work?
Will that work?
Me when the game said "great job 30 hours played :)" on Monday
September 24, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Me when the game said "great job 30 hours played :)" on Monday
Noooo I'm so sorry :( that blows
September 24, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Noooo I'm so sorry :( that blows
I love doing the "workplace violence" trainings because they're like what do you do if a coworker shows up at you're place of work with a gun and I'm like "probably ask them how they got my address"
September 23, 2026 at 6:50 PM
I love doing the "workplace violence" trainings because they're like what do you do if a coworker shows up at you're place of work with a gun and I'm like "probably ask them how they got my address"
me in every game character creator: "redhead with short hair" pls note my hair is not nor never has been red i just think red hair is hot
September 23, 2026 at 4:34 PM
me in every game character creator: "redhead with short hair" pls note my hair is not nor never has been red i just think red hair is hot
(Lorelai's parents are very rich and judgemental and that's a major plot point. "If you do X we'll give you money" etc.)
September 23, 2026 at 4:32 PM
(Lorelai's parents are very rich and judgemental and that's a major plot point. "If you do X we'll give you money" etc.)
are there rich judgmental fish grandparents too
September 23, 2026 at 1:41 PM
are there rich judgmental fish grandparents too
I can hear my dad yelling "SON OF A GOOGEON"
September 22, 2026 at 2:51 PM
I can hear my dad yelling "SON OF A GOOGEON"
Ya I've low-key started just going to the map and fast travelling to each spot down the list to make sure I don't forget anything lol.
September 22, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Ya I've low-key started just going to the map and fast travelling to each spot down the list to make sure I don't forget anything lol.
I hated it at first but after like 5-10 hours I started to vibe with it better and am having fun now.
My beautiful himbos Dadao and Nezha make everything worth it.
My beautiful himbos Dadao and Nezha make everything worth it.
September 22, 2026 at 5:15 AM
I hated it at first but after like 5-10 hours I started to vibe with it better and am having fun now.
My beautiful himbos Dadao and Nezha make everything worth it.
My beautiful himbos Dadao and Nezha make everything worth it.
Owowowow
Monoco Clair Obscur: Eerie Black & White Scene
ALT: Monoco Clair Obscur: Eerie Black & White Scene
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September 22, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Owowowow
Maybe I should buy more red shoes...
(I did briefly consider some new royal blue ones this week but then decided they were too expensive)
(I did briefly consider some new royal blue ones this week but then decided they were too expensive)
Dorothy's Ruby Slippers from The Wizard of Oz
ALT: Dorothy's Ruby Slippers from The Wizard of Oz
static.klipy.com
September 21, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Maybe I should buy more red shoes...
(I did briefly consider some new royal blue ones this week but then decided they were too expensive)
(I did briefly consider some new royal blue ones this week but then decided they were too expensive)
While I do have red shoes (and I love them), my implication was "only wear belts that don't match to take away my choice in the matter
September 21, 2026 at 5:23 AM
While I do have red shoes (and I love them), my implication was "only wear belts that don't match to take away my choice in the matter
PERFECT BIRD TIME My beautiful himbo king
September 21, 2026 at 4:15 AM
PERFECT BIRD TIME My beautiful himbo king