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The Pickleball Mathlete
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I am the Pickleball Mathlete. I am an athlete ... AND a mathlete! Author of the "Points Added" metric to measure player effectiveness in a game / match.

Questions? Contact Kevin Hillstrom ([email protected])
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The Ratings Committee has been made aware of an allegation that some players are manipulating match outcomes to improve their DUPR rating. Yes, I'm referencing you, Heather.
On what planet would you require a college football team to play a Friday Night game in Berkeley where the end of the second quarter and beyond will be played during the overnight hours?
September 26, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Notre Dame is stickin' it to Luke Fickell. They could have kneeled on the ball up 21 with 2 minutes left. Instead? Passing for a touchdown.

Luke Fickell is paying for sins committed somewhere along the way, and we're along for the ride. #badgers
September 7, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Yes.
The progressive version of Twitter offers a world of vicious, sneering odium that only those who see themselves as kinder humans dish out

🔗 https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/07/03/is-there-anything-more-pathetic-than-a-bluesky-user/?WT.mc_id=tmgoff_li_pathetic-than-a-bluesky-user/
July 3, 2026 at 7:49 PM
US Open Mixed Final "Points Added" Analysis: pickleballmathlete.substack.com/p/us-open-mi...
US Open Mixed Final: Waters/Devilliers vs. Sewing/Diamond
Match Point Took Awhile
pickleballmathlete.substack.com
April 30, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Points Added Analysis: Friday Pickleball vs. the Walker Sisters

pickleballmathlete.substack.com/p/points-add...
Points Added Analysis: Can 5.0 Men (from Friday Pickleball) Beat 5.5 Pro Women (the Walker Sisters)?
No. They Cannot.
pickleballmathlete.substack.com
April 7, 2026 at 5:37 AM
For those of you who enjoy pickleball metrics / statistics! I've launched a new endeavor #pickleball

New Website: pickleballmathlete.com

New Newsletter: pickleballmathlete.substack.com

The newsletter is free … over time PPA / MLP match stats will go behind a paywall @ $30/year.
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April 7, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Sonoran Heights resident Gretchen Lewis is upset because she believes the score is actually 8-2-1, not 8-3-2. #pickleball
March 4, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Looks great!!
December 29, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I would require nine months of grueling rehabilitation if somebody asked me to do this on the #pickleball court as a game began.
December 23, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I lost both matches.

My DUPR is 3.6.

Could they re-rate me?

#pickleball #haiku
December 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
No losers bracket.

I paid one hundred dollars.

To lose and be done?

#pickleball #haiku
December 15, 2025 at 12:37 AM
It was 10-4-2.

Then Heather hit an out ball.

It's always something.

#pickleball #haiku
December 14, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Playing in Asia?

Be sure to get permission.

Or you'll be fired.

#pickleball #haiku
December 14, 2025 at 11:26 PM
The PPA Tour

Played some matches in China

Were you entertained?

#pickleball #haiku
December 8, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Ben Johns, Anna Leigh

They sure win a lot of games.

Are they having fun?

#pickleball #haiku
December 8, 2025 at 3:23 AM
October 1, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Area pickleball player confident in out call in a 9-9 game.
September 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
There is no amount of sharing these facts that causes somebody to change their mind.
July 12, 2025 at 5:22 AM
What is something you’d love to have the talent to do (within reason)?

I’ll start … I’d love to have the talent to be part of the Vitamin String Quartet.
July 4, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Heather's big round robin.

Only the best got to play.

While others looked on.

#pickleball
April 22, 2025 at 5:43 PM
If your customer says "thank you" and it costs YOU tens of millions of dollars ... maybe you did something wrong in developing your business model.
April 21, 2025 at 6:25 AM
My sources tell me that Heather sent Rachel Rohrabacher an audition video of her play in the Sonoran Heights #Pickleball Club Championship.
April 13, 2025 at 5:07 AM