Pickleball. Chuck, it’s time to learn to fucking play pickleball.
Something to remember about Chuck Schumer is that he is literally a career politician. He graduated from law school, passed the bar, and immediately went to the NY Assembly. Six years there, 18 years in the House, and 2029 will mark 30 years in the Senate. He has no idea what to do with himself.
He gone learn the hard way, him and Hakeem. Brooklyn is not going to let you step down gracefully like Cali did Nancy
November 5, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Pickleball. Chuck, it’s time to learn to fucking play pickleball.
Our aesthetic? I'd say a pickleball game turned lynch mob.
Mike Collins couldn't have found someone under the age of 60 to put behind him in this camera shot?
November 2, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Our aesthetic? I'd say a pickleball game turned lynch mob.
Should I play pickleball
November 7, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Should I play pickleball
Shut the fuck up Chuck, go find a pickleball court and never return
Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.) now talking about Dems taking back the Senate tonight.
"Against all odds, Democrats have won the Senate," he says. "We have five words for the American people: relief is on the way."
"Against all odds, Democrats have won the Senate," he says. "We have five words for the American people: relief is on the way."
November 4, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Shut the fuck up Chuck, go find a pickleball court and never return
When things get too heated on the pickleball court.
November 6, 2026 at 9:05 PM
When things get too heated on the pickleball court.
People were hugging each other at my Westchester pickleball group. It feels like the fall of Ceausescu.
November 4, 2026 at 6:35 PM
People were hugging each other at my Westchester pickleball group. It feels like the fall of Ceausescu.
I have played basketball for fifty years and pickleball for seven. I have now a Basketball Scientist and a Pickleball Scientist. "You're a scientist, you're a scientist, everybody is a scientist!"
November 6, 2026 at 3:08 AM
I have played basketball for fifty years and pickleball for seven. I have now a Basketball Scientist and a Pickleball Scientist. "You're a scientist, you're a scientist, everybody is a scientist!"
*pickleball
November 2, 2026 at 4:21 PM
*pickleball
gonna start a Black Lady Pickleball Club next summer.
remind me!
remind me!
November 6, 2026 at 6:06 PM
gonna start a Black Lady Pickleball Club next summer.
remind me!
remind me!
"If pickleball has a million haters, I'm one of them.
If pickleball has 10 haters, I'm one of them.
If pickleball has 0 haters, then I'm dead.
I will be pickleball's hater until my last breath."
If pickleball has 10 haters, I'm one of them.
If pickleball has 0 haters, then I'm dead.
I will be pickleball's hater until my last breath."
November 5, 2026 at 9:55 PM
"If pickleball has a million haters, I'm one of them.
If pickleball has 10 haters, I'm one of them.
If pickleball has 0 haters, then I'm dead.
I will be pickleball's hater until my last breath."
If pickleball has 10 haters, I'm one of them.
If pickleball has 0 haters, then I'm dead.
I will be pickleball's hater until my last breath."
Oh, #Florida! Pickleball dispute turns physical as competitor shoves someone, then grabs a slow cooker and brandishes it like a weapon. www.gulfcoastnewsnow.com/article/ave-...
Ave Maria pickleball dispute leads to arrest after woman shoved, slow cooker grabbed, deputies say
Deputies say an Ave Maria man shoved a woman during a pickleball disagreement, then grabbed a slow cooker and advanced toward her.
www.gulfcoastnewsnow.com
November 5, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Oh, #Florida! Pickleball dispute turns physical as competitor shoves someone, then grabs a slow cooker and brandishes it like a weapon. www.gulfcoastnewsnow.com/article/ave-...
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Franklin Sports X-40 Outdoor Pickleballs - Official Ball of USA Pickleball APP Tour + US Open - Regulation Size
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November 6, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Franklin Sports X-40 Outdoor Pickleballs - Official Ball of USA Pickleball APP Tour + US Open - Regulation Size #outdoor #usa #sports #usopen #regulation #pickleball
November 6, 2026 at 11:19 PM
so much of this could be eliminated if these fucking dorks just joined a pickleball, softball, or church basketball league
man some people really took that Little Mermaid casting hard
November 3, 2026 at 12:42 AM
so much of this could be eliminated if these fucking dorks just joined a pickleball, softball, or church basketball league
The boys have officially retired from pickleball. Undefeated, of course. 😂🏓
#Pickleball #GermanShepherds #FunnyDogs #DogCostumes #EveryDayIsHalloween
#Pickleball #GermanShepherds #FunnyDogs #DogCostumes #EveryDayIsHalloween
November 6, 2026 at 3:38 AM
The boys have officially retired from pickleball. Undefeated, of course. 😂🏓
#Pickleball #GermanShepherds #FunnyDogs #DogCostumes #EveryDayIsHalloween
#Pickleball #GermanShepherds #FunnyDogs #DogCostumes #EveryDayIsHalloween
The boys are entering their pickleball era.
Nobody is safe. 😂🏓
#Pickleball #GermanShepherds #DogComedy #FunnyDogs #EveryDayIsHalloween
Nobody is safe. 😂🏓
#Pickleball #GermanShepherds #DogComedy #FunnyDogs #EveryDayIsHalloween
November 6, 2026 at 2:34 AM
The boys are entering their pickleball era.
Nobody is safe. 😂🏓
#Pickleball #GermanShepherds #DogComedy #FunnyDogs #EveryDayIsHalloween
Nobody is safe. 😂🏓
#Pickleball #GermanShepherds #DogComedy #FunnyDogs #EveryDayIsHalloween
played in my first pickleball tournament today and made it to the top 8 :^)
November 7, 2026 at 9:55 PM
played in my first pickleball tournament today and made it to the top 8 :^)
An anime pickleball game where cheating is an item: bribed line judge, unsolicited coach, smoke bomb, the group chat… Which dirty trick are you using? 1–5 👇
#indiegame #pickleball #anime
#indiegame #pickleball #anime
November 5, 2026 at 3:04 PM
An anime pickleball game where cheating is an item: bribed line judge, unsolicited coach, smoke bomb, the group chat… Which dirty trick are you using? 1–5 👇
#indiegame #pickleball #anime
#indiegame #pickleball #anime
Pickleball Forest
This view greets me on my walk to play pickleball at Rainier Vista in Lacey. Just a narrow opening to see Southwick Lake & the surrounding woods.
Right next to a rather busy street. Though you would never guess from this serene scene.
Cheers
🥒🥎🕰️
#ForestFriday l #Scape l #ECK
This view greets me on my walk to play pickleball at Rainier Vista in Lacey. Just a narrow opening to see Southwick Lake & the surrounding woods.
Right next to a rather busy street. Though you would never guess from this serene scene.
Cheers
🥒🥎🕰️
#ForestFriday l #Scape l #ECK
November 6, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Pickleball Forest
This view greets me on my walk to play pickleball at Rainier Vista in Lacey. Just a narrow opening to see Southwick Lake & the surrounding woods.
Right next to a rather busy street. Though you would never guess from this serene scene.
Cheers
🥒🥎🕰️
#ForestFriday l #Scape l #ECK
This view greets me on my walk to play pickleball at Rainier Vista in Lacey. Just a narrow opening to see Southwick Lake & the surrounding woods.
Right next to a rather busy street. Though you would never guess from this serene scene.
Cheers
🥒🥎🕰️
#ForestFriday l #Scape l #ECK
"It's spreading like mahjong" is the new "it's spreading like pickleball" is the new "it's spreading like wildfire"
November 7, 2026 at 1:57 PM
"It's spreading like mahjong" is the new "it's spreading like pickleball" is the new "it's spreading like wildfire"
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White women
I swear to god I will have every pickleball court shuddered and every Stanley cup confiscated if you fuck this up.
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White women
I swear to god I will have every pickleball court shuddered and every Stanley cup confiscated if you fuck this up.
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November 3, 2026 at 5:50 PM
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White women
I swear to god I will have every pickleball court shuddered and every Stanley cup confiscated if you fuck this up.
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White women
I swear to god I will have every pickleball court shuddered and every Stanley cup confiscated if you fuck this up.
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How we made a pickleball spin in our anime game: same swing, no spin lands 47 cm OUT; add topspin and it dips IN by 93 cm and kicks past the boss.
Topspin or slice? #gamedev #indiedev #pickleball
Topspin or slice? #gamedev #indiedev #pickleball
November 3, 2026 at 3:12 PM
How we made a pickleball spin in our anime game: same swing, no spin lands 47 cm OUT; add topspin and it dips IN by 93 cm and kicks past the boss.
Topspin or slice? #gamedev #indiedev #pickleball
Topspin or slice? #gamedev #indiedev #pickleball
She bout to lead the federal penitentiary pickleball team WITH CONVICTIONS
November 5, 2026 at 8:42 PM
She bout to lead the federal penitentiary pickleball team WITH CONVICTIONS
To be fair, you’ve been playing basketball AND pickleball for longer than our #EduCogSci & #DI friends have been engaged with educational research, so you have a better claim to being a pickleball scientist (kitchen-ologist?) than they do a learning scientist.
November 6, 2026 at 3:41 AM
To be fair, you’ve been playing basketball AND pickleball for longer than our #EduCogSci & #DI friends have been engaged with educational research, so you have a better claim to being a pickleball scientist (kitchen-ologist?) than they do a learning scientist.