PiousLambda
@piouslambda.bsky.social
I try to be funny, doesn't always work out, but I do try
Video Games, Animals, Cosmic Horror, Leftist Politics. He/Him
Video Games, Animals, Cosmic Horror, Leftist Politics. He/Him
Y'know I kinda always thought the lyrics "I'm in love with your body" came with implication "I could give or take your personality"
September 15, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Y'know I kinda always thought the lyrics "I'm in love with your body" came with implication "I could give or take your personality"
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thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
September 6, 2026 at 6:03 PM
thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
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donald trump is busy humiliating the US in 10 different ways simultaneously and the democrats are spending their time condemning a twitch streamer. i know they're increasingly unpopular but that there's anyone who still thinks they're a real opposition party boggles the mind. boggles
August 26, 2026 at 12:46 AM
donald trump is busy humiliating the US in 10 different ways simultaneously and the democrats are spending their time condemning a twitch streamer. i know they're increasingly unpopular but that there's anyone who still thinks they're a real opposition party boggles the mind. boggles
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Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him
July 25, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him
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🚨GLOVES OFF🚨 Tim and his ex duke it out on air.
InfoWarriors, it's time to weigh in: who deserves that horse?
InfoWarriors, it's time to weigh in: who deserves that horse?
July 17, 2026 at 2:19 PM
🚨GLOVES OFF🚨 Tim and his ex duke it out on air.
InfoWarriors, it's time to weigh in: who deserves that horse?
InfoWarriors, it's time to weigh in: who deserves that horse?
The Bar Grill: Bar and Grill. The Grill Bar: Grill and Bar. Two indistinct establishments that exist at the same address and spacetime, only differing in their names and menus.
July 3, 2026 at 7:44 PM
The Bar Grill: Bar and Grill. The Grill Bar: Grill and Bar. Two indistinct establishments that exist at the same address and spacetime, only differing in their names and menus.
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this is where i post from
May 24, 2026 at 5:01 PM
this is where i post from
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YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
May 23, 2026 at 5:16 PM
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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The older I get, the more I relate to Diogenes, which tells me I'll probably be drinking from a horse water trough with my hands and shitting in public within the next ten years
May 22, 2026 at 4:39 AM
The older I get, the more I relate to Diogenes, which tells me I'll probably be drinking from a horse water trough with my hands and shitting in public within the next ten years
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I think the reason I've been a little ambiently mad all day is because January 6th rioters are statistically the most likely group of pedophiles in the world and they clubbed a guy to death and they're going to be rich from the tax money that I give to the country I live in.
May 19, 2026 at 9:31 PM
I think the reason I've been a little ambiently mad all day is because January 6th rioters are statistically the most likely group of pedophiles in the world and they clubbed a guy to death and they're going to be rich from the tax money that I give to the country I live in.
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something about being in my late 30s really has me sitting at the window watching the birds jumping in the little dishes of water i set out for them in the garden, i can’t get enough of this shit despite having no preexisting interest in the business of birds.
April 21, 2026 at 3:38 PM
something about being in my late 30s really has me sitting at the window watching the birds jumping in the little dishes of water i set out for them in the garden, i can’t get enough of this shit despite having no preexisting interest in the business of birds.
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Ideal relationship dynamic
April 18, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Ideal relationship dynamic
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It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for
April 13, 2026 at 2:37 AM
It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for
Should anyone ever fear being declared dishonorable by the king of liars?
April 12, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Should anyone ever fear being declared dishonorable by the king of liars?
You can definitely trust me as far as you can throw me, I'm too scared to betray really strong people
April 10, 2026 at 3:41 PM
You can definitely trust me as far as you can throw me, I'm too scared to betray really strong people
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you do not have to hand it to tucker carlson or marjorie taylor greene or alex jones or megyn kelly. they're all rats who see trump as a sinking ship and they're getting ready to jump in preparation for their next act. you do not have to fall for it.
April 8, 2026 at 8:32 PM
you do not have to hand it to tucker carlson or marjorie taylor greene or alex jones or megyn kelly. they're all rats who see trump as a sinking ship and they're getting ready to jump in preparation for their next act. you do not have to fall for it.
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2026 basically
February 18, 2026 at 4:23 PM
2026 basically
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Saving this screenshot from Threads as a new reaction image
January 3, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Saving this screenshot from Threads as a new reaction image
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Obsessed with this juxtaposition
January 2, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Obsessed with this juxtaposition
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Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
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Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
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I’M LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY
December 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I’M LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY
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Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen