Robert O.
@pizzarollsroyce.bsky.social
A giddy little thrill at a reasonable price
Just filled out a whole application only for the last question to let me know that even though Marijuana is legal in Washington they run a "drug-free workplace" and I would have to submit to a pre-employment test.
October 4, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Just filled out a whole application only for the last question to let me know that even though Marijuana is legal in Washington they run a "drug-free workplace" and I would have to submit to a pre-employment test.
I am so fucking miserable, lol
October 3, 2026 at 1:45 AM
I am so fucking miserable, lol
My birthday is in 5 days if any of you would like to beat me to death before then
October 1, 2026 at 4:22 PM
My birthday is in 5 days if any of you would like to beat me to death before then
I have had this idea all week to make brownies in graham cracker crust with toaster marshmallow fluff on top and I am making it now
September 27, 2026 at 12:38 AM
I have had this idea all week to make brownies in graham cracker crust with toaster marshmallow fluff on top and I am making it now
Groceries are too expensive for you to put a recipe up online where the measurements are wrong
September 26, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Groceries are too expensive for you to put a recipe up online where the measurements are wrong
There is an artist with a song that is currently blowing up that sounds a lot like if you gave an AI a prompt to make a 2016 Ariana Grande B side
September 25, 2026 at 10:11 PM
There is an artist with a song that is currently blowing up that sounds a lot like if you gave an AI a prompt to make a 2016 Ariana Grande B side
Customizing action figures is a stupid hobby that takes a lot of weird supplies BUT when I have to make a repair on something 9 times out of 10 I have something that will work on hand
September 22, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Customizing action figures is a stupid hobby that takes a lot of weird supplies BUT when I have to make a repair on something 9 times out of 10 I have something that will work on hand
What language has a specific word for the feeling you have when you browse a hot fat man's socials and see that he is only following muscle twinks?
September 21, 2026 at 5:18 PM
What language has a specific word for the feeling you have when you browse a hot fat man's socials and see that he is only following muscle twinks?
I really like how a lot of gay men have this proclivity to be witty and catty about everything they post online and sometimes they know so little about what they are talking about they end up looking like they have a little bit of brain damage
September 20, 2026 at 12:34 AM
I really like how a lot of gay men have this proclivity to be witty and catty about everything they post online and sometimes they know so little about what they are talking about they end up looking like they have a little bit of brain damage
Didn't say anything because I was kind of freaking out but I had an interview today and I am moving to the second round on Wednesday!
September 18, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Didn't say anything because I was kind of freaking out but I had an interview today and I am moving to the second round on Wednesday!
I made that pizza rolls/caesar salad thing that went viral a while ago for dinner tonight and baybeeee, it slaps
September 13, 2026 at 4:55 AM
I made that pizza rolls/caesar salad thing that went viral a while ago for dinner tonight and baybeeee, it slaps
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Will anyone who cares at all about Starcraft still be alive in 2030?
September 12, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Will anyone who cares at all about Starcraft still be alive in 2030?
Whelp, I am losing the part time job I had that was helping me just barely stay afloat along with selling stuff. Literally don't know what to do now.
September 10, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Whelp, I am losing the part time job I had that was helping me just barely stay afloat along with selling stuff. Literally don't know what to do now.
There is this indie artist on Insta that I keep getting recommended because he is a hot fat guy, but mama, the music is very bad!
September 10, 2026 at 12:15 AM
There is this indie artist on Insta that I keep getting recommended because he is a hot fat guy, but mama, the music is very bad!
Humanity has moved past the need for the makeover episode
September 6, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Humanity has moved past the need for the makeover episode
Feeling ugly, tired and insane today
September 1, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Feeling ugly, tired and insane today
For the second week in a row, my walmart grocery delivery has been delayed 3+ times. Because they deliver through a 3rd party service, they say their hands are tied regarding actually making drivers complete the order... So what the fuck am I paying the monthly fee for?
August 29, 2026 at 9:39 PM
For the second week in a row, my walmart grocery delivery has been delayed 3+ times. Because they deliver through a 3rd party service, they say their hands are tied regarding actually making drivers complete the order... So what the fuck am I paying the monthly fee for?
If my mom was still alive she would have turned 80 on Monday so having 2 famous 80 year olds pass back to back this week has been weird
August 26, 2026 at 4:18 PM
If my mom was still alive she would have turned 80 on Monday so having 2 famous 80 year olds pass back to back this week has been weird
Has Instagram started to run like crap for anyone else?
August 24, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Has Instagram started to run like crap for anyone else?
Someone 2 apartments above me has been going ham on a dresser with a belt sander out on their patio for about 2 hours and I am frankly, pretty fucking over it!
August 24, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Someone 2 apartments above me has been going ham on a dresser with a belt sander out on their patio for about 2 hours and I am frankly, pretty fucking over it!
August 24, 2026 at 3:24 PM
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August 23, 2026 at 11:23 PM
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I feel like my brain is constantly short circuiting today. I can't focus on a goddamned thing.
August 20, 2026 at 9:29 PM
I feel like my brain is constantly short circuiting today. I can't focus on a goddamned thing.