elliott
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why do people like Ken Jennings repeatedly punch down like that?! oh yeah, because they’re protected by their privilege. fuck all the way off, Ken. fuck you for soiling Jeopardy!’s name
July 31, 2026 at 2:13 AM
why do people like Ken Jennings repeatedly punch down like that?! oh yeah, because they’re protected by their privilege. fuck all the way off, Ken. fuck you for soiling Jeopardy!’s name
dropping off my stool sample at Claire’s. i mean the lab.
July 20, 2026 at 4:54 PM
dropping off my stool sample at Claire’s. i mean the lab.
I talked to Mitch McConnell on the phone today. He said I’m a bitch, I’m a lover, I’m a child, I’m a mother….
July 12, 2026 at 2:51 AM
I talked to Mitch McConnell on the phone today. He said I’m a bitch, I’m a lover, I’m a child, I’m a mother….
I talked to Mitch McConnell on the phone and he said he’s never going to give you up, never going to let you down.
July 9, 2026 at 5:16 PM
I talked to Mitch McConnell on the phone and he said he’s never going to give you up, never going to let you down.
next time you have imposter syndrome just remember that one of the most boring average men is commentating on the worlds highest stage, the World Cup. and don’t even get me started on Alexi Lalas
July 6, 2026 at 10:56 PM
next time you have imposter syndrome just remember that one of the most boring average men is commentating on the worlds highest stage, the World Cup. and don’t even get me started on Alexi Lalas
people are like “what weather is too hot for you?” and they want an answer in Fahrenheit. but my answer is “when it’s too muggy for my fingertips to glide across my phone screen with no resistance, then I’m goin’ in.”
July 5, 2026 at 7:32 PM
people are like “what weather is too hot for you?” and they want an answer in Fahrenheit. but my answer is “when it’s too muggy for my fingertips to glide across my phone screen with no resistance, then I’m goin’ in.”
do you think Taylor or any other celebrities go to the “normal” people areas of the MSG venue and go wow this is a great venue, I never get to see this part
July 3, 2026 at 1:34 AM
do you think Taylor or any other celebrities go to the “normal” people areas of the MSG venue and go wow this is a great venue, I never get to see this part
if you’re the cool ass female referee for 13+ years that I followed today please like this post. I can’t remember your handle lol
June 17, 2026 at 1:28 AM
if you’re the cool ass female referee for 13+ years that I followed today please like this post. I can’t remember your handle lol
as a referee of more than 20 years. my question is why does your hand or arm (below the bottom of the arm pit) count as being in an offside position if you can’t use that part of your body to play👏🏼 the 👏🏼 ball 👏🏼
June 17, 2026 at 1:19 AM
as a referee of more than 20 years. my question is why does your hand or arm (below the bottom of the arm pit) count as being in an offside position if you can’t use that part of your body to play👏🏼 the 👏🏼 ball 👏🏼
my question for taylor swift is why was long live removed from eras
June 13, 2026 at 5:25 PM
my question for taylor swift is why was long live removed from eras
Alexi Lalas is the Temu Trump
May 8, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Alexi Lalas is the Temu Trump
pet peeve: people who are not boxers or not in a gym who shadowbox
April 30, 2026 at 4:28 PM
pet peeve: people who are not boxers or not in a gym who shadowbox
I am exhausted and the worst part about it is that I feel like most of the people in my life have no idea what’s going on. check on your trans friends.
And in horrifying news, Idaho's governor has signed the felony bathroom ban, with 5 year penalties for second offense bathroom usage, into law.
This is the most significant criminalization of trans people to date.
On trans day of visibility no less.
It will require a new "Do not travel" warning.
This is the most significant criminalization of trans people to date.
On trans day of visibility no less.
It will require a new "Do not travel" warning.
Idaho governor signs law making transgender bathroom use a felony
Gov. Brad Little signed the measure on Transgender Day of Visibility as advocates rallied outside the statehouse.
www.advocate.com
April 1, 2026 at 1:30 AM
I am exhausted and the worst part about it is that I feel like most of the people in my life have no idea what’s going on. check on your trans friends.
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Re: my last reposts
“Do not put money in the pocket of a woman who has sworn publicly to use it to disenfranchise vulnerable populations” is the smallest ask imaginable. It’s not oxygen, it’s not food. It’s television. You can do without. There are thousands of other shows for you to watch.
“Do not put money in the pocket of a woman who has sworn publicly to use it to disenfranchise vulnerable populations” is the smallest ask imaginable. It’s not oxygen, it’s not food. It’s television. You can do without. There are thousands of other shows for you to watch.
March 24, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Re: my last reposts
“Do not put money in the pocket of a woman who has sworn publicly to use it to disenfranchise vulnerable populations” is the smallest ask imaginable. It’s not oxygen, it’s not food. It’s television. You can do without. There are thousands of other shows for you to watch.
“Do not put money in the pocket of a woman who has sworn publicly to use it to disenfranchise vulnerable populations” is the smallest ask imaginable. It’s not oxygen, it’s not food. It’s television. You can do without. There are thousands of other shows for you to watch.
are you an ex-evangelical who sometimes blasts Testify to Love by Avalon just to let that bridge and key change SLAP or are u normal
March 20, 2026 at 2:24 PM
are you an ex-evangelical who sometimes blasts Testify to Love by Avalon just to let that bridge and key change SLAP or are u normal
brand name Tylenol was the Game of Thrones and fantasy pack of autism. store brand Tylenol is the nerdy strategy games pack of autism. I will not be taking questions at this time.
March 12, 2026 at 12:07 AM
brand name Tylenol was the Game of Thrones and fantasy pack of autism. store brand Tylenol is the nerdy strategy games pack of autism. I will not be taking questions at this time.
wait so are you saying I should be at the gym walking to the exact beat of The Fate of Ophelia on the treadmill, and I’m *not* supposed to do the choreo?! cause lol
March 4, 2026 at 12:32 AM
wait so are you saying I should be at the gym walking to the exact beat of The Fate of Ophelia on the treadmill, and I’m *not* supposed to do the choreo?! cause lol
I know I’m autistic but I feel like there’s no logical explanation for why the person who used to work two cubicles over from me, who I haven’t spoken to since 2019, just sent me a friend request on FB. we weren’t on the same team, we didn’t hang out, we were not friends, and we have no mutuals.
February 28, 2026 at 3:49 AM
I know I’m autistic but I feel like there’s no logical explanation for why the person who used to work two cubicles over from me, who I haven’t spoken to since 2019, just sent me a friend request on FB. we weren’t on the same team, we didn’t hang out, we were not friends, and we have no mutuals.
very interesting that I have now heard three castaways essentially say they’re changing/flipping their strategy from before, when that is exactly what got them to this season in the first place #Survivor
February 26, 2026 at 2:31 AM
very interesting that I have now heard three castaways essentially say they’re changing/flipping their strategy from before, when that is exactly what got them to this season in the first place #Survivor
NON TOURNAMENT JEOPARDY PLAY LETS FUCKING GOOOOO
February 24, 2026 at 12:36 AM
NON TOURNAMENT JEOPARDY PLAY LETS FUCKING GOOOOO
I ask again, WHEN will we get back to normal Jeopardy! play, when will we gain a fuckin BREAK from these tournaments lol
February 17, 2026 at 12:33 AM
I ask again, WHEN will we get back to normal Jeopardy! play, when will we gain a fuckin BREAK from these tournaments lol
lol I just saw bad bunny’s speech from last night. I wasn’t trying to add commentary on that specifically. I guess in that context I can see why he said what he said (timing, palatable, etc.) but my overall point stands.
I dont know, this might be a hot take… but I don’t think the antidote of all this hate is just “love.” I’m getting tired of hearing that because at this point it’s just a platitude/nothing burger.
February 2, 2026 at 6:01 PM
lol I just saw bad bunny’s speech from last night. I wasn’t trying to add commentary on that specifically. I guess in that context I can see why he said what he said (timing, palatable, etc.) but my overall point stands.
I dont know, this might be a hot take… but I don’t think the antidote of all this hate is just “love.” I’m getting tired of hearing that because at this point it’s just a platitude/nothing burger.
February 2, 2026 at 5:53 PM
I dont know, this might be a hot take… but I don’t think the antidote of all this hate is just “love.” I’m getting tired of hearing that because at this point it’s just a platitude/nothing burger.
I just think new music could employ more bongos and congas. JUST. a thought.
January 31, 2026 at 1:01 AM
I just think new music could employ more bongos and congas. JUST. a thought.