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@pppgrifter.bsky.social
Tired, cynical, and jaded. Corporate finance (desk jockey), market commentary, die hard band wagon fan, fighting the Epstein class one day at a time. 🔧🔧🔧
Go Padres/Rockies go Broncos (we suck again…but maybe not!)
Go Padres/Rockies go Broncos (we suck again…but maybe not!)
Oh great, now we won’t be able to bring our axes through TSA
Co-pilot used axe to carry out ‘terrorist act’ on Flydubai flight ft.trib.al/Sndjzv7
Co-pilot used axe to carry out ‘terrorist act’ on Flydubai flight
Flight 1073 was heading to Tel Aviv when the attack was launched in the cockpit
ft.trib.al
October 3, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Oh great, now we won’t be able to bring our axes through TSA
Are the preferred shares part of the Epstein class?
October 3, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Are the preferred shares part of the Epstein class?
This is called a bad day
October 3, 2026 at 3:51 AM
This is called a bad day
This is so fucking awesome. I want this to be a bigger thing.
October 3, 2026 at 2:21 AM
This is so fucking awesome. I want this to be a bigger thing.
Idk why anyone cares what Michael Tracey says. He put a McDonald’s out of business in east Poland
October 3, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Idk why anyone cares what Michael Tracey says. He put a McDonald’s out of business in east Poland
I don’t like to think of it as “wasting tokens” I like to think of it as “the preferred shares are paying for it”
October 3, 2026 at 1:41 AM
I don’t like to think of it as “wasting tokens” I like to think of it as “the preferred shares are paying for it”
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So former NFL kicker Jay Feely is running for Congress as a MAGA guy and his opponent just put out an ad with a bunch of his missed kicks lol
October 2, 2026 at 10:25 PM
So former NFL kicker Jay Feely is running for Congress as a MAGA guy and his opponent just put out an ad with a bunch of his missed kicks lol
This admin has a conflict of interest when a regulatory finding could affect the markets.
I suspect it’s worse than they’ll admit to
I suspect it’s worse than they’ll admit to
October 2, 2026 at 7:00 PM
This admin has a conflict of interest when a regulatory finding could affect the markets.
I suspect it’s worse than they’ll admit to
I suspect it’s worse than they’ll admit to
Anyone want to get in on my “support the troops” merch biz when Trump sends da troops to hit the Iranian beaches?
Seems like we’re gonna re-live post 9/11 so might as well make some coin
Seems like we’re gonna re-live post 9/11 so might as well make some coin
October 2, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Anyone want to get in on my “support the troops” merch biz when Trump sends da troops to hit the Iranian beaches?
Seems like we’re gonna re-live post 9/11 so might as well make some coin
Seems like we’re gonna re-live post 9/11 so might as well make some coin
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Fucking Europe
October 2, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Fucking Europe
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$500,000 might not seem like a lot for an NFL owner like Jed York but you have to remember: that’s enough for him to have had sex 3,125 times at his preferred rate of $160
49ers principal owner Jed York has been suspended for six regular-season games and fined $500,000 for violating the NFL’s Personal Conduct Policy, the NFL announced today.
October 2, 2026 at 6:10 PM
$500,000 might not seem like a lot for an NFL owner like Jed York but you have to remember: that’s enough for him to have had sex 3,125 times at his preferred rate of $160
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I believe a not-insignificant motivation for Google here is that its $85B SpaceX stake is coming out of lockup by end of year. The space datacenter narrative is critical to keeping the share price in orbit. @lorak.bsky.social
October 1, 2026 at 3:23 PM
I believe a not-insignificant motivation for Google here is that its $85B SpaceX stake is coming out of lockup by end of year. The space datacenter narrative is critical to keeping the share price in orbit. @lorak.bsky.social
This will go well lmao
Guess we’re going to see a lot of abandoned American hardware soon
Guess we’re going to see a lot of abandoned American hardware soon
get the Yakety Sax ready
*SAUDI ARABIA PLANS OFFENSIVE AGAINST HOUTHIS IN YEMEN: REUTERS
*SAUDI ARABIA PLANS OFFENSIVE AGAINST HOUTHIS IN YEMEN: REUTERS
October 2, 2026 at 4:37 PM
This will go well lmao
Guess we’re going to see a lot of abandoned American hardware soon
Guess we’re going to see a lot of abandoned American hardware soon
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“I just sent out a bunch of free Starlink Mini sets to existing regular Starlink customers, to juice my subscriber numbers. But they won’t count towards ARPU because the $5 per month to keep the set is just a “standby fee”.
October 2, 2026 at 11:58 AM
“I just sent out a bunch of free Starlink Mini sets to existing regular Starlink customers, to juice my subscriber numbers. But they won’t count towards ARPU because the $5 per month to keep the set is just a “standby fee”.
Some think Kimberly Clark is the largest toilet paper manufacturer in the US, but it’s actually Carta.
Fun fact
Fun fact
October 2, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Some think Kimberly Clark is the largest toilet paper manufacturer in the US, but it’s actually Carta.
Fun fact
Fun fact
Guess you can’t houthi post on this site
October 2, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Guess you can’t houthi post on this site
“A democrat sweep will destroy our markets!”
Lol, I sure hope so. Bring back volatility, one way or another.
Lol, I sure hope so. Bring back volatility, one way or another.
October 2, 2026 at 1:25 PM
“A democrat sweep will destroy our markets!”
Lol, I sure hope so. Bring back volatility, one way or another.
Lol, I sure hope so. Bring back volatility, one way or another.
Sometimes you just chill on a beach for a couple years then get a sweet home loan package
join the military, you get to starve on a rusting ship that repeatedly sails into and out of the range of enemy missiles in order to manipulate gambling websites where people bet on your death
September 25, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Sometimes you just chill on a beach for a couple years then get a sweet home loan package
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If you’re bitching to the UN about a Twitch streamer it’s safe to say your PR battle has taken the biggest of L’s
September 24, 2026 at 11:44 PM
If you’re bitching to the UN about a Twitch streamer it’s safe to say your PR battle has taken the biggest of L’s
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“Yes, you are absolutely right to be angry with me. I should have treated those internal documents with more confidentiality and a greater level of discretion. I should have also explored different alternatives to deal with them. Would you like me to help you draft your resignation letter?”
September 24, 2026 at 4:34 PM
“Yes, you are absolutely right to be angry with me. I should have treated those internal documents with more confidentiality and a greater level of discretion. I should have also explored different alternatives to deal with them. Would you like me to help you draft your resignation letter?”
Boner checks at 0500 gentlemen
September 24, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Boner checks at 0500 gentlemen
If I were in charge, I’d give the Houthis nuclear weapons.
September 24, 2026 at 9:10 PM
If I were in charge, I’d give the Houthis nuclear weapons.
It’s okay, everyone is on GLP1s anyway
PEPSICO IS RAISING PRICES ON SOME CHIPS, DIPS AND SODA
September 24, 2026 at 9:08 PM
It’s okay, everyone is on GLP1s anyway
Can I make an agent that sets up meetings with people who cold email me only for it to just curse at them until they drop off?
Hmmm
Hmmm
September 24, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Can I make an agent that sets up meetings with people who cold email me only for it to just curse at them until they drop off?
Hmmm
Hmmm