Joan Crawford’s Backhand
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Deceased Academy Award winning actress, cola executive, lifestyle guru and devoted mother to what’s-her-name and the boy… oh and the twins. I don’t suffer fools lightly.
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28 years ago.
This aired just the once in 1998 on the live SNL show for which McKay wrote it.
It was effectively banned as it never aired again.
I wonder why.
MEDIA-OPOLY
It was effectively banned as it never aired again.
I wonder why.
MEDIA-OPOLY
September 21, 2026 at 6:44 PM
28 years ago.
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thank you lesbian tractor witch
September 4, 2026 at 1:45 PM
thank you lesbian tractor witch
Every time I think I couldn’t love Larry David more, he goes and does something beautiful like this.
found out Larry David just starts verbally abusing Alan Dershowitz whenever he sees him, this is very good
August 24, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Every time I think I couldn’t love Larry David more, he goes and does something beautiful like this.
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ROSIE: “.. I'm back in the spotlight all thanks to President Ompa J. Loompa, who is watching us this evening from inside a catering cart. You know, I couldn't have done it without you, sweetie. You brought me back just like you did with fascism and the measles."
#$DIS
#$DIS
August 19, 2026 at 11:50 AM
ROSIE: “.. I'm back in the spotlight all thanks to President Ompa J. Loompa, who is watching us this evening from inside a catering cart. You know, I couldn't have done it without you, sweetie. You brought me back just like you did with fascism and the measles."
#$DIS
#$DIS
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need you all to see this deeply indescribable cooking video
July 9, 2026 at 1:20 AM
need you all to see this deeply indescribable cooking video
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The Red Sox, who are having a miserable season, swept the Yankees knocking them out of first place for now, and I feel incredible despite the fact that it has no material impact on my life.
June 29, 2026 at 2:26 AM
The Red Sox, who are having a miserable season, swept the Yankees knocking them out of first place for now, and I feel incredible despite the fact that it has no material impact on my life.
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NBA is rigged! when Spurs had 29 point lead the game should have been immediately stopped and Spurs declared winner. Instead officials decides to play "4th quarter?" and Knicks "somehow" score enough baskets to win. Fraud!
June 11, 2026 at 4:28 AM
NBA is rigged! when Spurs had 29 point lead the game should have been immediately stopped and Spurs declared winner. Instead officials decides to play "4th quarter?" and Knicks "somehow" score enough baskets to win. Fraud!
The ‘90s really were the best
32yrs ago these 3 Movies were playing in Cinemas at the same time.
June 2, 2026 at 1:59 PM
The ‘90s really were the best
my actual parents
May 17, 2026 at 12:05 AM
my actual parents
I was a big Trekkie growing up, but lost track of it in my adult years. I recently started rewatching DS9, and it’s so much better than I remembered, in no small part because of Avery Brooks’ portrayal of Capt. Sisko. He brought such depth and heart and tenderness to the character.
April 18, 2026 at 5:02 AM
I was a big Trekkie growing up, but lost track of it in my adult years. I recently started rewatching DS9, and it’s so much better than I remembered, in no small part because of Avery Brooks’ portrayal of Capt. Sisko. He brought such depth and heart and tenderness to the character.
Somewhere Andy Dick is scoffing at these lightweights while he lights his crack pipe.
these guys are all gonna die very young
i feel like combining all of these is bad
April 16, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Somewhere Andy Dick is scoffing at these lightweights while he lights his crack pipe.
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The absolute fucking gall to mansplain church theology to someone with a master of divinity and a doctorate in canon law who was ELECTED BY THE COLLEGE OF CARDINALS to decide that theology.
"The Pope is incorrect on matters of theology" is excommunication time.
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April 15, 2026 at 3:51 AM
The absolute fucking gall to mansplain church theology to someone with a master of divinity and a doctorate in canon law who was ELECTED BY THE COLLEGE OF CARDINALS to decide that theology.
His Holiness needs to publicly demand JD Vance renounce the administration’s grave mortal sins and do everything in his power to stop them on pain of excommunication.
Reports of a meeting between a Vatican representative and the Pentagon went viral, with allegations that the church had been warned to cease its criticism.
Pentagon Confirms It Met With Vatican—But Denies Reports Of A Bitter Clash—Amid The Pope’s Mounting Criticism
Reports of a meeting between a Vatican representative and the Pentagon went viral, with allegations that the church had been warned to cease its criticism.
www.forbes.com
April 10, 2026 at 11:16 PM
His Holiness needs to publicly demand JD Vance renounce the administration’s grave mortal sins and do everything in his power to stop them on pain of excommunication.
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To all who celebrate
April 9, 2026 at 2:34 PM
To all who celebrate
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Appropriate music is required for her last trip on the Playmate Plane!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Adz...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Adz...
1960 Cy Coleman - Playboy's Theme (original 45 single version)
YouTube video by The45Prof
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March 5, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Appropriate music is required for her last trip on the Playmate Plane!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Adz...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Adz...
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Happy release day to me!
February 11, 2026 at 10:59 AM
Happy release day to me!
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This is unreal. An AUSA talking like that in open court is about as close as you can come to a total breakdown. Never heard of anything like it.
February 3, 2026 at 8:46 PM
This is unreal. An AUSA talking like that in open court is about as close as you can come to a total breakdown. Never heard of anything like it.
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NEW: This isn't about "training." The two agents who murdered Alex Pretti - Jesus Ochoa and Raymundo Gutierrez - have been with Border Patrol for 8 and 12 years respectively. You can't reform CBP. Abolish ICE/CBP. www.propublica.org/article/alex...
Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting
The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...
www.propublica.org
February 1, 2026 at 9:26 PM
NEW: This isn't about "training." The two agents who murdered Alex Pretti - Jesus Ochoa and Raymundo Gutierrez - have been with Border Patrol for 8 and 12 years respectively. You can't reform CBP. Abolish ICE/CBP. www.propublica.org/article/alex...
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NEW: ICE just executed another person in Minneapolis.
January 24, 2026 at 4:28 PM
NEW: ICE just executed another person in Minneapolis.
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NYC Mayor-Elect Zohran Mamdani sworn into office
January 1, 2026 at 5:41 AM
NYC Mayor-Elect Zohran Mamdani sworn into office
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This is why you don’t let stupid people review movies.
December 8, 2025 at 5:08 AM
This is why you don’t let stupid people review movies.
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WOW! AN HONOR! — GCN
December 6, 2025 at 4:16 AM
WOW! AN HONOR! — GCN