President Ark
presidentark.bsky.social
President Ark
@presidentark.bsky.social
some dude who posts. 37/m.
this is the thing that most baffles me about ai. even if we assume ai products are desirable - why would i pay *you* for something *you* got ai to make, instead of just having ai make it myself?!
October 7, 2026 at 4:26 PM
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Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
October 2, 2026 at 10:24 PM
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hello one and all and none and you! its your favorite lost traveler looking for a way out: me!
October 2, 2026 at 1:28 AM
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i posted an epiphany i had about why i hate AI so much on fedi and i wanna post it here but it won't fit and i don't wanna cut it down to size so fuckit i'm just posting a screenshot
September 27, 2026 at 3:24 PM
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A disclosure like this doesn't say "I didn't use Gen Ai on anything that matters don't worry" like you think it does, it actually says "I don't respect translators and nobody else does either so I can get away with this much right?" which, frankly, does NOT make me believe its all you used it for.
September 25, 2026 at 5:06 PM
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This really puts stuff like publicly funded third spaces in perspective for me. It's so relatively cheap to build out community centers, gyms, makerspaces, studios etc.
The AI build-out is on track to become the biggest economic bet in U.S. history, dwarfing the investments made to fund other huge U.S. infrastructure projects such as the railroads, the highway system and the plumbing for the internet.
www.wsj.com/economy/the-...
The AI Build-Out Is Becoming the Biggest Economic Bet in U.S. History
Data-center spending is greater than that for canals, railroads and grid combined—creating jobs and stock-market wealth, while boosting inflation and crowding out housing.
www.wsj.com
September 24, 2026 at 11:34 AM
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even more confusingly, on desktop you have to check the box *on* to turn the gambling ads *off*
September 23, 2026 at 11:40 PM
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…yeah, okay, that’s pretty much it.
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
September 18, 2026 at 6:28 PM
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This is the most masculine video on the internet right now
September 17, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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I really need journalists to learn that every time OpenAI or Anthropic or xAI says that their model has broken containment and could destroy humanity that it’s a marketing pitch by companies running out of cash with high overheads and no profitable business model wanting more investment.
September 17, 2026 at 9:33 AM
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The U.S. AI industry is being run by a batshit rationalist sex cult, and no, I am not being hyperbolic - they’re genuinely Like That:
September 15, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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Shel Silverstein somehow clocking AI all the way back in 1981
September 15, 2026 at 11:40 AM
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before any of you freak out, let this bunny remind you that fortnite has gone full AI for a while now, and the ceo of epic (tim sweeney) fired his staff for it, and has zero shame in it

i stopped playing this game a very long time ago, and you can and should too. don’t give in
Sora is coming to Fortnite this week
September 13, 2026 at 8:08 PM
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I wonder how long it'll be until people figure out Will Stancil is doing it on purpose

Nobody is the main character of BlueSky that often unless they actively want to be the main character of BlueSky
July 27, 2026 at 12:04 PM
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Well looks like it’s time to bring back a beloved oldie …
GRANDFATHER: whhyyyy have yooou summoned meee from beyonnd the veil of deeaaath?
ME: I wish to tell you, there is a chance Ireland may finally be reunified.
GRANDFATHER: Hooww is this blessed thiinnng to haaapen?

*an hour later*

GRANDFATHER: ... whaaat the fuuuuck ...
ME: Nope. Not finished.
I didn't see this coming. In Northern Ireland, Brexit has drained support among young people for remaining in the UK - across the board.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
September 14, 2026 at 12:01 AM
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It's such a tell, the absolute chaos of their messaging.

AI is awesome and useful and inevitable, but it's getting out of control and could kill us all so we're going to pump the brakes, but keep using it or you'll be left behind, but we have no path to profitability and we're all in deep debt.
September 13, 2026 at 10:30 AM
oh boy diablo V!!!!!

anyways this is your reminder that blizzard entertainment fostered a work environment so horrifyingly toxic that it drove employees to suicide and got them sued by the state of california because of how blatant & horrible it was

but haha wheeee toys!
September 12, 2026 at 6:42 PM
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No matter how much you throw trans people under the bus, you are still going to get attacked. All you've done is betray a vulnerable minority, anger your base, and made the issue front and center.
September 10, 2026 at 1:44 AM
there was a reaction video years ago (that i can't find) of some guy getting progressively more upset at one of those ludicrous shakes they make so you can put photos of them on instagram. big shake with a slice of cake, a lollipop, sprinkles, granola bars, whip cream, etc.
September 8, 2026 at 4:49 PM
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the woven plant fiber Kokiri tunic is a fun concept but you don't need to strap SO much shit to it and you don't need to give every square inch of leather an ornate pattern
even Twilight Princess had some restraint
September 8, 2026 at 3:07 PM
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my meanest take is that you have to stop fucking doing this to perfectly good designs
September 8, 2026 at 3:03 PM
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RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
September 8, 2026 at 1:19 AM
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Discworld QOTD, from Men at Arms
September 7, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.
September 5, 2026 at 4:37 PM
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Dropping a safe on a guy and then the door swings open revealing he is somehow inside of it is a Looney Tunes level bug report. I love being a game dev.
September 2, 2026 at 4:37 PM