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ye olde prickle factory
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spicy meatball, minnesota bog witch, geography lady turned lady in construction, north metro trashbag, lutheran crime syndicate member
My local school board election is going hard on the anti-trans stuff and I keep thinking about how none of the yard signs I see accompany any up ballot candidate signs. Will the average right wing elder millennial Mama Bear be motivated to actually show up & vote?
if you are merely a dilettante that’s not cutting it. gotta be a camp-out-for-the-premiere, platinum tier bigot to care more about 8th grade sports than $8 diesel
September 23, 2026 at 2:59 PM
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admitting you were wrong about something costs you absolutely nothing and i wish more people understood that. i train people for a living, i get things wrong live and in real time in front of people to whom it matters a lot for their jobs, acknowledgement is always better than denial.
Man, thanks for acknowledging mistakes. I do it when it happens to me, and more people should. You're a mensch for doing this.
September 23, 2026 at 6:23 AM
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this does, unfortunately, explain a lot of american politics
I have been turning this quote over and over in my head and still can't quite wrap my head around the idea
September 21, 2026 at 11:59 AM
My brain at 3:45 AM: Remember Joe Camel? That whole thing was really weird, right? Why did Joe Camel have blue eyes? Do camels have blue eyes? More importantly, why did the camels have fingers?!
September 18, 2026 at 12:29 PM
I’ve just been introduced to the concept of a gameday house via an interior design sourcing group chat and have fallen down a wealthy SEC alum 2nd/3rd property rabbit hole and my conclusion is that some people have just plain too much money
September 16, 2026 at 2:41 AM
I think if you’re going to wade into enveloping your brand in Nordic culture you need to go all-in and make lutefisk flavored chips. Subsistence farming flavored chips. Hightailing it to Mpls to work as a rail yard laborer & dying of tuberculosis flavored chips (shout out to my great-grandfather).
I see shit like this at health food stores in lib-heavy neighborhoods and just don’t think it’s normal how this MAHA/gender anxiety bullshit has infected so many parts of life
September 12, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Pulled up next to a line of nine huge fishing boats all in a row at a stoplight today - all Iowa plates, probably headed to Lake Vermilion - and did a mental calculation of the value of all the gas in their tanks. Woooo dawgie that better be some good walleye.
September 11, 2026 at 11:43 PM
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“There’s a new Mr. Beast book.”

You bolt awake in your workshop in Mainz. It’s 1450. You’re Johannes Gutenberg, and you’ve changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Your printing press must burn.
September 2, 2026 at 4:04 AM
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the lake street taco tour is next saturday, september 19 from 12-8. then you can go to powderhorn porchfest after, from 4-10. it's a perfect southside day where you can support this cultural corridor

lakestreettacotour.com
ppna.org/porchfest
September 11, 2026 at 1:58 PM
I know it’s not popular to get on here and be anti-doom but I drove to NW MN today and back from the metro and saw only three Demuth signs (all at the same bait shop) & zero Tafoya signs.

IDK WTF the latest is w/ the USPS stuff but that’s a serious lack of juice in a reliably red part of MN
September 3, 2026 at 2:59 AM
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The Springfield Ohio bullshit is like, the most pronounced and clear cut example of American moral rot I’ve seen in forever. Literally asking Haitians to come to revitalize your hollowed-out community, and then subjecting them to this racial terror and humiliation after they do? Fucking hell
August 28, 2026 at 4:39 PM
A thing I learned at freshman orientation yesterday that has me thinking deeper: high schoolers using lockers isn’t really a thing anymore
August 28, 2026 at 3:29 PM
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This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
August 25, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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I've talked a lot about mercy today and it's hard for me to imagine someone that embodied that idea in American public life more than Dolly Parton.

She represented the conviction that dignity is disclosed most clearly in how we regard people who can offer us little in return.
Probably my favorite thing about Dolly Parton is the fact she had a program to give free books for children until they are five. Farewell, Dolly Parton.
August 25, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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when celebrities and ultra rich people wonder why they’re universally disliked, a reminder that dolly parton is the template — • be talented ✅
• use money to benefit those in most need ✅
• use platform to speak for the marginalized ✅
it’s not hard to be a good person. be like dolly.
August 25, 2026 at 6:26 PM
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The US has built a mythology internally that relies on the entire world to sustain, but to admit this would be to shatter the narrative we have that We Are The Greatest and The Rest Of the World Needs Us And Sometimes We Deign To Help Them.
do you think Americans understand how essential Canadian potash is for growing stuff or how much they rely on Canadian hydroelectricity and oil yet or no
August 25, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Something about me is that I’ve never been to Florida (and I intend to keep it that way)
August 24, 2026 at 3:59 PM
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Natalie Harp. Locker room. Catering truck. Territory of Hormuz. Love notes. THAADs empty. Trump Jesus. Pool vandals. Bombing of Oman. Laura Loomer pro-Ukraine. Pete Hegseth Presidential run.
August 19, 2026 at 12:49 AM
A thing about midlife I wasn’t prepared for is the number of funerals

You spend your 20s going to wedding after wedding and then 20 years later you start attending funeral after funeral
August 18, 2026 at 8:48 PM
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this is the median voter
Here he is making eggs
August 18, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Sometimes the hot stove is Ricky the super hot guy that you find out (too late) is a meth head (who leaves unhinged poetry under your wiper blades and threatens you in your supermarket check out line)

And sometimes the hot stove is (for some reason) Nancy Mace
August 17, 2026 at 1:15 PM
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August 16, 2026 at 4:10 PM
On the third day of vacation she forgot to apply sunscreen to her legs and sunburned the back of her thighs onto her butt cheeks and now cannot sit down

On the third day of vacation she was a dumbass
August 14, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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Why did Peggy Flanagan win by so much?
How about because Barb from Roseville went to church and Feds put her in a database?
At a Roseville Church, agents captured license plate information of people who came for a meeting of anti-ICE activists. Agents then used this information to obtain their names, searched social media for pictures, and compiled an “intel workup” with photos, addresses and family info. (4)
August 13, 2026 at 11:12 PM