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I’m really happy to be here on Hive, or is this one Mastodon?
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Woke up this morning with the theme from Crank Yankers stuck in my head. Might be early signs of dementia
October 5, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Woke up this morning with the theme from Crank Yankers stuck in my head. Might be early signs of dementia
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You ever get really high and imagine there’s a Spanish speaking advertising agency hired by a Christian group to promote Christianity, leading to the ad campaign “Christ, mas!”? No, me neither
October 3, 2026 at 4:40 PM
You ever get really high and imagine there’s a Spanish speaking advertising agency hired by a Christian group to promote Christianity, leading to the ad campaign “Christ, mas!”? No, me neither
Did a DNA test on one of my dogs and he’s half pitbull half chihuahua…depending on which was the father it is hilarious or horrifying to imagine that conception
October 3, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Did a DNA test on one of my dogs and he’s half pitbull half chihuahua…depending on which was the father it is hilarious or horrifying to imagine that conception
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![melted computer • 11h @meltedcomputer.bsky.social
[british horror movie]
person: blimey
ghost (knocking over a can of beans): boo innit
person: oi me beans
Feb 21, 2024 at 10:32 AM](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vzh3zzjcbamllzjadsmfooxq/bafkreiglhpdh2g3uw2wnr6qi7jmawnnlruqwn5hrtp6sjxtnjx2w2anl6u)
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LMAO even
September 30, 2026 at 10:36 PM
LMAO even
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NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t.
September 29, 2026 at 12:00 PM
NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t.
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If I were wrongfully imprisoned and then deported to a random African country I could see harboring some ill will towards the country in a way that becomes a generational problem. Let’s see what flavor of terrorism Trump creates
Last month, ICE put 12 Somali men on a plane and told them they were being deported to Somalia, according to interviews with community leaders, friends, and family members.
Instead, they arrived at the notorious US military base in Cuba, where seven or eight of them remain.
Instead, they arrived at the notorious US military base in Cuba, where seven or eight of them remain.
The Trump administration is imprisoning Somali immigrants at Gitmo
“Nobody tell us that we’re going to Guantanamo Bay.”
www.motherjones.com
September 30, 2026 at 2:42 PM
If I were wrongfully imprisoned and then deported to a random African country I could see harboring some ill will towards the country in a way that becomes a generational problem. Let’s see what flavor of terrorism Trump creates
I would get in trouble for honestly saying what should happen to these people but it is truly ghoulish to pretend Obamacare was some kind of test run for single payer healthcare
Rick Scott: "Obamacare has been a disaster, so what we gotta do is we gotta go back to let the private sector work. Give you the choices ... treat it like a cell phone. You know what plan to buy."
September 30, 2026 at 12:32 PM
I would get in trouble for honestly saying what should happen to these people but it is truly ghoulish to pretend Obamacare was some kind of test run for single payer healthcare
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Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
September 29, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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renaissance painting when the renaissance is really fucking stupid
September 29, 2026 at 6:31 PM
renaissance painting when the renaissance is really fucking stupid
Jack Smith did nothing wrong but people in his position (made to create sound bites in a farcical display) should state plainly that those types of lines of questions are an embarrassment to the country
extremely weird shit during the Jack Smith hearing -- Sen. Eric Schmitt's team briefly displays a poster board that Schmitt claims contains evidence Smith committed perjury, but then Schmitt's team takes it down before anybody can read it and refuses to show Smith what it says
September 29, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Jack Smith did nothing wrong but people in his position (made to create sound bites in a farcical display) should state plainly that those types of lines of questions are an embarrassment to the country
I (like everyone) hate how everything is tips now everywhere but I just caught Uber Eats suggesting I tip $8 for an order that requires the shopper to go to a grocery store…if anyone deserves a $20 tip it’s someone actually shopping AND delivering
September 29, 2026 at 6:16 PM
I (like everyone) hate how everything is tips now everywhere but I just caught Uber Eats suggesting I tip $8 for an order that requires the shopper to go to a grocery store…if anyone deserves a $20 tip it’s someone actually shopping AND delivering
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Joe Biden didn't put Trump in jail and he's on the hook for everything that's going on with Trump 2 up until now. That's on him. But we have a chance to course correct and clean up the mess. We can't do that with weak leadership unwilling to protect this country and the people in it.
September 29, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Joe Biden didn't put Trump in jail and he's on the hook for everything that's going on with Trump 2 up until now. That's on him. But we have a chance to course correct and clean up the mess. We can't do that with weak leadership unwilling to protect this country and the people in it.
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Enough with mush mouth 70 year old coaches as analysts. It’s painful listening them being tortured trying to spin up brain cells
September 27, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Enough with mush mouth 70 year old coaches as analysts. It’s painful listening them being tortured trying to spin up brain cells
Holy flying missile Sadiq
September 27, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Holy flying missile Sadiq
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what percentage of supposed 'centrist' goofs who long ago accused folks of TROMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME will ever actually address their own misread? address that actually everyone who said it would be very bad was not 'deranged', but much more in tune than they were. i have yet to see it happen once
September 26, 2026 at 6:01 PM
what percentage of supposed 'centrist' goofs who long ago accused folks of TROMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME will ever actually address their own misread? address that actually everyone who said it would be very bad was not 'deranged', but much more in tune than they were. i have yet to see it happen once
Movie pitch: Adult Toy Story where it’s just a bunch of dildos and butt plugs and when they’re alone they just scream at each other with thousand yard stares
September 26, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Movie pitch: Adult Toy Story where it’s just a bunch of dildos and butt plugs and when they’re alone they just scream at each other with thousand yard stares
One of the most striking moments in any movie for me is when Matt Damon has the speech in the Departed where he basically asks his girlfriend to break up with him if it gets bad because the Irish in him will choose to endure rather than leave
September 26, 2026 at 2:16 PM
One of the most striking moments in any movie for me is when Matt Damon has the speech in the Departed where he basically asks his girlfriend to break up with him if it gets bad because the Irish in him will choose to endure rather than leave
Happy Friday everyone, we made it! As a reward, please enjoy the greatest music video ever made: youtu.be/QEfDazTZSPQ?...
Viagra Boys — Punk Rock Loser (Official Video)
YouTube video by viagra boys
youtu.be
September 26, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Happy Friday everyone, we made it! As a reward, please enjoy the greatest music video ever made: youtu.be/QEfDazTZSPQ?...
Is there a VR WW2 game where you get to storm the beach of Normandy in first person? That would be really scary/cool
September 25, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Is there a VR WW2 game where you get to storm the beach of Normandy in first person? That would be really scary/cool