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Strange but not a stranger. I’m an ordinary guy.
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Joke’s on me now I have $2,400,000 stuck in my head again www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDLi...
$2,400,000
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real ones know
October 8, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Every time someone on twitter post some insane food opinion you know they’ve got a post from a couple years back like “did anyone knew that hot dogs aren’t actually dog??”
October 8, 2026 at 2:40 AM
We’re calling it “yes sir” money now
All these guys spent all this effort to get "fuck you" money and can't even bring themselves, even once, to use it to say "fuck you" to Trump. Pathetic.
BAIER: The president says 'SI.' Are you into SI or AI?

BEZOS: I do like SI, because 'artificial' is not a very flattering thing. Like, nobody wants an artificial sweetener, artificial flavoring.
October 8, 2026 at 12:08 AM
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looked up mine and this is killing me lmao
October 7, 2026 at 9:14 PM
I’d pay anything to be this comfortable on a flight, can you imagine
October 7, 2026 at 7:19 PM
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VOTE NO on Pro 75 (the 'TAX DRACULA' bill.) If we try to tax Dracula, he will simply move away to Texas.
October 1, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Hypothesis that gen ai is the answer to the question “how do we identify the things that don’t need to be done by anyone” still not disproven
can’t think of a better example of AI being mostly a solution to a problem that doesn’t exist

also it can’t help when this is your user base
October 6, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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October 5, 2026 at 5:35 PM
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In my opinion, we can improve society somewhat by treating admirers of Adolf Hitler with the public contempt they deserve, like we used to
meanwhile on Xitter...
October 5, 2026 at 11:49 PM
When your shadow assigning editor in 2026 is X: The Everything App.
New cursed blunt rotation just dropped
October 5, 2026 at 7:51 PM
New cursed blunt rotation just dropped
October 5, 2026 at 7:42 PM
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what if we kissed at
October 4, 2026 at 1:25 PM
And 25 years later, what are the Houthis driving? You guessed it.
October 4, 2026 at 2:38 AM
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this moist kidult shit is exhausting. snobs are an important keystone species, and if we're not allowed to hunt bad taste, the environment is degraded for everyone
October 3, 2026 at 9:28 PM
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October 3, 2026 at 9:05 PM
I got too high once and someone played NIN’s “Hurt” in the car and I had an entire of body experience and when the song ended I was like “wow that song is really good” and everyone was like yeah we know.
still attempting to be a weed edible person. ate 6 garlic knots and laughed until I cried at a hypothetical joke about "fashion weak" with no idea what the setup or even the punchline was. just imagining a frail creature ambling down a catwalk
October 3, 2026 at 8:59 PM
I’m not saying it’s Fall in New England but I just started prepping two different soups
October 3, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Fedex flew my package from CA to OH and then trucked it to Missouri. Now I’m just a backwoods logistician but
October 3, 2026 at 1:48 AM
a creative-first ho
Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
October 3, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Who paw patrols the paw patrol?
October 2, 2026 at 7:19 PM
@airplaneian.com earlier today I saw the old Air Force One plane (the C-32) landing at PWM and you’re the only person I know who might be able to shed any light on why, so what gives?
October 2, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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lol one of our website designers used our organization's entire monthly claude credits yesterday and now half the company doesn't know how to do their jobs. it's october 2nd.
October 2, 2026 at 4:59 PM
The Brooklyn hipster who joined the Kurdish militia
I don't think they'll ever recreate what it was like to be on twitter in the 2010s. Soap opera stuff happening constantly. Poster you were vaguely aware of involved in federal fentanyl bust. Poster whose jokes you occasionally liked posed as his aunt (or wife?) for 6 years. Pastor who steals jokes
October 2, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Nothing hits like a couple of good eeles after a little business goddamn
I by water to Deptford about a little business, and so back again, buying a couple of good eeles by the way.
October 1, 2026 at 3:24 PM
It’s fine, I can just have a little. I can stop any time I want to. It’s just a bit of fun to take the edge off.
I'm not even abstaining out of snobbery like I simply know that TikTok would ruin my life. that would be a wrap on "my brain." I recognized this immediately and never touched the stuff
As a millennial I'm convinced that if I watch a single tiktok I will instantly crumble into a fine dust
October 1, 2026 at 2:25 AM