Pick Nurdy
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Minions director Pierre Coffin has confirmed in an interview that no minions have worked with Hitler because they were frozen "in that cave."
July 1, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Minions director Pierre Coffin has confirmed in an interview that no minions have worked with Hitler because they were frozen "in that cave."
Japan's keeper is fucking awful
June 14, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Japan's keeper is fucking awful
If he drops a nuke, the deterrent factor goes away. It's now "give me a deal or I nuke you", "become the 51st state or I nuke you", "you're brown, I nuke you"
April 7, 2026 at 8:27 PM
If he drops a nuke, the deterrent factor goes away. It's now "give me a deal or I nuke you", "become the 51st state or I nuke you", "you're brown, I nuke you"
We're at the chapter of end stage capitalism where we nuke countries not out of defense or an existential threat, but simply because we missed out on the sale in the store flyer
April 7, 2026 at 8:25 PM
We're at the chapter of end stage capitalism where we nuke countries not out of defense or an existential threat, but simply because we missed out on the sale in the store flyer
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Time for my SOTA (State Of The Administration) address
February 25, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Time for my SOTA (State Of The Administration) address
Anyone else getting the sense that Mexico is going to betray Canada and sign a bilateral agreement with the States when they tear up CUSMA?
January 29, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Anyone else getting the sense that Mexico is going to betray Canada and sign a bilateral agreement with the States when they tear up CUSMA?
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ICE deported a 5-year-old US citizen to Honduras, where she had never been, after holding her & her mother in a hotel room 80 miles from home for several days and not allowing them access to a lawyer www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Five-year-old deported to Honduras despite being US citizen is latest child victim of Trump crackdown
Mother whose visa application was pending says she will send girl back to US soon accompanied by another relative
www.theguardian.com
January 28, 2026 at 1:42 AM
ICE deported a 5-year-old US citizen to Honduras, where she had never been, after holding her & her mother in a hotel room 80 miles from home for several days and not allowing them access to a lawyer www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
I do not use this word lightly, but I think it's necessary:
Donald Trump may actually be clinically retarded.
www.france24.com/en/nato-chie...
Donald Trump may actually be clinically retarded.
www.france24.com/en/nato-chie...
NATO chief Rutte 'may have explained to Trump existing US rights in Greenland'
www.france24.com
January 21, 2026 at 9:37 PM
I do not use this word lightly, but I think it's necessary:
Donald Trump may actually be clinically retarded.
www.france24.com/en/nato-chie...
Donald Trump may actually be clinically retarded.
www.france24.com/en/nato-chie...
This is easily the greatest thread in the short history of Bluesky
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 4:18 AM
This is easily the greatest thread in the short history of Bluesky
Nobody wants to watch the Broncos. NOBODY wants to watch the Broncos with a backup QB. They should forfeit and let Josh Allen have one more crack at it lmao
January 18, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Nobody wants to watch the Broncos. NOBODY wants to watch the Broncos with a backup QB. They should forfeit and let Josh Allen have one more crack at it lmao
Does my son make it to his 2nd birthday before being bombed? Hell, does he make it to his 1st birthday before America invades it's closest ally
January 5, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Does my son make it to his 2nd birthday before being bombed? Hell, does he make it to his 1st birthday before America invades it's closest ally
All-time choke. Don't give me "game of inches" nonsense. How many runners did the Jays leave stranding? Torontonians deserve nothing less
November 2, 2025 at 4:27 AM
All-time choke. Don't give me "game of inches" nonsense. How many runners did the Jays leave stranding? Torontonians deserve nothing less
The Jays fucking suck
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
The Jays fucking suck
You gotta stop pitching to the Japanese Juicer; it's as simple as that
October 28, 2025 at 3:06 AM
You gotta stop pitching to the Japanese Juicer; it's as simple as that
Well at least Toronto got a consolation win at home. It's probably all Dodgers for the rest of the series
October 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Well at least Toronto got a consolation win at home. It's probably all Dodgers for the rest of the series
Can we please ban Marlins Fan
October 25, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Can we please ban Marlins Fan
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some might say that committing battery while intoxicated and then ending up in the hospital after getting stabbed is the Butt Fumble of crimes.
@AdamSchefter tweeted
Indianapolis police now say they have arrested FOX analyst Mark Sanchez while he was at the hospital for battery with injury, unlawful entry of a motor vehicle and public intoxication. https://t.co/BFySRorjaS
Indianapolis police now say they have arrested FOX analyst Mark Sanchez while he was at the hospital for battery with injury, unlawful entry of a motor vehicle and public intoxication. https://t.co/BFySRorjaS
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@AdamSchefter tweeted
Indianapolis police now say they have arrested FOX analyst Mark Sanchez while he was at the hospital for battery with injury, unlawful entry of a motor vehicle and public intoxication. https://t.co/BFySRorjaS
twitter.com
October 4, 2025 at 9:27 PM
some might say that committing battery while intoxicated and then ending up in the hospital after getting stabbed is the Butt Fumble of crimes.
The Pitt is a fucking television revelation and deserved every Emmy
September 15, 2025 at 3:19 AM
The Pitt is a fucking television revelation and deserved every Emmy
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Someone shot up my kid's school today, and our governor is paying tribute to a guy who thought that is an acceptable price to pay for having the Second Amendment.
Jared Polis has failed Colorado.
Jared Polis has failed Colorado.
September 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Someone shot up my kid's school today, and our governor is paying tribute to a guy who thought that is an acceptable price to pay for having the Second Amendment.
Jared Polis has failed Colorado.
Jared Polis has failed Colorado.
A whole lotta people whose entire personality is freedom of speech are getting mad at other people exercising their free speech rn
September 11, 2025 at 8:23 PM
A whole lotta people whose entire personality is freedom of speech are getting mad at other people exercising their free speech rn
Not to sound too conspiratorial, but events like this are perfect excuses for really bad people and parties to do really bad things to their opponents and feel like they can justify their actions
September 10, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Not to sound too conspiratorial, but events like this are perfect excuses for really bad people and parties to do really bad things to their opponents and feel like they can justify their actions
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This explains it better than I can
September 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
This explains it better than I can
Anybody else get the feeling that Trump and Putin are meeting in Alaska to discuss how to invade and divvy up Canada?
August 11, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Anybody else get the feeling that Trump and Putin are meeting in Alaska to discuss how to invade and divvy up Canada?
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lmao, publicly distributing a video in which you offer medical assistance to the two boats that were chasing you that just crashed into one another is tremendous trolling
A China Coast Guard ship barreled into a Chinese navy destroyer on Monday as the two vessels chased a Philippine coast guard ship in the disputed waters of the South China Sea. wapo.st/45yJk9D
August 11, 2025 at 7:27 PM
lmao, publicly distributing a video in which you offer medical assistance to the two boats that were chasing you that just crashed into one another is tremendous trolling
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"It's ok, honey. The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout won't hurt you!"
The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout:
The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout:
July 29, 2025 at 4:08 AM
"It's ok, honey. The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout won't hurt you!"
The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout:
The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout: