Raccoon Running with Scissors
@raccoonrunning.bsky.social
A person of micro-niche consequence that likes both kinds of movies. Good and bad.
Unserious quips with mirthful intent.
FC Cincinnati
🌱 6. #StuffMyWifeSendsMe #RaccWatch
#WatchLaterRacc
#EarlySkies
Discord: Durrant1010 / RaccoonRunning
Unserious quips with mirthful intent.
FC Cincinnati
🌱 6. #StuffMyWifeSendsMe #RaccWatch
#WatchLaterRacc
#EarlySkies
Discord: Durrant1010 / RaccoonRunning
Bobby Flay is a great name for a 1980's slasher that is whispered about the campfire
October 8, 2026 at 11:13 AM
Bobby Flay is a great name for a 1980's slasher that is whispered about the campfire
Love reading about walkable cities because they remind me of my favorite joker idea. Also, because I like walking
October 8, 2026 at 11:07 AM
Love reading about walkable cities because they remind me of my favorite joker idea. Also, because I like walking
Drop some SPELLS 🪄✨
October 8, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Drop some SPELLS 🪄✨
I haven't seen it yet but I know I love Digger
October 8, 2026 at 4:38 AM
I haven't seen it yet but I know I love Digger
October 8, 2026 at 4:34 AM
October 7, 2026 at 11:27 PM
How I arrived on Bluesky:
October 7, 2026 at 10:50 PM
How I arrived on Bluesky:
Eating Lasagna by hand in the hotel room. Is this the Autumn of Racc?
October 5, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Eating Lasagna by hand in the hotel room. Is this the Autumn of Racc?
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night... Well 200%
Name a videogame you 100%ed.
October 4, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night... Well 200%
Little Big X-Man
A Serious X-Man
The X-men who stare at goats
October 4, 2026 at 10:35 AM
Little Big X-Man
Maybe not just pure funny, but it always flashes me back to freshman year in college with me and my roommate shouting "more sausages" at each other. Close second vibe... "Big Bucks"
youtu.be/3ChvxsVgT8c?...
youtu.be/3ChvxsVgT8c?...
October 4, 2026 at 9:42 AM
Maybe not just pure funny, but it always flashes me back to freshman year in college with me and my roommate shouting "more sausages" at each other. Close second vibe... "Big Bucks"
youtu.be/3ChvxsVgT8c?...
youtu.be/3ChvxsVgT8c?...
He can't raise this small boy, how could he raise our taxes?
October 4, 2026 at 12:09 AM
He can't raise this small boy, how could he raise our taxes?
Was.just advertised industrial farm harvest I equipment. Not sure why the algorithm thought I needed that.
October 3, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Was.just advertised industrial farm harvest I equipment. Not sure why the algorithm thought I needed that.
Today is the day the decorations go up.
Ghosts rattling their chains, goat hoofed demons beating wicked children, imps surveilling our actions from the shelves.
Merry Christmas!
Ghosts rattling their chains, goat hoofed demons beating wicked children, imps surveilling our actions from the shelves.
Merry Christmas!
October 3, 2026 at 10:47 AM
Today is the day the decorations go up.
Ghosts rattling their chains, goat hoofed demons beating wicked children, imps surveilling our actions from the shelves.
Merry Christmas!
Ghosts rattling their chains, goat hoofed demons beating wicked children, imps surveilling our actions from the shelves.
Merry Christmas!
Did Homeland Security steal the Dept. Of War playbook?
Will TSA inject Testosterone at the start of each shift?
What was Jessica doing at the White House with a suitcase full of cash?
The answer to these questions, and many others, will be answered in the next episode of Soap!
Will TSA inject Testosterone at the start of each shift?
What was Jessica doing at the White House with a suitcase full of cash?
The answer to these questions, and many others, will be answered in the next episode of Soap!
TSA says it is removing chairs at document checks in airports, requiring staff to stand for their shift.
TSA explained the reason as twofold: to ensure its employees meet its fitness standards and to create an amiable environment for travelers.
TSA explained the reason as twofold: to ensure its employees meet its fitness standards and to create an amiable environment for travelers.
TSA officers must now stand up on the job
The agency is removing chairs from document-checking stations.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 3, 2026 at 10:33 AM
Did Homeland Security steal the Dept. Of War playbook?
Will TSA inject Testosterone at the start of each shift?
What was Jessica doing at the White House with a suitcase full of cash?
The answer to these questions, and many others, will be answered in the next episode of Soap!
Will TSA inject Testosterone at the start of each shift?
What was Jessica doing at the White House with a suitcase full of cash?
The answer to these questions, and many others, will be answered in the next episode of Soap!
October 2, 2026 at 11:29 PM
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula
October 2, 2026 at 12:50 AM
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula
Happy October 1st!
Leonardo DiCaprio: And So It Begins
Alt: Leonardo DiCaprio: And So It Begins
A blond haired man raises a champagne glass and smiles while wearing a black tuxedo
static.klipy.com
October 2, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Happy October 1st!
If I'm ever in a situation where a blood sacrifice is needed, I'm just going to floss my teeth
October 1, 2026 at 12:08 AM
If I'm ever in a situation where a blood sacrifice is needed, I'm just going to floss my teeth
Now that we're all past the initial shock and awe, I think we can all agree that we'll all be cruising around in Cybertrucks within the next year or two.
September 30, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Now that we're all past the initial shock and awe, I think we can all agree that we'll all be cruising around in Cybertrucks within the next year or two.
Drop some MIRRORS 🪩 🖤
September 30, 2026 at 10:07 AM
Drop some MIRRORS 🪩 🖤
I did not see a sequel to "Soul Man" (1986) on my bingo card
September 30, 2026 at 10:01 AM
I did not see a sequel to "Soul Man" (1986) on my bingo card
1 year gone but not forgotten.
Sucks that all of you didn't have the best dog.
Sucks that all of you didn't have the best dog.
September 30, 2026 at 12:40 AM
1 year gone but not forgotten.
Sucks that all of you didn't have the best dog.
Sucks that all of you didn't have the best dog.
Strange... I normally am able to make it to 2am before I wake up... Only made it to 11:45.
Hope that means I'm able to get back to sleep 😅
Hope that means I'm able to get back to sleep 😅
September 29, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Strange... I normally am able to make it to 2am before I wake up... Only made it to 11:45.
Hope that means I'm able to get back to sleep 😅
Hope that means I'm able to get back to sleep 😅
I think we can all do with a pivot from Chucky to Saw to Crystal Lake
They had to wait seven years! You had to wait a month for us to dig into the Saw franchise return with 2017's Jigsaw!
Friends 'Till the End: Jigsaw (2017)
Fans had to wait seven years for this return of the Saw franchise to theaters, but was this attempted...reboot? Legacy sequel? worth the wait?
friendstilltheend.libsyn.com
September 27, 2026 at 5:32 PM
I think we can all do with a pivot from Chucky to Saw to Crystal Lake