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Header: me exactly 1 minute into casual conversation: Huey from The Boondocks saying quote "And all I'm saying is, Ronald Reagan was the devil"
November 7, 2024 at 11:00 PM
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June 15, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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The Shania Twainsaw Massacre. A picture of Shania Twain holding a chainsaw saying, "Let's go girls!"
December 16, 2024 at 1:51 PM
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Wife remains consistent

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A film negative for a photograph of Ronald Reagan that reads: Evil Ronald Reagan be Like: *Hells the Poor*
December 29, 2024 at 1:26 PM
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A chubby tabby cat being written a ticket by a police officer, text reads: What is the charge? Eating a mouse? A succulent field mouse?
February 6, 2026 at 2:21 AM
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A picture of a woman in a barbarian armor of sorts. She stands next to a man wearing a cloth doublet of some form. Text reads: In The Odyssey (2026), Nolan completely omits Xena helping Odysseus get back to Ithaca. This shows that he knows nothing of the source material.
August 9, 2026 at 10:22 PM
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A cartoon image of Skeletor, a blue skin, purple cowled, muscular man with a yellow skull for a face points a single clawed index finger into the foreground Text: Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to make a joke
January 11, 2026 at 2:37 PM
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Dubai chocolate? La boo boo? You hit your head pretty hard there, we are going back to Cody's house to play PS2
January 25, 2026 at 4:10 AM
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Her: Babe, I just got my new bathing suit. What do you think? My brain: (Don't say Andre the Giant, don't say Andre the Giant!)
April 23, 2026 at 11:58 PM
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I suspect this one now falls into the 'olfie but goodie' category
Two panel meme. Top image with a very thick book next to a very thin book. Text under the 1st book: 'Lord of the Rings' Text under the thin book: 'Lotr but Frodo and Sam drive a Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution into Mordor' Bottom image shows a picture from the LOTR movie with the eye of sauron, a burning eye atop a tower, standing vigilant as a lancer evo drives to the base of Mt Doom
December 12, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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I hear microdosing promotes creativity and productivity
A man standing on stage in front of a crowd. He wears an ill-fitting Spiderman suit. Text on a projector screen behind the man reads "Eating pizza rolls is just micro dosing calzones"
April 29, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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A Series of text exchanges. Me: is the natural state of the soul quiet or chaos? Taco Bell cashier: look buddy, it's transient, shifting like water
March 14, 2026 at 3:26 PM
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In retrospect, it's now obvious as to what is causing declining birthrates
Title text reads: 80's Horror Movies: Image: a black background. The midground is occupied by the upper half of a person wearing a black long sleeve shirt and a jack-o'-lantern pumpkin on their head. Subtitled text: [Pumpkin] Death to all teenagers who fuck
July 9, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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The Art of War isn't really full of great advice.

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A stone statue of a Chinese man wearing traditional garb and a Fu Manchu mustache. Text: be mean to them on social media - Sun Tzu, The Art of War 2
March 14, 2026 at 3:28 PM
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A Taco Belle logo, but it's Belle from Beauty and the Beast. Her flowing yellow dress is made of Tacos and she holds a red rose that is made of fire sauce. Clever girl, she escaped the guillotine that parted the heads of so many French nobility from their bodies with an amazing food based appeal to the masses... That or she was eaten by the masses that once made ravenous by her taco dress just couldn't stop feasting
June 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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I don't think Sugar Bear is a fighter. Throw a punch at that guy and the next thing you know you're waking up in his bed after the most magical night of tender love making

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Tweet screenshot from some guy named Matt that reads, "food mascots and whether or not I'd be able to kick their ass" There is an x-axis running from left to right with it's color transitioning from red green. The left side of the axis is labeled "They would absolutely kick my ass" the center, "fair fight" and the rightmost side "I could definitely kick their ass".
July 2, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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A little too real
Top image: a city ablaze with fire Top text: " the world right now " Bottom image: Will Ferrell, a white man with curly hair with his hands cut to his mouth as he screams aloud Bottom text: "corporate world: please submit your 2026 goals by EOW"
February 3, 2026 at 2:59 AM
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...She followed this one up with, "I worry this is you"
A chubby faced child with a very judgey look on its face with the text "When I just spent 2 hours cooking something delicious and someone says "it's good" instead of "the best thing I've ever tasted and my mouth is blessed by the work of your hands" (this is my villain origin story)
December 6, 2024 at 3:47 PM
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Your morning mirth... Or maybe it's more of a witching hour woohoo for the hour I'm posting this
Two panel.image, no text Top.image: A cat snuggles against a toy train. The train is angled at a 45degree angle with one set of wheels still on the track Bottom image: A common cartoon meme in which two individuals ride some form of public transit. The image shows the person on the left with a scared look while the person on the right is happy. Using this format, the person on the right is seeing a cracked window and land approaching his seat as the train tips. The person on the right smiles as they see a giant cat head snuggling against their window
March 4, 2026 at 8:13 AM
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Wife's creation

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I meme that states "When he's Kringle and ready to Jingle" A young brunette woman is biting her lower lip while wearing a little black dress a Santa Claus hat has been crudely settled in on her head her going out friends are both to the left and to the right of her it appears that everybody might have had a drink or two
December 25, 2024 at 12:37 AM
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I destroyed some kid on FIFA, and he just sent me this: I bet your dad is so disappointed. Who wants to raise a man who plays with Madrid? Do you always take the lazy way? do you work at target and go to the local community college? I bet he asks you how the degree is coming like 3 times a month, it's always the same though. Isn't it. That tinge of shame, then a small outburst, "I'm working on it, dad, and my app is gonna take off." but there is no app, is there. there's no hope. Just loneliness.
March 28, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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A screenshot of a chat message. Dad: I'm divorcing your mom Son: high divorcing your mom, I'm son Dad: no you weren't, that's why we're having a divorce. Son: A picture of Jim Carey as Dr. Robotnic from Sonic sports a snappy red jacket, goggles, and a waxed mustache states, "I was not expecting that." A screenshot from Reddit confessions Title: My mom hooks up with my friends Top response: Hey man I'm sorry to hear, if you need a friend to talk to I got you
July 22, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Reaction: people talk a lot of shit about him but I think it's amazing jar jar is doing this Original content: Mesa spending $5M mind fight food insecurity Four panel comic Panel one an individual in overalls and holding a hammer wipes his brow with a hand also holding his hat Text: okay, chicken coop is done Panel 2: A man eating breakfast Text: coup? There is a letter p in the word coop Panel 3: the first man says, "oh no..." Panel 4: enraged chickens holding knives and guns flap their wings and say, "down with tyrants" I normally don't brag about expensive trips but I just got back from the gas station
September 18, 2026 at 11:59 PM
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An image of what appears to be corn on the cob but now it is in an orb shape. The text says New! Corn on the orb "it's round now!" A tattoo that superimposes Hank Hill head onto that of pinhead. Inside Hank hills glasses is the reflection of flames. He wears a leather neck collar. Underneath the neck collar it says "pro pane"
June 29, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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I'm not even mad about the elf. He was spying for Weyland Yutani
The sesame Street Duo Bert and Ernie. Ernie is wearing a frog outfit while Burt is dressed like a princess. Text: Ernie knew that skinning and wearing Kermit would bring him little joy, but sometimes a little Joy is enough An elf on the shelf taped to the wall with packing tape. And alien facehugger is latched to its face. An egg is at its feet cracked wide open. Text: last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, they were, all of them, deceived; for another heart was made... Two panel meme: Panel1-Two men (Wham!) performing music wearing peak 1980's attire. Panel2-A map from Lord of the Rings depicting Mordor
December 20, 2025 at 1:25 AM