Squidward Thurman
@raebies621.bsky.social
Because screw the other place.
Swiftie, lawyer, cat mom, and Batman enthusiast. The New York Mets give me the greatest joy yet cause me the greatest suffering.
Swiftie, lawyer, cat mom, and Batman enthusiast. The New York Mets give me the greatest joy yet cause me the greatest suffering.
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This is my official petition to replace all statues of Christopher Columbus with James Gandolfini
name an italian more worthy of an american holiday than columbus
October 14, 2025 at 11:44 PM
This is my official petition to replace all statues of Christopher Columbus with James Gandolfini
Maybe do the same thing you did for the special that won you four Emmys.
Just a thought.
Just a thought.
There are currently no active conversations for a full ‘MUPPET SHOW’ series revival.
Disney, The Muppets Studio and Point Grey Pictures have had difficulties with deciding on a premise for the series that they can all agree on.
(Source: Deadline)
Disney, The Muppets Studio and Point Grey Pictures have had difficulties with deciding on a premise for the series that they can all agree on.
(Source: Deadline)
September 11, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Maybe do the same thing you did for the special that won you four Emmys.
Just a thought.
Just a thought.
Can’t really argue that AI is gonna take jobs when it can’t even tell when people are dead.
September 7, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Can’t really argue that AI is gonna take jobs when it can’t even tell when people are dead.
Would never work on my cat. She prefers meth.
Has your cat been gaining weight and staying out at night, only to arrive home reeking of marijuana? These are just some of the signs that a neighbour is trying to entice them away ...
The unsettling rise of cat seducers: ‘My little companion was missing – and I was consumed with anger’
www.theguardian.com
September 5, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Would never work on my cat. She prefers meth.
I hope CJ finally figured out where France is
The United Nations General Assembly voted to adopt a new world map that reflects countries’ true relative sizes, after African nations urged the UN to right a centuries-old wrong.
UN votes to adopt new map that makes our world look very different | CNN
The United Nations General Assembly voted on Friday to adopt a new world map that reflects countries' true relative sizes, after African nations urged the UN to right a centuries-old wrong.
www.cnn.com
September 5, 2026 at 3:04 AM
I hope CJ finally figured out where France is
Something something leopards. Something something eating faces.
Milo was picked up by ICE and is now being deported.
August 29, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Something something leopards. Something something eating faces.
For International Cat Day - yesterday also happened to be Coraline’s first birthday.
She had no interest in her birthday shrimp but absolutely devoured her Fancy Feast.
She had no interest in her birthday shrimp but absolutely devoured her Fancy Feast.
August 8, 2026 at 11:32 PM
For International Cat Day - yesterday also happened to be Coraline’s first birthday.
She had no interest in her birthday shrimp but absolutely devoured her Fancy Feast.
She had no interest in her birthday shrimp but absolutely devoured her Fancy Feast.
My new potentially radical take is that private corporations should not be involved in space exploration.
August 5, 2026 at 10:39 PM
My new potentially radical take is that private corporations should not be involved in space exploration.
Hey so why does Tweetie Bird have a gun in Coyote vs. Acme
July 31, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Hey so why does Tweetie Bird have a gun in Coyote vs. Acme
This news combined with Cohen’s casino plans pretty much cements that he does not give a damn about this team - he sees it as a way to make a quick buck. He has no intention of bringing us to a World Series.
He has to go.
www.wsj.com/sports/baseb...
He has to go.
www.wsj.com/sports/baseb...
New York Mets Become First MLB Team to Partner With a Prediction Market
The New York Mets are making the startup Novig their official prediction-market partner, marking a first for Major League Baseball as the prediction-markets industry looks for a foothold in profession...
www.wsj.com
July 30, 2026 at 4:41 PM
This news combined with Cohen’s casino plans pretty much cements that he does not give a damn about this team - he sees it as a way to make a quick buck. He has no intention of bringing us to a World Series.
He has to go.
www.wsj.com/sports/baseb...
He has to go.
www.wsj.com/sports/baseb...
Minnesota law prohibited retirement homes from serving alcohol without an additional license.
Anita LeBrun, a happy hour lover, became the face of a movement to change the law, going viral for testifying before state lawmakers. https://wapo.st/4pJ7FmF
Anita LeBrun, a happy hour lover, became the face of a movement to change the law, going viral for testifying before state lawmakers. https://wapo.st/4pJ7FmF
July 28, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Mookie Betts and Kike Hernandez declined the invitation.
It wasn’t that hard for everyone else.
It wasn’t that hard for everyone else.
Die hard New York Mets fan since 1969. But I never dislike any other team in particular.
Until now.
Until now.
July 25, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Mookie Betts and Kike Hernandez declined the invitation.
It wasn’t that hard for everyone else.
It wasn’t that hard for everyone else.
After seeing the Odyssey, I’ve decided that Nolan is the only director I trust to do a full adaptation of The Divine Commedy
July 25, 2026 at 3:22 AM
After seeing the Odyssey, I’ve decided that Nolan is the only director I trust to do a full adaptation of The Divine Commedy
The curse lives on
Let’s not forget the most important pattern:
The team he roots for loses.
The team he roots for loses.
President Donald Trump’s appearances at sports events have developed a pattern.
◽ Increased security measures
◽ A divided reception
◽ Pomp and pageantry
He is attending the World Cup final. Here’s a closer look at the details.
◽ Increased security measures
◽ A divided reception
◽ Pomp and pageantry
He is attending the World Cup final. Here’s a closer look at the details.
July 19, 2026 at 10:06 PM
The curse lives on
Let’s not forget the most important pattern:
The team he roots for loses.
The team he roots for loses.
President Donald Trump’s appearances at sports events have developed a pattern.
◽ Increased security measures
◽ A divided reception
◽ Pomp and pageantry
He is attending the World Cup final. Here’s a closer look at the details.
◽ Increased security measures
◽ A divided reception
◽ Pomp and pageantry
He is attending the World Cup final. Here’s a closer look at the details.
What happens when President Trump attends major sports events – and why he does it (Gift Article)
From the U.S. Open and NBA Finals to Wrestlemania, the U.S. President makes headlines whenever he crosses into the world of sport
nyti.ms
July 19, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Let’s not forget the most important pattern:
The team he roots for loses.
The team he roots for loses.
Most places where teens would gather in my day either no longer exist (shopping malls) or have gotten too expensive to partake in on a regular basis (movie theaters).
Not sure what you all expected.
Not sure what you all expected.
July 15, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Most places where teens would gather in my day either no longer exist (shopping malls) or have gotten too expensive to partake in on a regular basis (movie theaters).
Not sure what you all expected.
Not sure what you all expected.
I tried really hard not to care about the World Cup but my god that giant Viking man is adorable.
July 11, 2026 at 8:51 PM
I tried really hard not to care about the World Cup but my god that giant Viking man is adorable.
“Wow I can’t believe we’re turning 250 years old”
The original 13 colonies:
The original 13 colonies:
July 4, 2026 at 10:57 PM
“Wow I can’t believe we’re turning 250 years old”
The original 13 colonies:
The original 13 colonies:
I grew up as an altar server.
There are exactly two political issues where I would argue the Catholic Church contradicts leftist/liberal ideology: abortion and LGBTQ+ rights. But the ultimate lesson was always “love your neighbor.” That includes migrants.
JD Vance is not a real Catholic.
There are exactly two political issues where I would argue the Catholic Church contradicts leftist/liberal ideology: abortion and LGBTQ+ rights. But the ultimate lesson was always “love your neighbor.” That includes migrants.
JD Vance is not a real Catholic.
Just like Jesus Christ, famous hater of the poor
JD Vance says his faith makes him averse to “low wage foreigners”
July 1, 2026 at 1:03 AM
I grew up as an altar server.
There are exactly two political issues where I would argue the Catholic Church contradicts leftist/liberal ideology: abortion and LGBTQ+ rights. But the ultimate lesson was always “love your neighbor.” That includes migrants.
JD Vance is not a real Catholic.
There are exactly two political issues where I would argue the Catholic Church contradicts leftist/liberal ideology: abortion and LGBTQ+ rights. But the ultimate lesson was always “love your neighbor.” That includes migrants.
JD Vance is not a real Catholic.
Not to say what he’s going through isn’t legitimate, but in literally every other profession you would not be able to take this kind of mental health break.
GOP Rep. Tom Kean announces depression diagnosis after mysterious monthslong absence from Congress. https://cnn.it/440CV6S
June 30, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Not to say what he’s going through isn’t legitimate, but in literally every other profession you would not be able to take this kind of mental health break.
The fact that it’s not unanimous is so concerning in and of itself.
BREAKING: Supreme Court rules AGAINST Trump's EO limiting birthright citizenship. The vote is 6-3.
June 30, 2026 at 2:35 PM
The fact that it’s not unanimous is so concerning in and of itself.
How about this?
I get the prepaid, Steve takes the leftover $10 bill and shoves it up his ass
I get the prepaid, Steve takes the leftover $10 bill and shoves it up his ass
June 29, 2026 at 1:41 PM
How about this?
I get the prepaid, Steve takes the leftover $10 bill and shoves it up his ass
I get the prepaid, Steve takes the leftover $10 bill and shoves it up his ass
Amazing what career opportunities are open to people nowadays.
For example, if you’re someone who wants to stand around and be completely useless, you can be a Camden traffic cop.
For example, if you’re someone who wants to stand around and be completely useless, you can be a Camden traffic cop.
June 21, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Amazing what career opportunities are open to people nowadays.
For example, if you’re someone who wants to stand around and be completely useless, you can be a Camden traffic cop.
For example, if you’re someone who wants to stand around and be completely useless, you can be a Camden traffic cop.
Airplane, and the doctor is Daniel Craig.
I’ll never be quiet about this.
I’ll never be quiet about this.
Hellraiser. Doug Bradley is still Pinhead. Everybody else? Muppets.
June 19, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Airplane, and the doctor is Daniel Craig.
I’ll never be quiet about this.
I’ll never be quiet about this.
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My mayor Muslim
My bagel Jewish
Dolan screwed the Knicks
Spurs in 6
My bagel Jewish
Dolan screwed the Knicks
Spurs in 6
June 11, 2026 at 1:48 AM
My mayor Muslim
My bagel Jewish
Dolan screwed the Knicks
Spurs in 6
My bagel Jewish
Dolan screwed the Knicks
Spurs in 6