I.B. Fartin
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ray. 34 somehow. adhd and epilepsy. a cybersecurity person who writes. the typos will continue until you pay me. i can’t cook for shit and you all get to hear about it. they/them
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Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
October 1, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
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BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
October 1, 2026 at 7:18 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
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"biden is sooo mad at netanyahu he's going to stop funding the genocide any day now, probably" is a tactic they tried every couple of weeks while he was in office. there's no rescuing his legacy here sorry
The day that Biden grew so angry at Netanyahu that he nearly cut him off: "He was just completely fed up with everything and I think at that moment he was ready to just say, 'I’m done,'" Brett McGurk recalls as he releases "Brink," his memoir of Gaza war. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/01/u...
‘Ready to Blow His Stack’: How Biden Nearly Cut Off Netanyahu Over Gaza
Brett McGurk, who was the top Middle East adviser to President Joseph R. Biden Jr., offered the first inside-the-room account of American efforts to manage the Gaza war.
www.nytimes.com
October 2, 2026 at 12:31 AM
"biden is sooo mad at netanyahu he's going to stop funding the genocide any day now, probably" is a tactic they tried every couple of weeks while he was in office. there's no rescuing his legacy here sorry
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A'ja Wilson does not care about the Hines-Allen hand in the face, draws a foul and is fired up
October 2, 2026 at 3:07 AM
A'ja Wilson does not care about the Hines-Allen hand in the face, draws a foul and is fired up
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Again.... Chelsea Gray.
October 2, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Again.... Chelsea Gray.
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The President is unable to stay awake during Oval Office press conferences
TSA says it is removing chairs at document checks in airports, requiring staff to stand for their shift.
TSA explained the reason as twofold: to ensure its employees meet its fitness standards and to create an amiable environment for travelers.
TSA explained the reason as twofold: to ensure its employees meet its fitness standards and to create an amiable environment for travelers.
TSA officers must now stand up on the job
The agency is removing chairs from document-checking stations.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 1, 2026 at 11:39 PM
The President is unable to stay awake during Oval Office press conferences
aja wilson is schooling the fever tonight, gahdamn
October 2, 2026 at 2:33 AM
aja wilson is schooling the fever tonight, gahdamn
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Spoke to a class a Columbia earlier about press freedom and anticipated having to explain what Gawker was but it did not occur to me for even two minutes that I would also have to explain who Hulk Hogan was
September 30, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Spoke to a class a Columbia earlier about press freedom and anticipated having to explain what Gawker was but it did not occur to me for even two minutes that I would also have to explain who Hulk Hogan was
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This is such a look for going to Applebees
October 1, 2026 at 2:17 AM
This is such a look for going to Applebees
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there are moral arguments against the death penalty in its ideal form but in real life you never need to get there. the prior question is "can the state be trusted to end the life only of the rightly convicted without torture?" and the answer is no
two doses of lethal drugs and still alive. heartbreaking and barbaric
October 1, 2026 at 2:13 AM
there are moral arguments against the death penalty in its ideal form but in real life you never need to get there. the prior question is "can the state be trusted to end the life only of the rightly convicted without torture?" and the answer is no
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hot take: software people are going to regret not unionizing when we could
October 1, 2026 at 1:24 AM
hot take: software people are going to regret not unionizing when we could
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shutting down frat houses won't end rape culture, but it will disorganize a lot of rapists, and i think that's probably worth doing if only to destabilize what is apparently an ecology of organizations that functionally exist to rape women per the whole "purpose of a system is what it does" insight.
September 30, 2026 at 1:33 AM
shutting down frat houses won't end rape culture, but it will disorganize a lot of rapists, and i think that's probably worth doing if only to destabilize what is apparently an ecology of organizations that functionally exist to rape women per the whole "purpose of a system is what it does" insight.
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🗽 NEW YORK MAKES HISTORY 🗽
The New York Liberty are the first No.8 seed in WNBA history to eliminate a No.1 seed in the First Round, defeating Minnesota 2-0!
2026 WNBA Playoffs presented by Google Pixel
The New York Liberty are the first No.8 seed in WNBA history to eliminate a No.1 seed in the First Round, defeating Minnesota 2-0!
2026 WNBA Playoffs presented by Google Pixel
September 30, 2026 at 3:12 AM
🗽 NEW YORK MAKES HISTORY 🗽
The New York Liberty are the first No.8 seed in WNBA history to eliminate a No.1 seed in the First Round, defeating Minnesota 2-0!
2026 WNBA Playoffs presented by Google Pixel
The New York Liberty are the first No.8 seed in WNBA history to eliminate a No.1 seed in the First Round, defeating Minnesota 2-0!
2026 WNBA Playoffs presented by Google Pixel
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It’s really funny because Burger King have embraced the Dominos mode of advertising where they’re like “our nuggets were nasty ass food for losers, but we’re working on it!”
has anyone else noticed mcdonald’s and burger king are in a chicken nugget advertising war. both have an aggressive ad campaign about nuggets on right now
September 29, 2026 at 3:36 AM
It’s really funny because Burger King have embraced the Dominos mode of advertising where they’re like “our nuggets were nasty ass food for losers, but we’re working on it!”
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why is jason kelce dressed like he's getting to the bottom of this
September 29, 2026 at 1:46 AM
why is jason kelce dressed like he's getting to the bottom of this
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burger joints push nuggets and chicken sandwiches when beef prices go up. (trump take beef)
has anyone else noticed mcdonald’s and burger king are in a chicken nugget advertising war. both have an aggressive ad campaign about nuggets on right now
September 29, 2026 at 3:12 AM
burger joints push nuggets and chicken sandwiches when beef prices go up. (trump take beef)
i'm totally backsliding on cooking and need to recommit to it. executive dysfunction makes everything 10 times harder.
September 29, 2026 at 1:58 AM
i'm totally backsliding on cooking and need to recommit to it. executive dysfunction makes everything 10 times harder.
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All it took was getting kicked out of the White House press room and suddenly CNN remembers that "lie" is a word.
Grocery prices are up, not “way down,” since former President Joe Biden left office. | Fact check: https://cnn.it/4xUDA65
September 28, 2026 at 10:01 PM
All it took was getting kicked out of the White House press room and suddenly CNN remembers that "lie" is a word.
today's my first day back at work after being gone last week. we'll see what fresh hell awaits.
September 28, 2026 at 2:32 PM
today's my first day back at work after being gone last week. we'll see what fresh hell awaits.
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it's really cool how a technology can have massive downsides and literally no societal upside and yet conventional wisdom is that it is impossible to not deploy because, apparently, it's progress and can't be stopped
September 27, 2026 at 2:41 AM
it's really cool how a technology can have massive downsides and literally no societal upside and yet conventional wisdom is that it is impossible to not deploy because, apparently, it's progress and can't be stopped
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bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers
September 28, 2026 at 1:15 AM
bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers
please let this come true. i’m so sick of this worm.
RACE RATING CHANGE: CA-06
Likely D → Solid D
Richard Pan’s chances of defeating Kevin Kiley in the redrawn Sacramento-area CA-06 have risen above 95% in our forecast.
Likely D → Solid D
Richard Pan’s chances of defeating Kevin Kiley in the redrawn Sacramento-area CA-06 have risen above 95% in our forecast.
September 28, 2026 at 3:31 AM
please let this come true. i’m so sick of this worm.
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Today’s Baseball Name (submitted by @localfavorite.bsky.social) is Pickles Dillhoefer
September 28, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Today’s Baseball Name (submitted by @localfavorite.bsky.social) is Pickles Dillhoefer
🎶 blow the whistle,
blow the whistle 🎶
blow the whistle 🎶
White Boy Dancing to 2chainz
ALT: White Boy Dancing to 2chainz
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September 28, 2026 at 2:03 AM
🎶 blow the whistle,
blow the whistle 🎶
blow the whistle 🎶