Ryan Miller
@rdjmiller.bsky.social
Shout out to my brain for being able to flip my mental state on a dime. 🙃
September 24, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Shout out to my brain for being able to flip my mental state on a dime. 🙃
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Macklemore: Palestinian children are people.
Robert Kraft *actively getting a handjob from a strip mall prostitute he refuses to tip*: We must ban this hate speech from every stadium in America. Let me call up my friends, the Epstein client list.
Ed Sheeran: Good point, sir. Both sides, sir.
Robert Kraft *actively getting a handjob from a strip mall prostitute he refuses to tip*: We must ban this hate speech from every stadium in America. Let me call up my friends, the Epstein client list.
Ed Sheeran: Good point, sir. Both sides, sir.
September 15, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Macklemore: Palestinian children are people.
Robert Kraft *actively getting a handjob from a strip mall prostitute he refuses to tip*: We must ban this hate speech from every stadium in America. Let me call up my friends, the Epstein client list.
Ed Sheeran: Good point, sir. Both sides, sir.
Robert Kraft *actively getting a handjob from a strip mall prostitute he refuses to tip*: We must ban this hate speech from every stadium in America. Let me call up my friends, the Epstein client list.
Ed Sheeran: Good point, sir. Both sides, sir.
Doubled up yesterday with flu vaccine and Tetanus booster. Currently dying 😓
September 15, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Doubled up yesterday with flu vaccine and Tetanus booster. Currently dying 😓
Switched all my backgrounds and color schemes for Fall. Close enough. 🍂
August 31, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Switched all my backgrounds and color schemes for Fall. Close enough. 🍂
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probably not good that i looked up "officer flock cameras stalking" and couldn't find this story amidst the deluge of other cops also stalking their ex girlfriends
August 28, 2026 at 7:24 PM
probably not good that i looked up "officer flock cameras stalking" and couldn't find this story amidst the deluge of other cops also stalking their ex girlfriends
75% of my time is spent worrying over the most trivial garbage. Exhausting 😩
August 27, 2026 at 7:46 PM
75% of my time is spent worrying over the most trivial garbage. Exhausting 😩
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In China they have Niu Lai but here in the US all we get are New Lies
August 22, 2026 at 8:45 PM
In China they have Niu Lai but here in the US all we get are New Lies
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the current transpanic can literally only properly be described as fabricated mass hysteria at this point
August 17, 2026 at 7:56 PM
the current transpanic can literally only properly be described as fabricated mass hysteria at this point
Nothing like being jolted awake by some drunk guy yelling about the cops and punching a speed limit sign on your street at 4am.
August 15, 2026 at 9:03 AM
Nothing like being jolted awake by some drunk guy yelling about the cops and punching a speed limit sign on your street at 4am.
At what age do I stop waving 2 fingers at automatic doors, like I'm a Jedi using the force?
August 8, 2026 at 8:06 PM
At what age do I stop waving 2 fingers at automatic doors, like I'm a Jedi using the force?
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oh my god you guys the republicans might try saying their opponents are communists, a thing they haven't done since every day of my adult life
August 8, 2026 at 12:08 PM
oh my god you guys the republicans might try saying their opponents are communists, a thing they haven't done since every day of my adult life
The feeling of being adequately prepared for an unforeseen problem. 😎
August 7, 2026 at 12:44 AM
The feeling of being adequately prepared for an unforeseen problem. 😎
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Now that Dr. Abdul El-Sayed has won the primary, i think he needs to begin addressing the concerns of people who are extremely racist against him
August 6, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Now that Dr. Abdul El-Sayed has won the primary, i think he needs to begin addressing the concerns of people who are extremely racist against him
Sometimes I am not my friend. 🫠
August 4, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Sometimes I am not my friend. 🫠
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First time in recorded history where we’ve taken a break and then GOOD NEWS happens www.tmz.com/2026/07/18/a...
Andrew and Tristan Tate Arrested in Miami
Andrew and Tristan Tate have been arrested in Miami ... just before Andrew was set to cohost a bareknuckle boxing event.
www.tmz.com
July 19, 2026 at 4:08 AM
First time in recorded history where we’ve taken a break and then GOOD NEWS happens www.tmz.com/2026/07/18/a...
Really love that my 2 options this week have been either be uncomfortably hot or breathe in smoke constantly. ☠️
July 17, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Really love that my 2 options this week have been either be uncomfortably hot or breathe in smoke constantly. ☠️
In general I don't see myself as a very creative person, but when I get the inspiration for a new bit or scheme......watch out 🤫
July 14, 2026 at 5:45 PM
In general I don't see myself as a very creative person, but when I get the inspiration for a new bit or scheme......watch out 🤫
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Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences
July 12, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences
Damn, might be rid of 2 evil old white men this month. Rest in Piss bozo.
July 12, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Damn, might be rid of 2 evil old white men this month. Rest in Piss bozo.
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Man, fuck summer. All my homies hate summer.
July 11, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Man, fuck summer. All my homies hate summer.
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Mbappe fires back at the racist Paraguayan senator who said he grew up with chimpanzees
July 6, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Mbappe fires back at the racist Paraguayan senator who said he grew up with chimpanzees
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new metaphor just dropped
July 4, 2026 at 1:30 AM
new metaphor just dropped