Dropped Mike
@rebrafsim.bsky.social
who could ever have seen any of this coming
header by Dave (Cactus)
my best stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ofbhd4x65yjzuoh27ceq3n76/feed/aaab23k2b5q3a
header by Dave (Cactus)
my best stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ofbhd4x65yjzuoh27ceq3n76/feed/aaab23k2b5q3a
Pinned
Dropped Mike
@rebrafsim.bsky.social
· Jan 15
interviewer: how are your listening skills?
me: absolutely
me: absolutely
did ai-powered malware write this
November 3, 2026 at 12:28 AM
did ai-powered malware write this
Reposted by Dropped Mike
RANDOM POSTER WHOSE OPINION I HAVE NO REASON TO TRUST: A result like this in NV-03 would be seismic. That’s deep Blortles country. It was Vinkum +8 in ‘24
ME DURING ELECTION SEASON: totally. i just need to look at 9000 more of these
ME DURING ELECTION SEASON: totally. i just need to look at 9000 more of these
October 16, 2026 at 8:37 PM
RANDOM POSTER WHOSE OPINION I HAVE NO REASON TO TRUST: A result like this in NV-03 would be seismic. That’s deep Blortles country. It was Vinkum +8 in ‘24
ME DURING ELECTION SEASON: totally. i just need to look at 9000 more of these
ME DURING ELECTION SEASON: totally. i just need to look at 9000 more of these
Reposted by Dropped Mike
I need a Fun Dip of just Doritos nacho cheese seasoning.
November 2, 2026 at 11:39 PM
I need a Fun Dip of just Doritos nacho cheese seasoning.
Reposted by Dropped Mike
Absolutely incredible that national political pundits cannot tell the difference between ‘candidate made Issue X the center of his campaign’ and ‘candidate was repeatedly attacked on Issue X and had to respond.’
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/1...
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/1...
November 2, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Absolutely incredible that national political pundits cannot tell the difference between ‘candidate made Issue X the center of his campaign’ and ‘candidate was repeatedly attacked on Issue X and had to respond.’
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/1...
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/1...
Reposted by Dropped Mike
everyone remembers how batshit he acted at the end of his 2024 campaign, when everyone thought he’d just given up or sundowned or whatever, right?
After 53 minutes of ... whatever that speech was, Trump leaves the podium but pauses to brandish a reflecting pool picture for some reason
November 2, 2026 at 8:52 PM
everyone remembers how batshit he acted at the end of his 2024 campaign, when everyone thought he’d just given up or sundowned or whatever, right?
Reposted by Dropped Mike
professor x: what’s your superpower
me: I can solve any equation
professor 42: impressive
me: I can solve any equation
professor 42: impressive
November 2, 2026 at 8:47 PM
professor x: what’s your superpower
me: I can solve any equation
professor 42: impressive
me: I can solve any equation
professor 42: impressive
Reposted by Dropped Mike
We very specifically do not
November 2, 2026 at 7:38 PM
We very specifically do not
this really is a remarkably good take
MUST-WATCH: "Until they drive prices UP... Americans aren't complaining right now that prices are too LOW."
@AbdulElSayed masterfully schools Bari Weiss' CBS News(max) 60 minutes host @Douthat60 on the problem with living in corporatism, not capitalism - where monopolies & oligopolies reign supreme
@AbdulElSayed masterfully schools Bari Weiss' CBS News(max) 60 minutes host @Douthat60 on the problem with living in corporatism, not capitalism - where monopolies & oligopolies reign supreme
November 2, 2026 at 8:18 PM
this really is a remarkably good take
really do not gotta hand it (money) to em (nyt)
![NYT headline and subhead reading:
Inside the Abdul El-Sayed-Haley Stevens Meltdown in Michigan
The relationship shattered in part because of Israel, but also because of [highlight] their [/highlight] sensitive egos and hurt feelings. The split had been months in the making.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:u45hqzk7counfbwyg5edhmvi/bafkreibyaiz7il4xvnivc6djzxvrmdd42hi3ei2ofvx66ob4wf3fumejni)
November 2, 2026 at 8:10 PM
really do not gotta hand it (money) to em (nyt)
Reposted by Dropped Mike
Yesterday, in a hostile 60 Minutes interview with a Bari Weiss acolyte who once called trans kids a “social contagion,” El-Sayed refused to budge on trans rights.
“A failure to show up and fight for that right is a failure to show up and fight for your own.”
Subscribe to support our journalism.
“A failure to show up and fight for that right is a failure to show up and fight for your own.”
Subscribe to support our journalism.
El-Sayed Refused To Hedge On Trans People Again In Hostile 60-Minutes Interview
Understand that a failure to show up and fight for that right is a failure to show up and fight for your own
www.erininthemorning.com
November 2, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Yesterday, in a hostile 60 Minutes interview with a Bari Weiss acolyte who once called trans kids a “social contagion,” El-Sayed refused to budge on trans rights.
“A failure to show up and fight for that right is a failure to show up and fight for your own.”
Subscribe to support our journalism.
“A failure to show up and fight for that right is a failure to show up and fight for your own.”
Subscribe to support our journalism.
Reposted by Dropped Mike
Home buyer: I want to live close to nature!
*wildlife shows up*
Home buyer: Not like that.
*wildlife shows up*
Home buyer: Not like that.
July 7, 2024 at 11:37 AM
Home buyer: I want to live close to nature!
*wildlife shows up*
Home buyer: Not like that.
*wildlife shows up*
Home buyer: Not like that.
Reposted by Dropped Mike
[doing homework]
son: who was president after george washington?
me: gomez addams
son: and then?
me: george jefferson
son: are you sure about these answers, dad?
me: absolutely
son: ok, who’s after jefferson?
me: oscar madison
son: who was president after george washington?
me: gomez addams
son: and then?
me: george jefferson
son: are you sure about these answers, dad?
me: absolutely
son: ok, who’s after jefferson?
me: oscar madison
November 2, 2026 at 5:46 PM
[doing homework]
son: who was president after george washington?
me: gomez addams
son: and then?
me: george jefferson
son: are you sure about these answers, dad?
me: absolutely
son: ok, who’s after jefferson?
me: oscar madison
son: who was president after george washington?
me: gomez addams
son: and then?
me: george jefferson
son: are you sure about these answers, dad?
me: absolutely
son: ok, who’s after jefferson?
me: oscar madison
Reposted by Dropped Mike
If you're just going to be ridiculous I'll take my action figures and go home.
December 28, 2025 at 6:42 PM
If you're just going to be ridiculous I'll take my action figures and go home.
me: it’s sad that descartes invented axes and then george washington used one to chop down the tree of knowledge
her: please stop using chatgpt
her: please stop using chatgpt
November 2, 2026 at 4:36 PM
me: it’s sad that descartes invented axes and then george washington used one to chop down the tree of knowledge
her: please stop using chatgpt
her: please stop using chatgpt
Reposted by Dropped Mike
"Oh hey Bill, you’re home early.”
November 2, 2026 at 2:48 PM
"Oh hey Bill, you’re home early.”
Reposted by Dropped Mike
Sorry, I'm out of candy, but would you kids like to hear me read “The Hollow Men” by T.S. Eliot?
October 31, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Sorry, I'm out of candy, but would you kids like to hear me read “The Hollow Men” by T.S. Eliot?
Reposted by Dropped Mike
funeral home guy: you want his headstone to say “I had the right of way”?
my wife: *crying* he made me promise
my wife: *crying* he made me promise
August 22, 2023 at 10:28 AM
funeral home guy: you want his headstone to say “I had the right of way”?
my wife: *crying* he made me promise
my wife: *crying* he made me promise
Reposted by Dropped Mike
me: I’m game for a shenanigan, but I really have to be up early
gang leader:
me: or a hijink. either, but I gotta be home by like nine
gang leader:
me: or a hijink. either, but I gotta be home by like nine
August 22, 2023 at 10:26 AM
me: I’m game for a shenanigan, but I really have to be up early
gang leader:
me: or a hijink. either, but I gotta be home by like nine
gang leader:
me: or a hijink. either, but I gotta be home by like nine
Reposted by Dropped Mike
home depot clerk: sorry, but we only have coarse and medium sandpaper today
natalie imbruglia: *deep breath*
natalie imbruglia: *deep breath*
July 21, 2024 at 6:32 PM
home depot clerk: sorry, but we only have coarse and medium sandpaper today
natalie imbruglia: *deep breath*
natalie imbruglia: *deep breath*
Reposted by Dropped Mike
mob boss: *sneering* take care of him
me: sure thing, boss *brings him home, raises him as my own, cries as he leaves for college*
me: sure thing, boss *brings him home, raises him as my own, cries as he leaves for college*
February 4, 2025 at 12:26 PM
mob boss: *sneering* take care of him
me: sure thing, boss *brings him home, raises him as my own, cries as he leaves for college*
me: sure thing, boss *brings him home, raises him as my own, cries as he leaves for college*
Reposted by Dropped Mike
go big and go home are your options only if you made the mistake of leaving home in the first place
February 7, 2025 at 9:21 PM
go big and go home are your options only if you made the mistake of leaving home in the first place
Reposted by Dropped Mike
there are two ways to take a shower, and the people at home depot yell at you either way
June 5, 2025 at 11:36 AM
there are two ways to take a shower, and the people at home depot yell at you either way
Reposted by Dropped Mike
Yes, charity. But do you know what else begins at home, Brenda? Arson.
November 22, 2024 at 10:25 AM
Yes, charity. But do you know what else begins at home, Brenda? Arson.
Reposted by Dropped Mike
This day in history. 1964. The Dave Clark Five appeared on the Ed Sullivan Show. Sullivan preferred them to the Rolling Stones because they were nice, neat boys. The poncy bastards.
November 2, 2026 at 9:45 AM
This day in history. 1964. The Dave Clark Five appeared on the Ed Sullivan Show. Sullivan preferred them to the Rolling Stones because they were nice, neat boys. The poncy bastards.