Dropped Mike
@rebrafsim.bsky.social
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Dropped Mike
@rebrafsim.bsky.social
· Jul 3
teacher: what does “agnostic” mean?
me: I don’t know
teacher: correct! how about “ambivalent”?
me: *shrug*
teacher: yes! how about “nihilistic”?
me: what difference does any of this make?
teacher: amazing
me: I don’t know
teacher: correct! how about “ambivalent”?
me: *shrug*
teacher: yes! how about “nihilistic”?
me: what difference does any of this make?
teacher: amazing
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I wish we could return to a simpler time before the Internet and pants.
October 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I wish we could return to a simpler time before the Internet and pants.
[date]
her: I do web design
me: like charlotte?
her:
me: do you make your own silk?
her: are . . . are you posting this right now?
her: I do web design
me: like charlotte?
her:
me: do you make your own silk?
her: are . . . are you posting this right now?
September 16, 2026 at 5:25 PM
[date]
her: I do web design
me: like charlotte?
her:
me: do you make your own silk?
her: are . . . are you posting this right now?
her: I do web design
me: like charlotte?
her:
me: do you make your own silk?
her: are . . . are you posting this right now?
ground beef is actually free. it’s cow beef that’s kinda pricey
September 16, 2026 at 3:57 PM
ground beef is actually free. it’s cow beef that’s kinda pricey
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The difference between a catacomb and a basement is skulls. Catacomb without skulls? Thats a basement. Skulls in your basement? Thats a catacomb. Tired of having to keep saying this
September 15, 2026 at 9:03 PM
The difference between a catacomb and a basement is skulls. Catacomb without skulls? Thats a basement. Skulls in your basement? Thats a catacomb. Tired of having to keep saying this
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Heart pounding in my ears, I run, the muted sound of webbed feet slapping the pavement behind me. I dive into the car and slam the door, shouting in triumph. Turning the key, I am rewarded with nothing but a single dry click. My blood runs cold. From outside the window, I hear a dark, throaty laugh.
September 16, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Heart pounding in my ears, I run, the muted sound of webbed feet slapping the pavement behind me. I dive into the car and slam the door, shouting in triumph. Turning the key, I am rewarded with nothing but a single dry click. My blood runs cold. From outside the window, I hear a dark, throaty laugh.
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I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank
September 16, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank
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what doesn’t kill you probably wasn’t trying that hard
August 14, 2023 at 10:36 AM
what doesn’t kill you probably wasn’t trying that hard
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I just hummed a song to google and it asked me to stop
June 20, 2024 at 12:52 AM
I just hummed a song to google and it asked me to stop
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2004: google answers your question
2014: google offers to sell you something that will answer your question
2024: google makes up an answer to your question
2034: google tells you your question is impermissible and summarily executes you
2014: google offers to sell you something that will answer your question
2024: google makes up an answer to your question
2034: google tells you your question is impermissible and summarily executes you
December 31, 2024 at 9:07 PM
2004: google answers your question
2014: google offers to sell you something that will answer your question
2024: google makes up an answer to your question
2034: google tells you your question is impermissible and summarily executes you
2014: google offers to sell you something that will answer your question
2024: google makes up an answer to your question
2034: google tells you your question is impermissible and summarily executes you
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A world wide web? I just walked through a face wide web and that was plenty horrifying enough.
September 16, 2026 at 9:40 AM
A world wide web? I just walked through a face wide web and that was plenty horrifying enough.
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This day in history. 2025. Robert Redford died. Robert Redford died? Nobody tells me anything.
September 16, 2026 at 9:14 AM
This day in history. 2025. Robert Redford died. Robert Redford died? Nobody tells me anything.
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Satan: While I don’t understand it, I’m thrilled that someone named these eggs after me.
September 15, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Satan: While I don’t understand it, I’m thrilled that someone named these eggs after me.
anyone know any good metaphors
The Kennedy Center was a beloved Washington institution, enjoyed by millions of people. It has been destroyed for no real reason. Just vanity, carelessness, indifference.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
Trump’s Kennedy Center Shakedown
The only appropriate response is to refuse to accede to his demands.
www.theatlantic.com
September 15, 2026 at 8:33 PM
anyone know any good metaphors
so he wants to hire a guy who was fucked by a goat?
PATEL: The previous regulation automatically disqualified any individual who participated in either side of it
KENNEDY: Either side of beastiality? So you disqualified the animal?
P: Well, we have great canines, but we're not going to disqualify them
K: I'm trying to understand why you did this.
KENNEDY: Either side of beastiality? So you disqualified the animal?
P: Well, we have great canines, but we're not going to disqualify them
K: I'm trying to understand why you did this.
September 15, 2026 at 7:34 PM
so he wants to hire a guy who was fucked by a goat?
nobody should have to explain ANYTHING, but I’m glad for those who do
“Intersex” is the “I” in LGBTQIA.
Learned a lot, watching this.
Learned a lot, watching this.
September 15, 2026 at 7:31 PM
nobody should have to explain ANYTHING, but I’m glad for those who do
so (relatively) good things can happen… huh
For years, Alaska officials prosecuted (& persecuted) a community of American Samoans in the city of Whittier, threatening them with years in prison for the crime of voting.
You may have read about this when we covered it in Bolts earlier this year.
HUGE NEWS: Alaska just dropped all charges.
You may have read about this when we covered it in Bolts earlier this year.
HUGE NEWS: Alaska just dropped all charges.
After a Yearslong Nightmare, Relief for American Samoans Punished for Voting - Bolts
Alaska officials for years accused American Samoans caught in a unique legal limbo of illegally voting, but finally dropped those charges this month.
boltsmag.org
September 15, 2026 at 6:55 PM
so (relatively) good things can happen… huh
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It's important to believe in something so I've chosen UFOs.
October 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
It's important to believe in something so I've chosen UFOs.
“infested by a very large and very rotten spray-tanned apple” sounds like an ai trying to do a madlib
"For the last 11 years and counting America has seen one of its two major political parties, its federal government, and much of the rest of society infested by a very large and very rotten spray-tanned apple. And the rot has spread far and wide." www.liberalcurrents.com/americas-mor...
America’s Moral Rot in the Age of Trumpism and How to Reverse It
Accountability and court reform must be zealously pursued once Trump is out of power.
www.liberalcurrents.com
September 15, 2026 at 4:57 PM
“infested by a very large and very rotten spray-tanned apple” sounds like an ai trying to do a madlib
um. they don’t follow any rules anyway, so why did they bother to change this one? just to trigger the dumbest conversation ever?
Kash Patel: "Applicants who have engaged in beastiliaty means they were victims of beastility because they were forced to do so. At this FBI we are not going to criminalize and prevent victims from serving."
September 15, 2026 at 3:39 PM
um. they don’t follow any rules anyway, so why did they bother to change this one? just to trigger the dumbest conversation ever?
go ahead and covet your neighbor’s ass idgaf here’s a gun
"we are not into bestiality but a lot of these individuals(we are hiring).." might be the most surreal sentence a public official has ever uttered, let alone on the record in Congress
September 15, 2026 at 3:31 PM
go ahead and covet your neighbor’s ass idgaf here’s a gun
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[spelling bee]
JUDGE: your word is "tennessee"
ME: se se se se se se se se se se
JUDGE: *counting on fingers* correct
JUDGE: your word is "tennessee"
ME: se se se se se se se se se se
JUDGE: *counting on fingers* correct
September 15, 2026 at 3:08 PM
[spelling bee]
JUDGE: your word is "tennessee"
ME: se se se se se se se se se se
JUDGE: *counting on fingers* correct
JUDGE: your word is "tennessee"
ME: se se se se se se se se se se
JUDGE: *counting on fingers* correct
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how i like to believe my wife sees me when i get a jar open or kill a spider
September 15, 2026 at 1:57 PM
how i like to believe my wife sees me when i get a jar open or kill a spider
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me: why do you look so ashamed of me?
her: I can’t believe you’re wearing goggles
me: we’re in the front row, what if I get splashed?
her: it’s a baptism
her: I can’t believe you’re wearing goggles
me: we’re in the front row, what if I get splashed?
her: it’s a baptism
August 13, 2023 at 1:01 PM
me: why do you look so ashamed of me?
her: I can’t believe you’re wearing goggles
me: we’re in the front row, what if I get splashed?
her: it’s a baptism
her: I can’t believe you’re wearing goggles
me: we’re in the front row, what if I get splashed?
her: it’s a baptism
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me: how did it become a virtue to believe there’s an invisible magic man in the sky who will torture you after you die if you don’t do whatever you’re told he wants? lol
guy on the bus next to me: I’m sorry I said bless you when you sneezed
guy on the bus next to me: I’m sorry I said bless you when you sneezed
July 27, 2023 at 11:53 AM
me: how did it become a virtue to believe there’s an invisible magic man in the sky who will torture you after you die if you don’t do whatever you’re told he wants? lol
guy on the bus next to me: I’m sorry I said bless you when you sneezed
guy on the bus next to me: I’m sorry I said bless you when you sneezed
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me: do you believe in miracles?
her: well you're here, aren't you?
me: *tearing up* oh honey, that's—
her: *under breath* and I've been adding arsenic to your food for weeks, so
her: well you're here, aren't you?
me: *tearing up* oh honey, that's—
her: *under breath* and I've been adding arsenic to your food for weeks, so
January 24, 2025 at 11:06 PM
me: do you believe in miracles?
her: well you're here, aren't you?
me: *tearing up* oh honey, that's—
her: *under breath* and I've been adding arsenic to your food for weeks, so
her: well you're here, aren't you?
me: *tearing up* oh honey, that's—
her: *under breath* and I've been adding arsenic to your food for weeks, so