DarthChew
@rfcisneros.bsky.social
Part time Wizard, not someone to be trifled with. Master of the mystic energies that create chaos. And, full time Author of the Undead PI #UrbanFantasy Series.
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DarthChew
@rfcisneros.bsky.social
· Jul 1
The Life Debt
The Life Debt
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There’s nothing quite like holding a real book in your hands. 📖✨ The Life Debt is officially available now in paperback! If you love the smell of pages and a beautiful new spine for your bookshelf, grab your physical copy today!
www.amazon.com/dp/B0H2RQC34...
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🌕 FULL MOON IS BACK — revised, expanded, & wearing a brand-new cover! 🐺✨
Detective Jacob Salazar was shot with liquid silver—a bullet meant to hunt a werewolf. Three nights until the full moon. Someone waiting outside.
📖 $1.99 on Kindle and $7.99 on paperback: amazon.com/dp/B00WL7LJU0
#indieauthor
Detective Jacob Salazar was shot with liquid silver—a bullet meant to hunt a werewolf. Three nights until the full moon. Someone waiting outside.
📖 $1.99 on Kindle and $7.99 on paperback: amazon.com/dp/B00WL7LJU0
#indieauthor
Full Moon: A Jacob Salazar story from the files of the Undead PI series.
Amazon.com: Full Moon: A Jacob Salazar story from the files of the Undead PI series. eBook : Cisneros, R.F.: Kindle Store
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November 2, 2026 at 6:59 AM
🌕 FULL MOON IS BACK — revised, expanded, & wearing a brand-new cover! 🐺✨
Detective Jacob Salazar was shot with liquid silver—a bullet meant to hunt a werewolf. Three nights until the full moon. Someone waiting outside.
📖 $1.99 on Kindle and $7.99 on paperback: amazon.com/dp/B00WL7LJU0
#indieauthor
Detective Jacob Salazar was shot with liquid silver—a bullet meant to hunt a werewolf. Three nights until the full moon. Someone waiting outside.
📖 $1.99 on Kindle and $7.99 on paperback: amazon.com/dp/B00WL7LJU0
#indieauthor
How far would a lone werewolf detective go to save a 15-year-old thief and a room full of captive Fae children?
Find out in this gritty, darkly funny South Texas urban fantasy.
🐺 Ebook $1.99 | 📚 Paperback $7.99
www.amazon.com/dp/B0HPBN7RF4
#UrbanFantasy #WerewolfBooks #NewRelease
Find out in this gritty, darkly funny South Texas urban fantasy.
🐺 Ebook $1.99 | 📚 Paperback $7.99
www.amazon.com/dp/B0HPBN7RF4
#UrbanFantasy #WerewolfBooks #NewRelease
Wolfsbane & Iron: A Novella From The Jacob Salazar Files
Wolfsbane & Iron: A Novella From The Jacob Salazar Files - Kindle edition by Cisneros, R.F.. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Wolfsbane & Iron: A Novella From The Jacob Salazar Files.
www.amazon.com
November 2, 2026 at 6:57 AM
How far would a lone werewolf detective go to save a 15-year-old thief and a room full of captive Fae children?
Find out in this gritty, darkly funny South Texas urban fantasy.
🐺 Ebook $1.99 | 📚 Paperback $7.99
www.amazon.com/dp/B0HPBN7RF4
#UrbanFantasy #WerewolfBooks #NewRelease
Find out in this gritty, darkly funny South Texas urban fantasy.
🐺 Ebook $1.99 | 📚 Paperback $7.99
www.amazon.com/dp/B0HPBN7RF4
#UrbanFantasy #WerewolfBooks #NewRelease
Wolf & Magic is back: new cover, 2,000+ new words, updated McAllen lore, and a new epilogue from Jacob's POV.
A secret three years old. A pack that won't stop. A wizard with two weeks and no power to spare.
www.amazon.com/dp/B087WYCM3... #UrbanFantasy #Werewolves
A secret three years old. A pack that won't stop. A wizard with two weeks and no power to spare.
www.amazon.com/dp/B087WYCM3... #UrbanFantasy #Werewolves
Wolf & Magic: An Esteban Escobedo Novella From The World of The Undead PI
Amazon.com: Wolf & Magic: An Esteban Escobedo Novella From The World of The Undead PI eBook : Cisneros, R.F.: Kindle Store
www.amazon.com
November 2, 2026 at 6:56 AM
Wolf & Magic is back: new cover, 2,000+ new words, updated McAllen lore, and a new epilogue from Jacob's POV.
A secret three years old. A pack that won't stop. A wizard with two weeks and no power to spare.
www.amazon.com/dp/B087WYCM3... #UrbanFantasy #Werewolves
A secret three years old. A pack that won't stop. A wizard with two weeks and no power to spare.
www.amazon.com/dp/B087WYCM3... #UrbanFantasy #Werewolves
How far would a lone werewolf detective go to save a 15-year-old thief and a room full of captive Fae children?
Find out in this gritty, darkly funny South Texas urban fantasy.
🐺 Ebook $1.99 | 📚 Paperback $7.99
www.amazon.com/dp/B0HPBN7RF4
#UrbanFantasy #WerewolfBooks #NewRelease
Find out in this gritty, darkly funny South Texas urban fantasy.
🐺 Ebook $1.99 | 📚 Paperback $7.99
www.amazon.com/dp/B0HPBN7RF4
#UrbanFantasy #WerewolfBooks #NewRelease
Wolfsbane & Iron: A Novella From The Jacob Salazar Files
Wolfsbane & Iron: A Novella From The Jacob Salazar Files
www.amazon.com
October 29, 2026 at 3:18 PM
How far would a lone werewolf detective go to save a 15-year-old thief and a room full of captive Fae children?
Find out in this gritty, darkly funny South Texas urban fantasy.
🐺 Ebook $1.99 | 📚 Paperback $7.99
www.amazon.com/dp/B0HPBN7RF4
#UrbanFantasy #WerewolfBooks #NewRelease
Find out in this gritty, darkly funny South Texas urban fantasy.
🐺 Ebook $1.99 | 📚 Paperback $7.99
www.amazon.com/dp/B0HPBN7RF4
#UrbanFantasy #WerewolfBooks #NewRelease
Wolf & Magic is back: new cover, 2,000+ new words, updated McAllen lore, and a new epilogue from Jacob's POV.
A secret three years old. A pack that won't stop. A wizard with two weeks and no power to spare.
www.amazon.com/dp/B087WYCM3... #UrbanFantasy #Werewolves
A secret three years old. A pack that won't stop. A wizard with two weeks and no power to spare.
www.amazon.com/dp/B087WYCM3... #UrbanFantasy #Werewolves
Wolf & Magic: An Esteban Escobedo Novella From The World of The Undead PI
Amazon.com: Wolf & Magic: An Esteban Escobedo Novella From The World of The Undead PI eBook : Cisneros, R.F.: Kindle Store
www.amazon.com
October 29, 2026 at 6:33 AM
Wolf & Magic is back: new cover, 2,000+ new words, updated McAllen lore, and a new epilogue from Jacob's POV.
A secret three years old. A pack that won't stop. A wizard with two weeks and no power to spare.
www.amazon.com/dp/B087WYCM3... #UrbanFantasy #Werewolves
A secret three years old. A pack that won't stop. A wizard with two weeks and no power to spare.
www.amazon.com/dp/B087WYCM3... #UrbanFantasy #Werewolves
Wolfsbane & Iron is out! A fifteen-year-old thief, a werewolf detective with no pack and no family, and one day to take down the monster who owns a gym full of captive Fae kids. Ebook $1.99 at launch, paperback $7.99.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0HPBMN51R
#UrbanFantasy #WerewolfBooks #NewRelease #IndieAuthor
www.amazon.com/dp/B0HPBMN51R
#UrbanFantasy #WerewolfBooks #NewRelease #IndieAuthor
Amazon.com
www.amazon.com
October 28, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Wolfsbane & Iron is out! A fifteen-year-old thief, a werewolf detective with no pack and no family, and one day to take down the monster who owns a gym full of captive Fae kids. Ebook $1.99 at launch, paperback $7.99.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0HPBMN51R
#UrbanFantasy #WerewolfBooks #NewRelease #IndieAuthor
www.amazon.com/dp/B0HPBMN51R
#UrbanFantasy #WerewolfBooks #NewRelease #IndieAuthor
I came up with this using Claude AI with the prompt of using my book as reference, and SUNO music and it came up with this, give it a listen.
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Wrong Cage
Listen and make your own on Suno.
suno.com
October 26, 2026 at 11:34 PM
I came up with this using Claude AI with the prompt of using my book as reference, and SUNO music and it came up with this, give it a listen.
suno.com/s/4uxa5TeJJh...
suno.com/s/4uxa5TeJJh...
Wolfsbane & Iron is out now! A fifteen-year-old thief, a werewolf detective with no pack and no family, and one day to take down the monster who owns a gym full of captive Fae kids. Paperback $7.99.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0HPBMN51R
#UrbanFantasy #WerewolfBooks #NewRelease #IndieAuthor
www.amazon.com/dp/B0HPBMN51R
#UrbanFantasy #WerewolfBooks #NewRelease #IndieAuthor
Amazon.com
www.amazon.com
October 26, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Wolfsbane & Iron is out now! A fifteen-year-old thief, a werewolf detective with no pack and no family, and one day to take down the monster who owns a gym full of captive Fae kids. Paperback $7.99.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0HPBMN51R
#UrbanFantasy #WerewolfBooks #NewRelease #IndieAuthor
www.amazon.com/dp/B0HPBMN51R
#UrbanFantasy #WerewolfBooks #NewRelease #IndieAuthor
🌕 FREE on Kindle, Oct 26-30:
FULL MOON, the new and updated version. A werewolf detective. A silver bullet that shouldn’t exist. Three nights until the moon takes him, and someone is waiting outside.
www.amazon.com/dp/B00WL7LJU0
#FreeKindle #UrbanFantasy
FULL MOON, the new and updated version. A werewolf detective. A silver bullet that shouldn’t exist. Three nights until the moon takes him, and someone is waiting outside.
www.amazon.com/dp/B00WL7LJU0
#FreeKindle #UrbanFantasy
www.amazon.com
October 26, 2026 at 3:18 AM
🌕 FREE on Kindle, Oct 26-30:
FULL MOON, the new and updated version. A werewolf detective. A silver bullet that shouldn’t exist. Three nights until the moon takes him, and someone is waiting outside.
www.amazon.com/dp/B00WL7LJU0
#FreeKindle #UrbanFantasy
FULL MOON, the new and updated version. A werewolf detective. A silver bullet that shouldn’t exist. Three nights until the moon takes him, and someone is waiting outside.
www.amazon.com/dp/B00WL7LJU0
#FreeKindle #UrbanFantasy
🌕 FULL MOON is back: revised, expanded, deadlier.
A werewolf detective. A silver bullet that shouldn't exist. Three nights until the moon takes him, and someone is waiting outside.
New scenes. New ending. Kindle $1.99. www.amazon.com/dp/B00WL7LJU...
#UrbanFantasy #Werewolf
A werewolf detective. A silver bullet that shouldn't exist. Three nights until the moon takes him, and someone is waiting outside.
New scenes. New ending. Kindle $1.99. www.amazon.com/dp/B00WL7LJU...
#UrbanFantasy #Werewolf
Full Moon: A Jacob Salazar story from the files of the Undead PI series.
Amazon.com: Full Moon: A Jacob Salazar story from the files of the Undead PI series. eBook : Cisneros, R.F.: Kindle Store
www.amazon.com
October 24, 2026 at 6:58 AM
🌕 FULL MOON is back: revised, expanded, deadlier.
A werewolf detective. A silver bullet that shouldn't exist. Three nights until the moon takes him, and someone is waiting outside.
New scenes. New ending. Kindle $1.99. www.amazon.com/dp/B00WL7LJU...
#UrbanFantasy #Werewolf
A werewolf detective. A silver bullet that shouldn't exist. Three nights until the moon takes him, and someone is waiting outside.
New scenes. New ending. Kindle $1.99. www.amazon.com/dp/B00WL7LJU...
#UrbanFantasy #Werewolf
🐺 COVER REVEAL 🐺
Here is the official cover for WOLFSBANE & IRON (A Novella From The Jacob Salazar Files)!
Follow 15yo Jasmine Salazar as she navigates the dangerous shifter underworld of the Rio Grande Valley.
#CoverReveal #UrbanFantasy #IndieAuthor #RGV
Here is the official cover for WOLFSBANE & IRON (A Novella From The Jacob Salazar Files)!
Follow 15yo Jasmine Salazar as she navigates the dangerous shifter underworld of the Rio Grande Valley.
#CoverReveal #UrbanFantasy #IndieAuthor #RGV
October 21, 2026 at 5:37 PM
🐺 COVER REVEAL 🐺
Here is the official cover for WOLFSBANE & IRON (A Novella From The Jacob Salazar Files)!
Follow 15yo Jasmine Salazar as she navigates the dangerous shifter underworld of the Rio Grande Valley.
#CoverReveal #UrbanFantasy #IndieAuthor #RGV
Here is the official cover for WOLFSBANE & IRON (A Novella From The Jacob Salazar Files)!
Follow 15yo Jasmine Salazar as she navigates the dangerous shifter underworld of the Rio Grande Valley.
#CoverReveal #UrbanFantasy #IndieAuthor #RGV
🔥 ANNOUNCEMENT: THE NEXT URBAN FANTASY NOVELLA IS COMING! 🔥
By Author: RF Cisneros
Title Pending, will update more in due time.
#AmWriting #IndieAuthor #WritingCommunity #UrbanFantasy
By Author: RF Cisneros
Title Pending, will update more in due time.
#AmWriting #IndieAuthor #WritingCommunity #UrbanFantasy
October 4, 2026 at 2:35 AM
🔥 ANNOUNCEMENT: THE NEXT URBAN FANTASY NOVELLA IS COMING! 🔥
By Author: RF Cisneros
Title Pending, will update more in due time.
#AmWriting #IndieAuthor #WritingCommunity #UrbanFantasy
By Author: RF Cisneros
Title Pending, will update more in due time.
#AmWriting #IndieAuthor #WritingCommunity #UrbanFantasy
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Catching up on #ChallengeOfTheGoBots 📺 www.imdb.com/title/tt0908...
September 4, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Catching up on #ChallengeOfTheGoBots 📺 www.imdb.com/title/tt0908...
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this second session being impossible to schedule is the most D&D thing you could possibly imagine
‘DUNGEONS & DRAGONS 2’ isn’t fully dead yet.
• Script is complete
• Hasbro remains committed
• A new studio partner is being sought after Paramount passed for financial reasons
#DungeonsAndDragons #Hasbro
• Script is complete
• Hasbro remains committed
• A new studio partner is being sought after Paramount passed for financial reasons
#DungeonsAndDragons #Hasbro
September 4, 2026 at 4:10 PM
this second session being impossible to schedule is the most D&D thing you could possibly imagine
There’s nothing quite like holding a real book in your hands. 📖✨ The Life Debt is officially available now in paperback! If you love the smell of pages and a beautiful new spine for your bookshelf, grab your physical copy today!
www.amazon.com/dp/B0H2RQC34...
www.amazon.com/dp/B0H2RQC34...
The Life Debt
The Life Debt - Kindle edition by Cisneros, R.F.. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading The Life Debt.
www.amazon.com
September 4, 2026 at 9:07 PM
There’s nothing quite like holding a real book in your hands. 📖✨ The Life Debt is officially available now in paperback! If you love the smell of pages and a beautiful new spine for your bookshelf, grab your physical copy today!
www.amazon.com/dp/B0H2RQC34...
www.amazon.com/dp/B0H2RQC34...
You know your marriage has reached a point of no return when you both start discussing the optimal wet-to-dry ratio for wiping your ass after pooping. Lots of love, @darkboogie.bsky.social
September 3, 2026 at 2:16 PM
You know your marriage has reached a point of no return when you both start discussing the optimal wet-to-dry ratio for wiping your ass after pooping. Lots of love, @darkboogie.bsky.social
My latest Novella: The Life Debt is live on Amazon Kindle, and available in Paperback as well, pick up your copy and let the tales of Morgan Blackenhill Begin.
Grab your copy here: www.amazon.com/dp/B0H2RQC34...
Grab your copy here: www.amazon.com/dp/B0H2RQC34...
The Life Debt
The Life Debt - Kindle edition by Cisneros, R.F.. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading The Life Debt.
www.amazon.com
August 24, 2026 at 4:22 PM
My latest Novella: The Life Debt is live on Amazon Kindle, and available in Paperback as well, pick up your copy and let the tales of Morgan Blackenhill Begin.
Grab your copy here: www.amazon.com/dp/B0H2RQC34...
Grab your copy here: www.amazon.com/dp/B0H2RQC34...
The Whistleblower Who Uncovered the NSA’s ‘Big Brother Machine’ thereader.mitpress.mit.edu/the-whistleb... via @mitpress.bsky.social
The Whistleblower Who Uncovered the NSA’s ‘Big Brother Machine’
An unexpected visitor gave my team the evidence we needed to prove that the government was secretly wiretapping Americans.
thereader.mitpress.mit.edu
August 24, 2026 at 4:22 PM
The Whistleblower Who Uncovered the NSA’s ‘Big Brother Machine’ thereader.mitpress.mit.edu/the-whistleb... via @mitpress.bsky.social
There’s nothing quite like holding a real book in your hands. 📖✨ The Life Debt is officially available now in paperback! If you love the smell of pages and a beautiful new spine for your bookshelf, grab your physical copy today!
www.amazon.com/dp/B0H2RQC34...
www.amazon.com/dp/B0H2RQC34...
The Life Debt
The Life Debt
www.amazon.com
July 11, 2026 at 8:22 AM
There’s nothing quite like holding a real book in your hands. 📖✨ The Life Debt is officially available now in paperback! If you love the smell of pages and a beautiful new spine for your bookshelf, grab your physical copy today!
www.amazon.com/dp/B0H2RQC34...
www.amazon.com/dp/B0H2RQC34...
There’s nothing quite like holding a real book in your hands. 📖✨ The Life Debt is officially available now in paperback! If you love the smell of pages and a beautiful new spine for your bookshelf, grab your physical copy today!
www.amazon.com/dp/B0H2RQC34...
www.amazon.com/dp/B0H2RQC34...
The Life Debt
The Life Debt
www.amazon.com
July 1, 2026 at 6:55 AM
There’s nothing quite like holding a real book in your hands. 📖✨ The Life Debt is officially available now in paperback! If you love the smell of pages and a beautiful new spine for your bookshelf, grab your physical copy today!
www.amazon.com/dp/B0H2RQC34...
www.amazon.com/dp/B0H2RQC34...
Looking for your next quick read? The Life Debt is out now! 💙 Grab a cozy drink, dive into this novella, and let me know what you think!
#WritingCommunity #Fantasy #AmReading
www.amazon.com/dp/B0H2RQC34...
#WritingCommunity #Fantasy #AmReading
www.amazon.com/dp/B0H2RQC34...
www.amazon.com
July 1, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Looking for your next quick read? The Life Debt is out now! 💙 Grab a cozy drink, dive into this novella, and let me know what you think!
#WritingCommunity #Fantasy #AmReading
www.amazon.com/dp/B0H2RQC34...
#WritingCommunity #Fantasy #AmReading
www.amazon.com/dp/B0H2RQC34...
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Well, that was a fucking ride.
![A cropped screenshot of an article section titled "Gary Larson cartoon incident" from a Tumblr page. The text describes a controversy involving a Far Side cartoon and Jane Goodall.
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Gary Larson cartoon incident
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In 1987 Gary Larson published a Far Side cartoon of two chimpanzees grooming, in which one discovers a blonde hair and says, "Conducting a little more 'research' with that Jane Goodall tramp?"[127] The Jane Goodall Institute called the cartoon an "atrocity" in a letter drafted by its lawyers to Larson and his syndicate. Goodall, who was in Africa at the time, later found the cartoon amusing.[128]
She went on to name it her favourite depiction of herself in pop culture.[129] Larson offered profits from sales of a shirt featuring the cartoon to the Jane Goodall Institute.[130]
Goodall wrote the preface to The Far Side Gallery 5, detailing her version of the controversy.[131] She praised Larson's creative ideas, which often compare and contrast the behaviour of humans and animals.
In 1988 Larson visited Goodall's research facility in Tanzania.[128] While there, he was attacked by a chimpanzee named Frodo.[127][132]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qdtwslusias4dnfmqydvudsq/bafkreiab4xelozcgki2mm2n3wwq5vdhbvve7v76enl6wbonavz6gjc2p7u)
June 16, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Well, that was a fucking ride.
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Nice thing to see on my way home.
June 11, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Nice thing to see on my way home.
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Happy 10 year anniversary #Tamberlane =w= <3
June 12, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Happy 10 year anniversary #Tamberlane =w= <3