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I don't think people really understand the psychic impact of knowing that multiple times a day every day your friends, family, coworkers, neighbors, and everyone who could ever have any power over you is being flooded with agitprop designed to make them hate you
September 15, 2026 at 10:48 PM
I don't think people really understand the psychic impact of knowing that multiple times a day every day your friends, family, coworkers, neighbors, and everyone who could ever have any power over you is being flooded with agitprop designed to make them hate you
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Last week, I asked every MLB team to speak with its owner on camera. They’re less than three months from shutting down the sport via a lockout, and I wanted to hear their explanation for why they think a salary cap is worth the fallout that's bound to come. None agreed to talk.
September 15, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Last week, I asked every MLB team to speak with its owner on camera. They’re less than three months from shutting down the sport via a lockout, and I wanted to hear their explanation for why they think a salary cap is worth the fallout that's bound to come. None agreed to talk.
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🚨🚨 Seven things I think for Week 1 …and Week 2!!🚨🚨
🔸Texans offense showed what it needed to show
🔸Dalton Kincaid is BACK and is SPECIAL
🔸Ben Johnson gets Brian Flores in Week 2…scheme nerds rejoice!
MORE: www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
🔸Texans offense showed what it needed to show
🔸Dalton Kincaid is BACK and is SPECIAL
🔸Ben Johnson gets Brian Flores in Week 2…scheme nerds rejoice!
MORE: www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
Seven things Solak thinks entering NFL Week 2
Will the Titans score any points against the Eagles? Can Ben Johnson solve Brian Flores' Vikings defense? Get ready for Week 2 with seven takes.
www.espn.com
September 15, 2026 at 7:45 PM
🚨🚨 Seven things I think for Week 1 …and Week 2!!🚨🚨
🔸Texans offense showed what it needed to show
🔸Dalton Kincaid is BACK and is SPECIAL
🔸Ben Johnson gets Brian Flores in Week 2…scheme nerds rejoice!
MORE: www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
🔸Texans offense showed what it needed to show
🔸Dalton Kincaid is BACK and is SPECIAL
🔸Ben Johnson gets Brian Flores in Week 2…scheme nerds rejoice!
MORE: www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
I'll be calling him "blocking tight end Isaac TeSlaa" from here on out.
September 15, 2026 at 7:32 PM
I'll be calling him "blocking tight end Isaac TeSlaa" from here on out.
Yeah you know I didn't want to say out loud that it reminded me of watching the 2000s Texans defenses but 28 missed tackles really paints that picture well.
September 15, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Yeah you know I didn't want to say out loud that it reminded me of watching the 2000s Texans defenses but 28 missed tackles really paints that picture well.
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We’re all trying to find the guy who did this
The NFL, MLB, MLS, NBA and NHL joined with their respective players’ unions today to crack down on betting-related harassment of athletes, coaches and families.
“Threatening the safety of an athlete or their family members over a sports bet crosses a bright ethical and criminal
“Threatening the safety of an athlete or their family members over a sports bet crosses a bright ethical and criminal
September 15, 2026 at 2:52 PM
We’re all trying to find the guy who did this
more like shape of poo
Ed Sheeran has released a statement on Macklemore being removed from his tour for speaking up for Palestine:
“I am not complicit. […] Just because I choose not to speak publicly, it doesn't mean I don't have [my own opinions], and it doesn't mean I don't care.”
“I am not complicit. […] Just because I choose not to speak publicly, it doesn't mean I don't have [my own opinions], and it doesn't mean I don't care.”
September 15, 2026 at 3:48 PM
more like shape of poo
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singing along to Linkin Park while you wait for your mom to get done in the store
September 14, 2026 at 11:02 PM
singing along to Linkin Park while you wait for your mom to get done in the store
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This is the video that Arch said was “pretty good,” by the way, and that a whole lot of reporters laughed about
September 15, 2026 at 3:45 AM
This is the video that Arch said was “pretty good,” by the way, and that a whole lot of reporters laughed about
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don't scroll too fast out there, kids. you'll miss important fantasy baseball updates and possibly get very confused.
September 15, 2026 at 2:39 AM
don't scroll too fast out there, kids. you'll miss important fantasy baseball updates and possibly get very confused.
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Bo Nix looking rough here
September 15, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Bo Nix looking rough here
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PAYTON (to DAVIS WEBB): Well well well not so easy to make an offense with Bo Nix that doesn't suck shit without 17 weirdo screens to tight ends you've never heard from is it
September 15, 2026 at 2:16 AM
PAYTON (to DAVIS WEBB): Well well well not so easy to make an offense with Bo Nix that doesn't suck shit without 17 weirdo screens to tight ends you've never heard from is it
PAYTON (to DAVIS WEBB): Well well well not so easy to make an offense with Bo Nix that doesn't suck shit without 17 weirdo screens to tight ends you've never heard from is it
September 15, 2026 at 2:16 AM
PAYTON (to DAVIS WEBB): Well well well not so easy to make an offense with Bo Nix that doesn't suck shit without 17 weirdo screens to tight ends you've never heard from is it
Welcome, Riley Moss.
September 15, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Welcome, Riley Moss.
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Kenneth Walker has 35 rush yards over expected tonight, per NFL Next Gen Stats.
He finished the 2025 regular season with 54.
He finished the 2025 regular season with 54.
September 15, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Kenneth Walker has 35 rush yards over expected tonight, per NFL Next Gen Stats.
He finished the 2025 regular season with 54.
He finished the 2025 regular season with 54.
The Chiefs are definitely calling plays like they should have found a new wideout this offseason.
September 15, 2026 at 1:24 AM
The Chiefs are definitely calling plays like they should have found a new wideout this offseason.
The Chiefs have embraced Priest Holmes Ball
September 15, 2026 at 12:25 AM
The Chiefs have embraced Priest Holmes Ball
All years from 2020 on have sort of blended together. Some people say it's about COVID, and that's not wrong, but I specifically think it's just Rashod Bateman Hype.
September 14, 2026 at 7:26 PM
All years from 2020 on have sort of blended together. Some people say it's about COVID, and that's not wrong, but I specifically think it's just Rashod Bateman Hype.
Having learned his lesson from Week 1, Todd Monken will hold a paper towel over his hand as he touches the hot stove again.
Monken: 'Anticipate' Watson starting in Week 2
Monken: 'Anticipate' Watson starting in Week 2
Browns coach Todd Monken said he "anticipates" Deshaun Watson will start for the Browns in Week 2.
dlvr.it
September 14, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Having learned his lesson from Week 1, Todd Monken will hold a paper towel over his hand as he touches the hot stove again.
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The Sunday Aftermath. Breaking down the Chargers' awful afternoon, the Bears' 59-point stunner, the Ravens and Vikings' injury issues and much more
Sunday Aftermath: The Chargers' despair, the Bears' dominance, and much more
Breaking down all of the NFL's biggest Week 1 storylines, including the Chargers' shocking loss and Ladd McConkey's injury.
www.nbcsports.com
September 14, 2026 at 4:55 PM
The Sunday Aftermath. Breaking down the Chargers' awful afternoon, the Bears' 59-point stunner, the Ravens and Vikings' injury issues and much more
Huh, who would have thought the one big social media account on the bad site promoting the worst pariah quarterback in the league's lone touchdown pass (down 34-3) would be Polymarket. Really speaks to the brand.
September 14, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Huh, who would have thought the one big social media account on the bad site promoting the worst pariah quarterback in the league's lone touchdown pass (down 34-3) would be Polymarket. Really speaks to the brand.
Having the Chicago Bears become one of the best offenses in the NFL while being hot ass on defense is almost as disorienting as the Indiana Hoosiers having an undefeated national championship football season. Not quite. But almost.
September 14, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Having the Chicago Bears become one of the best offenses in the NFL while being hot ass on defense is almost as disorienting as the Indiana Hoosiers having an undefeated national championship football season. Not quite. But almost.
It took one (1) game for Robert Saleh to drive a bus over Cam Ward's back.
Cam Ward having five different coordinators over five years in college didn't matter when it came to making him the No. 1 overall pick. But seven coordinators in seven years is a bridge too far. Saleh is already in midseason form.
September 14, 2026 at 3:31 PM
It took one (1) game for Robert Saleh to drive a bus over Cam Ward's back.
Not that any of the Chargers covered themselves in glory yesterday, but after just 17 snaps and four touches, I'd like to invite some emissaries from Big Keaton Mitchell to explain why things will be different.
September 14, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Not that any of the Chargers covered themselves in glory yesterday, but after just 17 snaps and four touches, I'd like to invite some emissaries from Big Keaton Mitchell to explain why things will be different.