Christopher Roberts
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i’m pretty sure social algorithms are just the perfection of chain e-mails.
sure you don’t always message a post link to someone, but you give it attention which automatically does the forwarding part for you.
and y’all, chain e-mails sucked. right?
sure you don’t always message a post link to someone, but you give it attention which automatically does the forwarding part for you.
and y’all, chain e-mails sucked. right?
September 27, 2026 at 4:16 AM
i’m pretty sure social algorithms are just the perfection of chain e-mails.
sure you don’t always message a post link to someone, but you give it attention which automatically does the forwarding part for you.
and y’all, chain e-mails sucked. right?
sure you don’t always message a post link to someone, but you give it attention which automatically does the forwarding part for you.
and y’all, chain e-mails sucked. right?
deconstructing my faith was always sort of fun, but deconstructing myself is unhinged.
August 30, 2026 at 5:53 AM
deconstructing my faith was always sort of fun, but deconstructing myself is unhinged.
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I mean, right?
#Repost pearlmania500
On the day she died, Dolly Parton sent us a reminder that she wasn’t a billionaire.
📚📚📚
(And she CHOSE not to be)
On the day she died, Dolly Parton sent us a reminder that she wasn’t a billionaire.
📚📚📚
(And she CHOSE not to be)
August 26, 2026 at 10:58 AM
I mean, right?
If you see this, we implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
August 26, 2026 at 3:33 AM
If you see this, we implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
i like to think of myself as fairly informed, but for some reason i just realized michele tafoya is the same human i know from the sportsball. 🤯
1) no.
2) R’s really going all in on the popularity contest, particularly sports people?
1) no.
2) R’s really going all in on the popularity contest, particularly sports people?
August 24, 2026 at 8:29 PM
i like to think of myself as fairly informed, but for some reason i just realized michele tafoya is the same human i know from the sportsball. 🤯
1) no.
2) R’s really going all in on the popularity contest, particularly sports people?
1) no.
2) R’s really going all in on the popularity contest, particularly sports people?
did that one philosopher dude ever say that life *was* pointless, or just that it was helpful to think about it that way for his own survival?
July 1, 2026 at 6:54 AM
did that one philosopher dude ever say that life *was* pointless, or just that it was helpful to think about it that way for his own survival?
we had all decided, or been told, that we should work to be our best. instead of all getting healthier together, we blew it. we took a chance on a work ethic and ended up distributing $1 trillion to a space ranger and advertising during “hydration breaks.”
July 1, 2026 at 6:12 AM
we had all decided, or been told, that we should work to be our best. instead of all getting healthier together, we blew it. we took a chance on a work ethic and ended up distributing $1 trillion to a space ranger and advertising during “hydration breaks.”
1) you’re allowed one day. one day more than you should be.
2) you can’t even see them if it isn’t night time! wth are we doing!?
2) you can’t even see them if it isn’t night time! wth are we doing!?
be jealous, the neighbors behind me have started their 4th of July fuck off illegal sky fireworks early.
the fucking sun is still out, it sounds like a war zone.
the fucking sun is still out, it sounds like a war zone.
June 25, 2026 at 3:23 AM
1) you’re allowed one day. one day more than you should be.
2) you can’t even see them if it isn’t night time! wth are we doing!?
2) you can’t even see them if it isn’t night time! wth are we doing!?
had a woman tell me at a gig today that i sound like cat stevens. so, ya know, i’ve pretty much hit my peak.
June 11, 2026 at 2:32 AM
had a woman tell me at a gig today that i sound like cat stevens. so, ya know, i’ve pretty much hit my peak.
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Sometimes you don’t need a clever name or catchy slogan.
May 29, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Sometimes you don’t need a clever name or catchy slogan.
the pink starburst was a stroke of culinary genius.
May 2, 2026 at 4:54 PM
the pink starburst was a stroke of culinary genius.
“paid protesters” and all.
every accusation is a projection.
every accusation is a projection.
So just to check the till:
Works in Nevada
Works in Missouri
But from Arkansas
Sure, Jan.
Works in Nevada
Works in Missouri
But from Arkansas
Sure, Jan.
April 14, 2026 at 3:34 AM
“paid protesters” and all.
every accusation is a projection.
every accusation is a projection.
can’t decide if the impending thunderstorm is actually a thing… or if fellow minnesotans are just losing their minds like when the first snow flies and we all forget how to drive?
April 13, 2026 at 7:42 PM
can’t decide if the impending thunderstorm is actually a thing… or if fellow minnesotans are just losing their minds like when the first snow flies and we all forget how to drive?
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there’s a what now? jeez. this place looks like if @meowwolf.com’s omega mart wasn’t an art exhibit.
March 24, 2026 at 3:14 AM
there’s a what now? jeez. this place looks like if @meowwolf.com’s omega mart wasn’t an art exhibit.
fuck parkinson’s.
i’m sorry, but why is shrinking so good??
i’m sorry, but why is shrinking so good??
March 17, 2026 at 3:21 AM
fuck parkinson’s.
i’m sorry, but why is shrinking so good??
i’m sorry, but why is shrinking so good??
parenting? trying hard to raise myself.
and in addition to learning how to be a more reliable partner, i do my best to help care for some lovely animals.
🧵/ however many animals i can think of because animals.
and in addition to learning how to be a more reliable partner, i do my best to help care for some lovely animals.
🧵/ however many animals i can think of because animals.
February 24, 2026 at 5:44 AM
parenting? trying hard to raise myself.
and in addition to learning how to be a more reliable partner, i do my best to help care for some lovely animals.
🧵/ however many animals i can think of because animals.
and in addition to learning how to be a more reliable partner, i do my best to help care for some lovely animals.
🧵/ however many animals i can think of because animals.
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It ain’t over til Minnesota has ICE’s battle flag
February 12, 2026 at 2:18 PM
It ain’t over til Minnesota has ICE’s battle flag
this alt halftime thing is apparently throwing some wild shade at bad bunny for speaking against ice,
but they picked the guy who sang “young ladies, i like ‘em underage” as their headliner of choice for “[entire families]” of folks “who love america?”
what a wild timeline.
but they picked the guy who sang “young ladies, i like ‘em underage” as their headliner of choice for “[entire families]” of folks “who love america?”
what a wild timeline.
Turning Point USA 'All American Halftime Show' for Super Bowl. Who's singing
Turning Point USA is offering an alternative "All American Halftime Show" during Super Bowl 60.
www.usatoday.com
February 5, 2026 at 5:31 AM
this alt halftime thing is apparently throwing some wild shade at bad bunny for speaking against ice,
but they picked the guy who sang “young ladies, i like ‘em underage” as their headliner of choice for “[entire families]” of folks “who love america?”
what a wild timeline.
but they picked the guy who sang “young ladies, i like ‘em underage” as their headliner of choice for “[entire families]” of folks “who love america?”
what a wild timeline.
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twin cities drum collective protest against ICE on nicollet mall in downtown minneapolis. drummer in front of the mary tyler moore statue has a trans rights flag and the other drums say “PRINCE WOULD BE PISSED” and “ICE OUT”
February 2, 2026 at 9:47 PM
twin cities drum collective protest against ICE on nicollet mall in downtown minneapolis. drummer in front of the mary tyler moore statue has a trans rights flag and the other drums say “PRINCE WOULD BE PISSED” and “ICE OUT”
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I have never loved Minneapolis more than I do in this moment.
brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis
January 27, 2026 at 3:23 AM
I have never loved Minneapolis more than I do in this moment.
this thread is exactly the best of what i have experienced living in minnesota. somehow i believe we’re built for this moment.
I came to Minneapolis to report on what's going on, and one of the main questions I showed up with is "just what is the scale of the resistance?" After all, we're all used to the news calling Portland a "war zone" or whatever when it's just some protests in one part of town.
January 22, 2026 at 5:57 AM
this thread is exactly the best of what i have experienced living in minnesota. somehow i believe we’re built for this moment.
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The basketball moms are organizing
The dorky pastors are organizing
The preschool parents are organizing
The dive bar regulars are organizing
The book clubs are organizing
The taekwando dojongs are organizing
The uncles group chat is organizing
The dorky pastors are organizing
The preschool parents are organizing
The dive bar regulars are organizing
The book clubs are organizing
The taekwando dojongs are organizing
The uncles group chat is organizing
January 22, 2026 at 5:31 AM
The basketball moms are organizing
The dorky pastors are organizing
The preschool parents are organizing
The dive bar regulars are organizing
The book clubs are organizing
The taekwando dojongs are organizing
The uncles group chat is organizing
The dorky pastors are organizing
The preschool parents are organizing
The dive bar regulars are organizing
The book clubs are organizing
The taekwando dojongs are organizing
The uncles group chat is organizing
friend: you have a schitt’s creek meme for everything, don’t you?
me:
me:
January 20, 2026 at 3:23 AM
friend: you have a schitt’s creek meme for everything, don’t you?
me:
me:
this majestic friend visited our backyard this evening. we’ve heard them, but never seen them here!
December 31, 2025 at 4:56 AM
this majestic friend visited our backyard this evening. we’ve heard them, but never seen them here!