Rp2D2
@rp2d2.bsky.social
Wine lover, Event goddess, Disney fanatic, Texan in my soul, and College Football devotee. Trust me, I’m not worth a follow.
Canes & SMU - ACC powerhouses
Sommelier and Certified BBQ Judge
Canes & SMU - ACC powerhouses
Sommelier and Certified BBQ Judge
Matteer what are you doing?!
September 26, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Matteer what are you doing?!
Tennessee.
Confused White Cat Asks Why
ALT: Confused White Cat Asks Why
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September 26, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Tennessee.
That face mask was a GIFT! Tenn needs to use it
September 26, 2026 at 7:46 PM
That face mask was a GIFT! Tenn needs to use it
Blocked punt and Wake beats Louisville!!!
September 26, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Blocked punt and Wake beats Louisville!!!
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Wake Forest-Louisville shaping up to be a banger.
September 26, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Wake Forest-Louisville shaping up to be a banger.
Why would I want to put a cop show in my quad box?!
September 26, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Why would I want to put a cop show in my quad box?!
Arch patented Arm Punt
September 26, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Arch patented Arm Punt
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Oh no, Kirk has to stop talking; that’s a shame dot gif
September 26, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Oh no, Kirk has to stop talking; that’s a shame dot gif
Oh our dipshit-in-chief is why Miami lost the natty? I’m even more pissed now.
September 26, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Oh our dipshit-in-chief is why Miami lost the natty? I’m even more pissed now.
Okay besties, let’s start another football Saturday
Can check!!
Can check!!
September 26, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Okay besties, let’s start another football Saturday
Can check!!
Can check!!
I’m going to refer to every matchup that I hate both teams as Gout vs Syphilis.
September 26, 2026 at 3:50 PM
I’m going to refer to every matchup that I hate both teams as Gout vs Syphilis.
The orange man is going to the orange game?
Ah, the “protect sports act”. Gross.
Ah, the “protect sports act”. Gross.
September 26, 2026 at 3:26 PM
The orange man is going to the orange game?
Ah, the “protect sports act”. Gross.
Ah, the “protect sports act”. Gross.
Water (optional)
September 26, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Water (optional)
Okay this one was pretty funny
September 26, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Okay this one was pretty funny
I can’t be the only one that hears Siri call them Misery State right?
September 25, 2026 at 9:20 PM
I can’t be the only one that hears Siri call them Misery State right?
“Working” from the patio of the wine bar a block from my house because the weather is gorgeous!!
My assistants are less than productive
My assistants are less than productive
September 25, 2026 at 7:06 PM
“Working” from the patio of the wine bar a block from my house because the weather is gorgeous!!
My assistants are less than productive
My assistants are less than productive
Okay these student driver signs have gotten out of control.
September 25, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Okay these student driver signs have gotten out of control.
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“The goal of this meeting is to have even more meetings” sounds like my fuckin office job.
BAIER: For this meeting with President Xi, would could the president potentially walk away tangibly with?
BESSENT: There's a chance there may have a historic four meetings this year
BESSENT: There's a chance there may have a historic four meetings this year
September 23, 2026 at 11:01 PM
“The goal of this meeting is to have even more meetings” sounds like my fuckin office job.
Have a new favorite catchphrase: Weaponized Incompetence
September 22, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Have a new favorite catchphrase: Weaponized Incompetence
Okay, best post of the day has been made. Go ahead and shut it down folks. We will open it back up tomorrow.
❌ café au lait
✅ café poulet
✅ café poulet
September 22, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Okay, best post of the day has been made. Go ahead and shut it down folks. We will open it back up tomorrow.
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IT IS TIME.
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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
For the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads.
buff.ly
September 22, 2026 at 12:45 PM
IT IS TIME.
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Straight to hell with the 9am conference call ppl
September 22, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Straight to hell with the 9am conference call ppl
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Ah, the autumnal equinox. Light and darkness held briefly in balance. Summer recedes, shadows lengthen, and we turn inward to contemplate the passage of time and our oneness with nature.
Also, ROGUE RIVER BLUE IS BACK, BABY! [air horn]
Also, ROGUE RIVER BLUE IS BACK, BABY! [air horn]
September 22, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Ah, the autumnal equinox. Light and darkness held briefly in balance. Summer recedes, shadows lengthen, and we turn inward to contemplate the passage of time and our oneness with nature.
Also, ROGUE RIVER BLUE IS BACK, BABY! [air horn]
Also, ROGUE RIVER BLUE IS BACK, BABY! [air horn]
Crowd sourcing Halloween costume ideas. It’s just me and the puppies. Go!
September 21, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Crowd sourcing Halloween costume ideas. It’s just me and the puppies. Go!
Fun fact: the first FIVE times I rode Guardians of the Galaxy, I got the song “September”. That is beyond a statistical anomaly.
September 21, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Fun fact: the first FIVE times I rode Guardians of the Galaxy, I got the song “September”. That is beyond a statistical anomaly.