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my mom says i’m handsome. you’re probably gonna see my dogs a lot. kansas jayhawks. kansas city: chiefs, current, royals, sporting. don’t forget to add alt text.

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Have you met Alice?
Temwa’s gotta get the Ballon d’Or
October 4, 2026 at 12:25 AM
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October 3, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Trump posted Tom Cotton's personal cellphone number???
October 3, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Idk what people mean when they don't understand this man, he is merely a kinetic weather sculpture
Country singer Zach Bryan wore a “Free Palestine” shirt at his Gillette Stadium show in Massachusetts.
October 3, 2026 at 4:02 AM
I ain't get no checks and I was promised $2000, $5000, etc. checks
Trump: My Administration will, immediately, begin sending 'Checks' of nearly $100 to over 20 MILLION wonderful Seniors to help pay for their Medicare Part B premium ... This money will come from the Medicare Improvement Fund, a pointless 'Slush Fund' that has only been used by Dumocrats ... "
October 3, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Uh oh. My dad just discovered Danny Carey and Tool. Lmao
October 3, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Happy Red Friday, y'all.
October 3, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Just wish I did often have to drink it alone. Guess I’ve got a New Year’s resolution
Man, I enjoy drinking good wine
October 3, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Man, I enjoy drinking good wine
October 3, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Has anyone proposed an Event Horizon tv show?
October 3, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Think I'm just gonna put up my Christmas decorations this weekend
October 2, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Well it is kind of fun to watch these teams fuck each other up
October 2, 2026 at 2:31 AM
No, this pretty much sums up most days nowadays.
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
October 2, 2026 at 2:19 AM
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Trump campaigns for Ken Paxton in Texas: "He can be a pain in the ass sometimes, I'll be honest. Is he here, by the way? Oh, there he is. I didn't even know if he was here! I don't care."
October 1, 2026 at 9:54 PM
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Wemby is something else, man
October 1, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Uh oh... Browns???
October 2, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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Rodgers: "WHAT THE F***! CALL IT!"
McCarthy: "F***in' a$$hole"
October 2, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Do I need to invest in bonds
October 2, 2026 at 12:07 AM
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Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
September 29, 2026 at 8:13 PM
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Gobsmacked by the elite levels of not knowing ball in the Senate today, thinking an NBA team is called the Hawkeyes then, refusing to Google it, then accusing a guy of treason because you didn’t know the Iowa Lady Hawkeyes aren’t in the NBA. Somehow I don’t trust these people to Save Girls Sports.
September 29, 2026 at 7:17 PM
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September 29, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Kinda crazy to see "Diesel Sold Out" signs, even temporarily, at gas stations near major shipping/trucking areas here in KC.
September 29, 2026 at 6:53 PM
*takes a long drag from half-smoked cig while standing under an umbrella in a cold autumn rain* Ricky Stanzi… now that’s a name I’ve not heard in a long time.
Some names from Case Keenum’s recruiting class:

Percy Harvin, Myron Rolle, Mitch Mustain, DeMarco Murray, Tim Tebow, Jake Locker, Knowshon Moreno, Ricky Stanzi, Todd Reesing
Case Keenum was throwing to Donnie Avery in college, this rules
September 29, 2026 at 3:15 AM
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Caleb Williams looks like the Unabomber sketch
September 29, 2026 at 12:24 AM