Sarah C Mueller
@sarahcmueller.bsky.social
Available for your strangest and most complicated genre TV projects.
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Contact – Sarah C. Mueller
sarahcmueller.com
I’m Sarah C! I’m a produced TV screenwriter with 10+ years of experience in rooms such as 12 Monkeys and Strange Angel and on productions such as the Emmy-winning Shogun!
My favorite genres are:
girls with swords
magic, but it doesn’t work
misanthropes with hope
monsters, horny
Hire me!
My favorite genres are:
girls with swords
magic, but it doesn’t work
misanthropes with hope
monsters, horny
Hire me!
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me, age 20: Oh, Mrs. Bennett, your 'nerves'. Sooo annoying. 🙄
me, age 48, in perimenopause: This woman has 5 DAUGHTERS and NO MONEY and a husband WHO WON'T WORK and spends all his time SMIRKING IN A LAY-Z BOY, staring at PIG BALLS and at any moment the whole family will be HOMELESS.
me, age 48, in perimenopause: This woman has 5 DAUGHTERS and NO MONEY and a husband WHO WON'T WORK and spends all his time SMIRKING IN A LAY-Z BOY, staring at PIG BALLS and at any moment the whole family will be HOMELESS.
October 5, 2026 at 1:26 PM
me, age 20: Oh, Mrs. Bennett, your 'nerves'. Sooo annoying. 🙄
me, age 48, in perimenopause: This woman has 5 DAUGHTERS and NO MONEY and a husband WHO WON'T WORK and spends all his time SMIRKING IN A LAY-Z BOY, staring at PIG BALLS and at any moment the whole family will be HOMELESS.
me, age 48, in perimenopause: This woman has 5 DAUGHTERS and NO MONEY and a husband WHO WON'T WORK and spends all his time SMIRKING IN A LAY-Z BOY, staring at PIG BALLS and at any moment the whole family will be HOMELESS.
Started running again. Very annoyingly, not only am I 30 or 40 years old now, but the exact same pilates workout video I used to do in my 20s to support my running is still difficult, relevant, dorky and effective.
October 4, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Started running again. Very annoyingly, not only am I 30 or 40 years old now, but the exact same pilates workout video I used to do in my 20s to support my running is still difficult, relevant, dorky and effective.
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ALERTE: PUMPKIN WOLFE
It's officially pumpkin season, which happens to be a special treat for our ambassador wolves this time of year! 🎃🐺
Although wolves are classified as carnivores, they can sometimes have an omnivorous diet. Along with meat and eggs, wolves may also enjoy fruits like pumpkins. #wolffact
Although wolves are classified as carnivores, they can sometimes have an omnivorous diet. Along with meat and eggs, wolves may also enjoy fruits like pumpkins. #wolffact
October 4, 2026 at 5:28 AM
ALERTE: PUMPKIN WOLFE
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I checked again today. I have been purged in Alabama before. Everyone check!
When I checked this week, my registration was gone.
Durham County, NC voter in good standing for many years, and I was no longer a registered voter.
Durham County, NC voter in good standing for many years, and I was no longer a registered voter.
Voter registration deadlines are SUNDAY in Alaska, Rhode Island, South Carolina.
And MONDAY in: Arizona, Arkansas Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Mississippi, Ohio, Tennessee, and *Texas*.
If you live in these states, verify your registration now, literally.
And MONDAY in: Arizona, Arkansas Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Mississippi, Ohio, Tennessee, and *Texas*.
If you live in these states, verify your registration now, literally.
October 4, 2026 at 12:07 AM
I checked again today. I have been purged in Alabama before. Everyone check!
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Finally, some news that feels good to share.
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
September 30, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Finally, some news that feels good to share.
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Meet Backpack, your 2026 Fat Bear Week champion.
Backpack is 20 years old, weighs about 1,000 pounds and got his nickname because, as a cub, he loved riding on his mom's back across the Brooks River.
Backpack is 20 years old, weighs about 1,000 pounds and got his nickname because, as a cub, he loved riding on his mom's back across the Brooks River.
Meet Backpack, Fat Bear Week’s chunky champ
Backpack went from hitching a ride on his mom’s back to cross the Brooks River to winning the hearts of fat bear fans around the world.
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September 30, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Meet Backpack, your 2026 Fat Bear Week champion.
Backpack is 20 years old, weighs about 1,000 pounds and got his nickname because, as a cub, he loved riding on his mom's back across the Brooks River.
Backpack is 20 years old, weighs about 1,000 pounds and got his nickname because, as a cub, he loved riding on his mom's back across the Brooks River.
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Early voting has started in some states!
Vote as early as you can. In person, if you can.
Be as obnoxious as possible about spreading this message. Get everyone you know to the polls. Be That Friend but for voting.
Vote as early as you can. In person, if you can.
Be as obnoxious as possible about spreading this message. Get everyone you know to the polls. Be That Friend but for voting.
Register to vote in your state | Vote.gov
Find the information you need to make registration and voting easy. Official voter registration website of the United States government.
vote.gov
September 21, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Early voting has started in some states!
Vote as early as you can. In person, if you can.
Be as obnoxious as possible about spreading this message. Get everyone you know to the polls. Be That Friend but for voting.
Vote as early as you can. In person, if you can.
Be as obnoxious as possible about spreading this message. Get everyone you know to the polls. Be That Friend but for voting.
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**Lights Out Alert Sunday & Monday Nights**
Birdcast is estimating 300-400 million birds will be in flight.
Birdcast is estimating 300-400 million birds will be in flight.
September 20, 2026 at 4:24 PM
**Lights Out Alert Sunday & Monday Nights**
Birdcast is estimating 300-400 million birds will be in flight.
Birdcast is estimating 300-400 million birds will be in flight.
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Holy smokes I fuckin' did it. As promised, I hard launched before Yom Kippur, with hours to spare!
I am going to take a nap.
I am going to take a nap.
Allow Me To Reintroduce Myself
Look at me. I’m the publisher now.
www.soraya.press
September 20, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Holy smokes I fuckin' did it. As promised, I hard launched before Yom Kippur, with hours to spare!
I am going to take a nap.
I am going to take a nap.
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Not really sure where a bunch of liberals got the idea that they can’t win without throwing trans people in the garbage, but they’re stupid and cruel and wrong. If you want a human sacrifice so damned bad put gavin newsom in the wicker man
September 20, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Not really sure where a bunch of liberals got the idea that they can’t win without throwing trans people in the garbage, but they’re stupid and cruel and wrong. If you want a human sacrifice so damned bad put gavin newsom in the wicker man
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[blasting unholy light into my retinas from the doom ingot past midnight] i can't wait to go to bed
September 20, 2026 at 4:26 AM
[blasting unholy light into my retinas from the doom ingot past midnight] i can't wait to go to bed
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Okay, HUGE NEWS from Uggi.
Presented to you in a picture thread.
Presented to you in a picture thread.
September 18, 2026 at 10:25 AM
Okay, HUGE NEWS from Uggi.
Presented to you in a picture thread.
Presented to you in a picture thread.
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I always love this one too
![professor x: whats your superpower
ostrich: ilay big egg
professor x [telepathically to x-men]: i
can save us money on breakfast
ostrich [telepathically]: egg no for sale](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:x4q2rqp427wt3cf6bbrwhduo/bafkreibf4drgjn6u7xnn6fqv5hijwa6ztwrifvk2rm3gmzqnc6kdebkvzy)
September 18, 2026 at 4:43 PM
I always love this one too
I accidentally started reading the Dramione fanfic doorstop of a novel and was like “uhh this seems… grim and problematic” so I read some reviews and THANK GOD because now I can stop reading IMMEDIATELY.
September 16, 2026 at 2:59 PM
I accidentally started reading the Dramione fanfic doorstop of a novel and was like “uhh this seems… grim and problematic” so I read some reviews and THANK GOD because now I can stop reading IMMEDIATELY.
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Listen, the kid is right, but we also gotta talk about how this kid has the greatest name in the history of names.
September 14, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Listen, the kid is right, but we also gotta talk about how this kid has the greatest name in the history of names.
This is a cute video with an important message: submit a public comment about keeping the Roadless Rule in place, which protects our national forests!
Link in video description.
youtu.be/swlPatJw8m8?...
Link in video description.
youtu.be/swlPatJw8m8?...
It's Time to Save America's Most Important Land
YouTube video by Make Thing With Hand
youtu.be
September 14, 2026 at 4:00 AM
This is a cute video with an important message: submit a public comment about keeping the Roadless Rule in place, which protects our national forests!
Link in video description.
youtu.be/swlPatJw8m8?...
Link in video description.
youtu.be/swlPatJw8m8?...
I am such a beer nerd that I have just bought out *all* of the stock of my favorite obscure craft beer from behind the bar of the hotel where I am staying.
September 14, 2026 at 2:18 AM
I am such a beer nerd that I have just bought out *all* of the stock of my favorite obscure craft beer from behind the bar of the hotel where I am staying.
I need you to know that the state of our economy is such that a fairly shitty hotel in Bismarck, ND tonight costs approximately $350.
September 12, 2026 at 1:43 AM
I need you to know that the state of our economy is such that a fairly shitty hotel in Bismarck, ND tonight costs approximately $350.
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(me strangling my own pain like it's a cartoon character who is annoying me) turn into art you piece of shit
September 8, 2026 at 6:55 AM
(me strangling my own pain like it's a cartoon character who is annoying me) turn into art you piece of shit
Vancouver, why are you so LOUD?
September 6, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Vancouver, why are you so LOUD?
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It is early at this smallish airport. No one is in a hurry and there is coffee. I am 2 hours early for my flight, as god intended. I spent more time chatting up the check in agents than in security. There is nothing to do except relax before the plane boards. Time to get some #writing done.
September 2, 2026 at 9:40 AM
It is early at this smallish airport. No one is in a hurry and there is coffee. I am 2 hours early for my flight, as god intended. I spent more time chatting up the check in agents than in security. There is nothing to do except relax before the plane boards. Time to get some #writing done.
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i've been laughing for ten minutes
September 1, 2026 at 4:10 AM
i've been laughing for ten minutes
Fine, I will take the trash out, but I will not be happy about it and I will of course also forget to throw out something very important that is rotting in my fridge.
August 30, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Fine, I will take the trash out, but I will not be happy about it and I will of course also forget to throw out something very important that is rotting in my fridge.
My dog walker, who over the years has grown into a fully fledged doggie daycare, has finally added a pet psychic to his roster. This is it. The LA dream come true (for him).
August 24, 2026 at 1:26 AM
My dog walker, who over the years has grown into a fully fledged doggie daycare, has finally added a pet psychic to his roster. This is it. The LA dream come true (for him).