Sean Keane
@seankeane.bsky.social
Standup comedy, sports writing, posts about historical figures being dirtbags. Roundball Rock is the podcast.
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ngl, there’s something a little extra satisfying about this Rams loss. Granted I’m a Seahawks fan but seeing people who are very clearly being too clever by half get publicly destroyed really does hit.
September 11, 2026 at 3:31 AM
ngl, there’s something a little extra satisfying about this Rams loss. Granted I’m a Seahawks fan but seeing people who are very clearly being too clever by half get publicly destroyed really does hit.
As a Warriors fan, it was so reassuring that someone named Dre’Mont had caused a devastating injury and it didn’t reflect on my team at all.
September 10, 2026 at 6:55 AM
As a Warriors fan, it was so reassuring that someone named Dre’Mont had caused a devastating injury and it didn’t reflect on my team at all.
In my third year of marriage and still setting the thermometer to 69 every time.
September 5, 2026 at 1:42 AM
In my third year of marriage and still setting the thermometer to 69 every time.
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Jordan Southerland won the dunk of the contest by combining a 6 foot high jump with a dunk 🤯
August 26, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Jordan Southerland won the dunk of the contest by combining a 6 foot high jump with a dunk 🤯
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The Patty Barrels revenge game, as told by @seankeane.bsky.social
Patrick Bailey got revenge on a Giants team that couldn’t catch the ball in a 5-2 loss
SF Giants can’t catch, hit in 5-2 loss to Cleveland Guardians
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August 20, 2026 at 9:59 PM
The Patty Barrels revenge game, as told by @seankeane.bsky.social
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this news was made for this season ... and for @seankeane.bsky.social to write about it
Harrison Bader’s scooter troubles are latest SF Giants disaster
Harrison Bader’s second career scooter accident leaves injury recovery uncertain
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July 29, 2026 at 4:11 AM
this news was made for this season ... and for @seankeane.bsky.social to write about it
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“It’s just hard to believe that this was the Warriors’ master plan the whole time and that there were no opportunities better than waiting on LeBron James for four weeks.”
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Doomed pursuit of LeBron James finally ends for Golden State Warriors
Warriors strike out again on trying to acquire LeBron James
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July 25, 2026 at 5:45 PM
“It’s just hard to believe that this was the Warriors’ master plan the whole time and that there were no opportunities better than waiting on LeBron James for four weeks.”
www.goldenstateofmind.com/warriors-fre...
www.goldenstateofmind.com/warriors-fre...
I wrote about Tony Vitello and paid tribute to some of the angriest, meanest, and most argumentative rookie managers in baseball history. Tony V. has a long way to go.
many things to work on for the Giants down the stretch of a lost season. @seankeane.bsky.social with one of the more important ones
Giants’ Tony Vitello not getting his money’s worth on ejections
SF Giants manager’s third ejection of season needed improvement
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July 24, 2026 at 11:23 PM
I wrote about Tony Vitello and paid tribute to some of the angriest, meanest, and most argumentative rookie managers in baseball history. Tony V. has a long way to go.
I wrote about how for years, the Golden State Warriors have ignored the signals that LeBron James just isn't that into them.
www.goldenstateofmind.com/warriors-fre...
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Doomed pursuit of LeBron James finally ends for Golden State Warriors
Warriors strike out again on trying to acquire LeBron James
www.goldenstateofmind.com
July 24, 2026 at 7:49 PM
I wrote about how for years, the Golden State Warriors have ignored the signals that LeBron James just isn't that into them.
www.goldenstateofmind.com/warriors-fre...
www.goldenstateofmind.com/warriors-fre...
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Is it worth watching the Giants? No, probably not. So here are some other things to watch, from @seankeane.bsky.social
Cincinnati Reds have strikeout legend in Eugenio Suarez
Eugenio Suarez continues to climb all-time strikeouts list
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July 21, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Is it worth watching the Giants? No, probably not. So here are some other things to watch, from @seankeane.bsky.social
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bad game, good @seankeane.bsky.social recap
Royals answer SF Giants 9th inning comeback with walk-off bunt
Squeeze bunt sinks Giants in bottom of the 9th against Kansas City Royals
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July 21, 2026 at 5:34 AM
bad game, good @seankeane.bsky.social recap
Does Yamal bathe Messi on the pitch before or after the trophy presentation?
July 19, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Does Yamal bathe Messi on the pitch before or after the trophy presentation?
ACAB includes World Cup referees.
July 19, 2026 at 9:59 PM
ACAB includes World Cup referees.
I thought Wojo coaching the Utah Jazz was the whitest possible NBA development until he literally started slapping the floor.
Technical foul on Utah coach Steve Wojciechowski for slapping the floor
July 14, 2026 at 6:11 AM
I thought Wojo coaching the Utah Jazz was the whitest possible NBA development until he literally started slapping the floor.
Both coaches in England-Norway look like they’d have real problems with Indiana Jones.
July 11, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Both coaches in England-Norway look like they’d have real problems with Indiana Jones.
They just subbed in two more Caucasians. We are witnessing history.
OKC Thunder putting out an all-white lineup to start Summer League, unprecedented stuff.
July 11, 2026 at 2:33 AM
They just subbed in two more Caucasians. We are witnessing history.
OKC Thunder putting out an all-white lineup to start Summer League, unprecedented stuff.
July 11, 2026 at 2:25 AM
OKC Thunder putting out an all-white lineup to start Summer League, unprecedented stuff.
I am fairly sure I was the only fan at Summer League reading Belle Burden’s “Strangers” during timeouts.
July 10, 2026 at 10:40 PM
I am fairly sure I was the only fan at Summer League reading Belle Burden’s “Strangers” during timeouts.
He could have killed him. That’s pure out of control rage and violence, Bam Adebayo.
July 10, 2026 at 10:34 PM
He could have killed him. That’s pure out of control rage and violence, Bam Adebayo.
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had an Algerian Uber driver yesterday, asked him who he liked in the match, he said "well, the French killed my grandfather, but I really don't like Moroccans."
July 10, 2026 at 9:01 PM
had an Algerian Uber driver yesterday, asked him who he liked in the match, he said "well, the French killed my grandfather, but I really don't like Moroccans."
Felt terrible for the kid I was sitting behind at Summer League, who was wearing a very nice Walter Clayton, Jr. Utah Jazz jersey. That’s gonna kill at Coachella in 20 years, buddy!
July 10, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Felt terrible for the kid I was sitting behind at Summer League, who was wearing a very nice Walter Clayton, Jr. Utah Jazz jersey. That’s gonna kill at Coachella in 20 years, buddy!
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Not saying that game was stolen from Egypt but it is now on display at museum in London.
July 7, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Not saying that game was stolen from Egypt but it is now on display at museum in London.
VAR is the AI of soccer
July 7, 2026 at 7:34 PM
VAR is the AI of soccer