Sequel to the Internet
@sequel2internet.bsky.social
The internet is great! But isn’t it time for a sequel? Let’s build the internet 2 together! Looking for investors and ideas for what features to include.
The Sequel to the Internet is partnering with Hulu to produce 30 original Christian Halloween Romance movies. The 30 pitches are due tomorrow. Please drop any ideas below.
October 2, 2026 at 1:24 AM
The Sequel to the Internet is partnering with Hulu to produce 30 original Christian Halloween Romance movies. The 30 pitches are due tomorrow. Please drop any ideas below.
The board has stripped some of my powers, but only temporarily. I have to ask interns when I can take vacay. Also, the executive panini grill can only be set to "low" because the handle is broken. Melty cheese? Just barely😞
October 1, 2026 at 1:04 AM
The board has stripped some of my powers, but only temporarily. I have to ask interns when I can take vacay. Also, the executive panini grill can only be set to "low" because the handle is broken. Melty cheese? Just barely😞
We had our AI simulate the wildcard round of the MLB in 8 seconds. It was still boring. We are working on speeding up the games
September 30, 2026 at 1:46 AM
We had our AI simulate the wildcard round of the MLB in 8 seconds. It was still boring. We are working on speeding up the games
With the Internet2’s commitment to providing real time Beyblade statistics, here are some numbers. Knockouts: 22 Instakills: 4 Lubricant DQs: 7
September 29, 2026 at 1:43 AM
With the Internet2’s commitment to providing real time Beyblade statistics, here are some numbers. Knockouts: 22 Instakills: 4 Lubricant DQs: 7
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Would you take points off the board if it meant you had a chance to do something incredible?
September 29, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Would you take points off the board if it meant you had a chance to do something incredible?
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Forever fighting the urge to say, "and then some," when the cashier asks if I found everything okay
September 28, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Forever fighting the urge to say, "and then some," when the cashier asks if I found everything okay
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I’m out of AI tokens, so I’ll just have to describe this one: An Orca with biceps fighting a giraffe.
September 28, 2026 at 1:07 AM
I’m out of AI tokens, so I’ll just have to describe this one: An Orca with biceps fighting a giraffe.
We are providing realtime stats and data for Beyblade.
September 28, 2026 at 1:48 AM
We are providing realtime stats and data for Beyblade.
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Why did we ever use dillweed as an insult. Dillweed is fuckin’ delightful.
Don’t call me dillweed (pejorative)
Call me dillweed (complimentary)
Don’t call me dillweed (pejorative)
Call me dillweed (complimentary)
September 26, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Why did we ever use dillweed as an insult. Dillweed is fuckin’ delightful.
Don’t call me dillweed (pejorative)
Call me dillweed (complimentary)
Don’t call me dillweed (pejorative)
Call me dillweed (complimentary)
Our Internet 2 comes with a massive database of MP3s ready to download lightning fast. Mostly Nelly Furtado, but adding more every month.
September 27, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Our Internet 2 comes with a massive database of MP3s ready to download lightning fast. Mostly Nelly Furtado, but adding more every month.
Our sequel to the internet is currently running on three TurboGrafx-16 consoles. We are waiting on funding to add a cd-rom attachment to double our processing capacity. That should allow users to utilize all 36 letters and one crude emoji in emails.
September 26, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Our sequel to the internet is currently running on three TurboGrafx-16 consoles. We are waiting on funding to add a cd-rom attachment to double our processing capacity. That should allow users to utilize all 36 letters and one crude emoji in emails.
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if your skeleton was made of hard candy, chances are you'd probably not even know about it.
September 24, 2026 at 9:08 PM
if your skeleton was made of hard candy, chances are you'd probably not even know about it.
Proud that our Internet 2 is sponsoring the halftime show for this year’s Curling Regionals. Hologram Conway Twitty performing. (We will not be providing the internet service for the event 🫤)
September 25, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Proud that our Internet 2 is sponsoring the halftime show for this year’s Curling Regionals. Hologram Conway Twitty performing. (We will not be providing the internet service for the event 🫤)
Our AI was used to age Tom Cruise for his new movie. It took 16 bits of processing power and some flour for his hair.
September 24, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Our AI was used to age Tom Cruise for his new movie. It took 16 bits of processing power and some flour for his hair.
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My favorite time of year Croc's and socks time.
September 22, 2026 at 10:27 PM
My favorite time of year Croc's and socks time.
Our Internet 2 gives you so much speed and storage. You could download every sound wav file that exists. We’re talking every noise your dog makes, both awake and asleep.
September 23, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Our Internet 2 gives you so much speed and storage. You could download every sound wav file that exists. We’re talking every noise your dog makes, both awake and asleep.
Our lightning fast Internet 2 is powering the automatic mustard dispensers at So-Fi stadium tonight! They have synchronized…and…oh god…they are a sentient now and we cannot guarantee the serving size they will dispense. Also, please proceed to stadium bunkers.
September 22, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Our lightning fast Internet 2 is powering the automatic mustard dispensers at So-Fi stadium tonight! They have synchronized…and…oh god…they are a sentient now and we cannot guarantee the serving size they will dispense. Also, please proceed to stadium bunkers.
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Hang on. Receiving vital health information from my smart nose ring. Heart rate. Nose stress. Nose temperature.
September 21, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Hang on. Receiving vital health information from my smart nose ring. Heart rate. Nose stress. Nose temperature.
Our Sequel to the Internet is providing the wi-fi for the corndog truck at tonight’s Chiefs SNF game.🤩 …And we are aware of the credit card issues and are working on it. We are also aware of e-order discrepancies that left some with blue cheese sauce instead of honey mustard.
September 21, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Our Sequel to the Internet is providing the wi-fi for the corndog truck at tonight’s Chiefs SNF game.🤩 …And we are aware of the credit card issues and are working on it. We are also aware of e-order discrepancies that left some with blue cheese sauce instead of honey mustard.
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The Sometimes-Ending Story
September 20, 2026 at 10:29 AM
The Sometimes-Ending Story
We love the idiots who still call travel agents to book trips. Just use our lightning fast internet 2 to email them dummy.
September 20, 2026 at 1:29 AM
We love the idiots who still call travel agents to book trips. Just use our lightning fast internet 2 to email them dummy.
Our smart glasses have blackout mode. You won’t be able to see anything. Except for a tiny crawl of world headlines across the bottom of the lenses…..and some limited targeted ads.
September 19, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Our smart glasses have blackout mode. You won’t be able to see anything. Except for a tiny crawl of world headlines across the bottom of the lenses…..and some limited targeted ads.
Proud to partner with NASA. They are currently using our Internet 2 to calculate vending machine profits in their Irvine offices. Also instrumental in helping them reach Greenland by 2035.
September 18, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Proud to partner with NASA. They are currently using our Internet 2 to calculate vending machine profits in their Irvine offices. Also instrumental in helping them reach Greenland by 2035.
Our Internet2 is wildly successful and we may even expand. Unrelated, we also sell used clothing. Please send us your undergarment sizes and we will ship you a barrel of garments.
September 17, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Our Internet2 is wildly successful and we may even expand. Unrelated, we also sell used clothing. Please send us your undergarment sizes and we will ship you a barrel of garments.
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"There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's"
Me: *chewing wrapped package and chasing it down with warm grapefruit juice* Challenge accepted.
Me: *chewing wrapped package and chasing it down with warm grapefruit juice* Challenge accepted.
September 15, 2026 at 9:17 PM
"There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's"
Me: *chewing wrapped package and chasing it down with warm grapefruit juice* Challenge accepted.
Me: *chewing wrapped package and chasing it down with warm grapefruit juice* Challenge accepted.