Tim (goblin skeleton)
@sgtmongoose.bsky.social
In 1984, scientists working at Harvard University created a man who had no chance of making it in this world. Hence, Tim.
Self-hating theater kid and gnostic heresiarch
Posts 80% about card games even though I am an adult man
Self-hating theater kid and gnostic heresiarch
Posts 80% about card games even though I am an adult man
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soon you will be able to use multiple slurp juices on a single Magic: the Gathering card
This is great news, from a "grown men punching each other in a Target parking lot" perspective
Changes are coming to Collector and Play boosters starting with Nauctis: The Sunken Realm next year.
Learn about what's coming on DailyMTG: magic.wizards.com/en/news/anno...
Learn about what's coming on DailyMTG: magic.wizards.com/en/news/anno...
October 5, 2026 at 4:27 PM
This is great news, from a "grown men punching each other in a Target parking lot" perspective
4-0 at my #StarWarsUnlimited Homeworlds prerelease with Tarfful. Turns out when you have 8 sentinels in your deck it's hard for OP to hit your base.
October 3, 2026 at 10:22 PM
4-0 at my #StarWarsUnlimited Homeworlds prerelease with Tarfful. Turns out when you have 8 sentinels in your deck it's hard for OP to hit your base.
The hell they got Sam Witwer narrating the newest USCSB video?
October 1, 2026 at 3:10 AM
The hell they got Sam Witwer narrating the newest USCSB video?
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The Toy Story toys crave to be played with even though it requires them to feign inanimacy. What they truly crave is death
September 29, 2026 at 2:55 PM
The Toy Story toys crave to be played with even though it requires them to feign inanimacy. What they truly crave is death
September 29, 2026 at 2:20 AM
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wrestler who uses black magic by inscribing runes and sigils on their body with kinesio tape
April 23, 2026 at 1:04 AM
wrestler who uses black magic by inscribing runes and sigils on their body with kinesio tape
For me, this is one of those images you can hear
September 25, 2026 at 2:36 PM
For me, this is one of those images you can hear
Me, repeating this over and over, staring into the middle distance at nothing
I used to read so many fuckin webcomics
September 24, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Me, repeating this over and over, staring into the middle distance at nothing
Whenever I take my dog Figgis on a walk I ask him if he wants to go on a Twin Peaks: Figgis Walk With Me, but he never gets my cool and funny joke.
September 22, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Whenever I take my dog Figgis on a walk I ask him if he wants to go on a Twin Peaks: Figgis Walk With Me, but he never gets my cool and funny joke.
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Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
September 20, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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LGBT souls exist🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
No special permission is needed.
Not understanding is no right to harm.
Show courtesy, then step back.
They want ordinary human things:
laughter, love, and growth beside those they choose.
To trans families — let’s keep smiling.
Let’s fill the world with Love🌈
No special permission is needed.
Not understanding is no right to harm.
Show courtesy, then step back.
They want ordinary human things:
laughter, love, and growth beside those they choose.
To trans families — let’s keep smiling.
Let’s fill the world with Love🌈
September 18, 2026 at 1:16 PM
LGBT souls exist🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
No special permission is needed.
Not understanding is no right to harm.
Show courtesy, then step back.
They want ordinary human things:
laughter, love, and growth beside those they choose.
To trans families — let’s keep smiling.
Let’s fill the world with Love🌈
No special permission is needed.
Not understanding is no right to harm.
Show courtesy, then step back.
They want ordinary human things:
laughter, love, and growth beside those they choose.
To trans families — let’s keep smiling.
Let’s fill the world with Love🌈
My coworker who loves Snoopy quit this week and I really feel that I missed an opportunity to tell them how much I hate Snoopy
September 18, 2026 at 5:39 PM
My coworker who loves Snoopy quit this week and I really feel that I missed an opportunity to tell them how much I hate Snoopy
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Also, there’s a very nice little Easter Egg in Control
September 18, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Also, there’s a very nice little Easter Egg in Control
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i wrote about pokemon cards for teen vogue!!! a big, 5,000 word story about how we got to this point, and how the community has changed (and stuck together!) through it all
www.teenvogue.com/story/pokemo...
www.teenvogue.com/story/pokemo...
Pokémon Cards Became a Billion-Dollar Industry. Then Came the Armed Robberies
How an innocent hobby became a target of armed robbery, break-ins, and six-figure heists.
www.teenvogue.com
September 17, 2026 at 7:05 PM
i wrote about pokemon cards for teen vogue!!! a big, 5,000 word story about how we got to this point, and how the community has changed (and stuck together!) through it all
www.teenvogue.com/story/pokemo...
www.teenvogue.com/story/pokemo...
Every day I wake up and thank God that I was an Achewood instead of a Homestuck
September 18, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Every day I wake up and thank God that I was an Achewood instead of a Homestuck
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Share if you agree
September 18, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Share if you agree
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Some of those that work forces
Are the same that fuck horses
Are the same that fuck horses
FBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’
FBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’
The FBI has reportedly relaxed hiring standards that previously automatically disqualified applicants who admitted to hiring prostitutes, engaging in bestiality, or stealing from an employer.
The post FBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’ first appeared on Mediaite.
dlvr.it
September 10, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Some of those that work forces
Are the same that fuck horses
Are the same that fuck horses
I have had a long day and I do not need to see a Newsom 2028 bumper sticker on the car in front of me at the Taco Bell drive thru
September 15, 2026 at 4:16 AM
I have had a long day and I do not need to see a Newsom 2028 bumper sticker on the car in front of me at the Taco Bell drive thru
Achievement unlocked: attack four times in the same phase with General Rieekan. #StarWarsUnlimited #TwinSuns
September 15, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Achievement unlocked: attack four times in the same phase with General Rieekan. #StarWarsUnlimited #TwinSuns
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I love when people say “If I wanted to kill you you’d already be dead.” That reassures me, because that kind of makes a little sense. After that, I’m really able to let down my guard, have the courage to be vulnerable, and open up to a new and genuine connection with the person.
April 8, 2026 at 1:16 AM
I love when people say “If I wanted to kill you you’d already be dead.” That reassures me, because that kind of makes a little sense. After that, I’m really able to let down my guard, have the courage to be vulnerable, and open up to a new and genuine connection with the person.
It's to avoid tipping off any nearby dogs or toddlers who might get really excited about gunshot wounds
[watching Reacher] how is Gee Ess Double You considered more efficient to say out loud than gunshot wound
September 4, 2026 at 11:28 PM
It's to avoid tipping off any nearby dogs or toddlers who might get really excited about gunshot wounds