Shells
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i do think its very funny that basically globally any group of people that farmed goats get sterotyped as goat fuckers. Is goat pussy really that good
September 30, 2026 at 7:46 PM
i do think its very funny that basically globally any group of people that farmed goats get sterotyped as goat fuckers. Is goat pussy really that good
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porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
September 26, 2026 at 8:42 PM
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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Recipe Passed Down From Grandma Gussied Up To Be Less Poor https://theonion.com/recipe-passed-down-from-grandma-gussied-up-to-be-less-p-1837972213/
September 25, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Recipe Passed Down From Grandma Gussied Up To Be Less Poor https://theonion.com/recipe-passed-down-from-grandma-gussied-up-to-be-less-p-1837972213/
i would like to apologize to the many people i called gay for eating fruit with a knife. this shit feels good as fuck. i feel like the smart monkey from superman
September 25, 2026 at 3:43 PM
i would like to apologize to the many people i called gay for eating fruit with a knife. this shit feels good as fuck. i feel like the smart monkey from superman
i watch the alexander cutscenes and then i snap back into reality and the illuminati has snuck tonnes of metal and alloys and gemstones into my pockets
September 24, 2026 at 8:42 PM
i watch the alexander cutscenes and then i snap back into reality and the illuminati has snuck tonnes of metal and alloys and gemstones into my pockets
a lot of ambiguous deaths and like 'camera cuts away before we find out if the character dies' in ffxiv dont really have any power because i saw porn of that guy like. yesterday. i dont think he would be flexing his gaping cumhole if he was dead .
September 21, 2026 at 11:53 AM
a lot of ambiguous deaths and like 'camera cuts away before we find out if the character dies' in ffxiv dont really have any power because i saw porn of that guy like. yesterday. i dont think he would be flexing his gaping cumhole if he was dead .
zero shadow day today where the sun was like straight above us in the sky. look at the funny ass pictures i got
September 19, 2026 at 5:14 AM
zero shadow day today where the sun was like straight above us in the sky. look at the funny ass pictures i got
sorry to everyone who wishes to see me draw- this shrimp tank is the most important thing in my life now
September 18, 2026 at 7:14 PM
sorry to everyone who wishes to see me draw- this shrimp tank is the most important thing in my life now
replacing the pogchamp with the lizard is really good. i quite like that lizard.
September 17, 2026 at 4:02 PM
replacing the pogchamp with the lizard is really good. i quite like that lizard.
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guy who is not smart enough to vocalize why they think something is wrong: Uhh idk man it just rubs me the wrong way
September 16, 2026 at 12:21 AM
guy who is not smart enough to vocalize why they think something is wrong: Uhh idk man it just rubs me the wrong way
Louisoix armstrong be like the colors of the aether so pretty in the sky
September 15, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Louisoix armstrong be like the colors of the aether so pretty in the sky
randomly stumbling on porn artists u liked when u were a teenager feels like randomly opening a door in a shopping mall and stepping into your childhood bedroom
September 13, 2026 at 8:52 PM
randomly stumbling on porn artists u liked when u were a teenager feels like randomly opening a door in a shopping mall and stepping into your childhood bedroom
irl is in an intelligence gap relationship so extreme that other irls are going "its kinda fucked up that youre dating someone this stupid you act more like a nanny"
September 13, 2026 at 6:59 PM
irl is in an intelligence gap relationship so extreme that other irls are going "its kinda fucked up that youre dating someone this stupid you act more like a nanny"
you hold the crystal up to your eye
for some strange reason, for just a brief moment,
you see yourself on amino, recieving messages from "de55"
for some strange reason, for just a brief moment,
you see yourself on amino, recieving messages from "de55"
September 10, 2026 at 3:36 PM
you hold the crystal up to your eye
for some strange reason, for just a brief moment,
you see yourself on amino, recieving messages from "de55"
for some strange reason, for just a brief moment,
you see yourself on amino, recieving messages from "de55"
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in light of recent news
September 9, 2026 at 4:52 AM
in light of recent news
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this is still one of my faves
September 9, 2026 at 10:10 PM
this is still one of my faves
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Astrophotographer Adam (AJ) Smadi caught this image a few hours ago from Washington state.
A thin crescent Moon, sunlight illuminating the rugged lunar surface.
And 2,400 times farther away—and on the other side of the Sun—mighty Jupiter, and its moons Io (left) and Ganymede (right).
A thin crescent Moon, sunlight illuminating the rugged lunar surface.
And 2,400 times farther away—and on the other side of the Sun—mighty Jupiter, and its moons Io (left) and Ganymede (right).
September 9, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Astrophotographer Adam (AJ) Smadi caught this image a few hours ago from Washington state.
A thin crescent Moon, sunlight illuminating the rugged lunar surface.
And 2,400 times farther away—and on the other side of the Sun—mighty Jupiter, and its moons Io (left) and Ganymede (right).
A thin crescent Moon, sunlight illuminating the rugged lunar surface.
And 2,400 times farther away—and on the other side of the Sun—mighty Jupiter, and its moons Io (left) and Ganymede (right).
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The Cat Righting Reflex is the official name of the process cats use to automatically correct themselves mid-fall and land on their feet.
It develops between 3 - 9 weeks of age, and is responsible for the greatest wikipedia gif of all time.
It develops between 3 - 9 weeks of age, and is responsible for the greatest wikipedia gif of all time.
September 5, 2026 at 8:52 AM
The Cat Righting Reflex is the official name of the process cats use to automatically correct themselves mid-fall and land on their feet.
It develops between 3 - 9 weeks of age, and is responsible for the greatest wikipedia gif of all time.
It develops between 3 - 9 weeks of age, and is responsible for the greatest wikipedia gif of all time.