Shihab S Joi
@shihabsjoi.bsky.social
Born in Bangladesh, Bred in Britain, Blissful in Barcelona. A-litter-Asian x
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A song for Vivek Ramaswamy, Kash Patel, Suella Braverman, Clarence Thomas, Kanye West and Nicki Minaj
(sorry not sorry for the non-AI video quality... or lack of it! 😜) x
A song for Vivek Ramaswamy, Kash Patel, Suella Braverman, Clarence Thomas, Kanye West and Nicki Minaj
(sorry not sorry for the non-AI video quality... or lack of it! 😜) x
If you want to bend the law, you have to fuck with their heads 😁
November 1, 2026 at 6:28 PM
If you want to bend the law, you have to fuck with their heads 😁
#KitchenRiffs
My catalan is so bad ended up with my pork uncut (oo-er missus). First cut too big, went to cut in two, halfway through thought, what if I stuff it? Googled. Obvio it's already a thing
Did mine with sundried toms, baby spinach, pecan and gruyere. Without potatoes, lo-carb heaven x
My catalan is so bad ended up with my pork uncut (oo-er missus). First cut too big, went to cut in two, halfway through thought, what if I stuff it? Googled. Obvio it's already a thing
Did mine with sundried toms, baby spinach, pecan and gruyere. Without potatoes, lo-carb heaven x
November 1, 2026 at 12:33 PM
#KitchenRiffs
My catalan is so bad ended up with my pork uncut (oo-er missus). First cut too big, went to cut in two, halfway through thought, what if I stuff it? Googled. Obvio it's already a thing
Did mine with sundried toms, baby spinach, pecan and gruyere. Without potatoes, lo-carb heaven x
My catalan is so bad ended up with my pork uncut (oo-er missus). First cut too big, went to cut in two, halfway through thought, what if I stuff it? Googled. Obvio it's already a thing
Did mine with sundried toms, baby spinach, pecan and gruyere. Without potatoes, lo-carb heaven x
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As new nicknames for Boris Johnson goes, this one's gonna stick!
November 1, 2026 at 12:04 PM
As new nicknames for Boris Johnson goes, this one's gonna stick!
Go my dude x
November 1, 2026 at 7:41 AM
Go my dude x
Tale of one city. Kids on Halloween mode outside metro. Cops geared up for riots inside metro. Strange old place I live in x
October 31, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Tale of one city. Kids on Halloween mode outside metro. Cops geared up for riots inside metro. Strange old place I live in x
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I swear one of the driving reasons behind Trump (or Natalie at least) continuously posting AI slop featuring Trump on Truth Social is precisely to normalise fake videos, so when this or the Epstein tapes featuring him come out, they're already primed to assume fake as their factory setting
October 31, 2026 at 3:42 PM
I swear one of the driving reasons behind Trump (or Natalie at least) continuously posting AI slop featuring Trump on Truth Social is precisely to normalise fake videos, so when this or the Epstein tapes featuring him come out, they're already primed to assume fake as their factory setting
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Much as I won't argue she's a fuckedup twat, I can't but help think of Melania as Epstein's longest suffering victim held hostage, who knows what will happen to her if she doesn't play ball
October 31, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Much as I won't argue she's a fuckedup twat, I can't but help think of Melania as Epstein's longest suffering victim held hostage, who knows what will happen to her if she doesn't play ball
Dear American friends,
As you go into the midterms full of hope but no doubt trepidation and anxiety, take heart from the fact that here in UK, not so long ago, these people used to ruin our day every day. And then just like that, they became irrelevant nobodies
The same will happen to your lot 🫂
As you go into the midterms full of hope but no doubt trepidation and anxiety, take heart from the fact that here in UK, not so long ago, these people used to ruin our day every day. And then just like that, they became irrelevant nobodies
The same will happen to your lot 🫂
October 31, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Dear American friends,
As you go into the midterms full of hope but no doubt trepidation and anxiety, take heart from the fact that here in UK, not so long ago, these people used to ruin our day every day. And then just like that, they became irrelevant nobodies
The same will happen to your lot 🫂
As you go into the midterms full of hope but no doubt trepidation and anxiety, take heart from the fact that here in UK, not so long ago, these people used to ruin our day every day. And then just like that, they became irrelevant nobodies
The same will happen to your lot 🫂
"sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me"
Depends on the weight the word carries.
To a black person, blacky is a derogatory, dismissive designation, but call me brownie and I'll laugh. Makes me think of chocolate cake or girl scouts!
And surely this offended no one...
Depends on the weight the word carries.
To a black person, blacky is a derogatory, dismissive designation, but call me brownie and I'll laugh. Makes me think of chocolate cake or girl scouts!
And surely this offended no one...
Gil Scott-Heron - Whitey On the Moon (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Ace Records
youtu.be
October 31, 2026 at 6:45 AM
"sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me"
Depends on the weight the word carries.
To a black person, blacky is a derogatory, dismissive designation, but call me brownie and I'll laugh. Makes me think of chocolate cake or girl scouts!
And surely this offended no one...
Depends on the weight the word carries.
To a black person, blacky is a derogatory, dismissive designation, but call me brownie and I'll laugh. Makes me think of chocolate cake or girl scouts!
And surely this offended no one...
Well it's not everyday I get to say I shared the same campaign trail with Patrick Stewart, but turns out we were both waving banners for Amnesty International Women's Rights some years back (I went to three UK festivals that summer in that burka on behalf of Amnesty) x
October 30, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Well it's not everyday I get to say I shared the same campaign trail with Patrick Stewart, but turns out we were both waving banners for Amnesty International Women's Rights some years back (I went to three UK festivals that summer in that burka on behalf of Amnesty) x
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I rewatched this earlier x
Patrick Stewart on Extras
YouTube video by Amber
youtu.be
October 30, 2026 at 12:50 PM
I rewatched this earlier x
Every morning, I throw on the first tshirt I grab from the drawers. Just arrived to our coffee morning with school mums and unzipped my hoodie to settle down... 😬
(and because I know you'll ask why... it's an old Secret Santa gift from donkeys ago!)
(and because I know you'll ask why... it's an old Secret Santa gift from donkeys ago!)
October 30, 2026 at 7:46 AM
Every morning, I throw on the first tshirt I grab from the drawers. Just arrived to our coffee morning with school mums and unzipped my hoodie to settle down... 😬
(and because I know you'll ask why... it's an old Secret Santa gift from donkeys ago!)
(and because I know you'll ask why... it's an old Secret Santa gift from donkeys ago!)
Friday night movie recommendation:
As films about controlling men in abusive relationships go, this one avoids being harrowing - as cleverly dealt with as it is entertaining. Try not to read up about it as the description is bound to have spoilers. An unexpected tale that's just so, so satisfying 😍
As films about controlling men in abusive relationships go, this one avoids being harrowing - as cleverly dealt with as it is entertaining. Try not to read up about it as the description is bound to have spoilers. An unexpected tale that's just so, so satisfying 😍
October 30, 2026 at 6:46 AM
Friday night movie recommendation:
As films about controlling men in abusive relationships go, this one avoids being harrowing - as cleverly dealt with as it is entertaining. Try not to read up about it as the description is bound to have spoilers. An unexpected tale that's just so, so satisfying 😍
As films about controlling men in abusive relationships go, this one avoids being harrowing - as cleverly dealt with as it is entertaining. Try not to read up about it as the description is bound to have spoilers. An unexpected tale that's just so, so satisfying 😍
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As withering rebukes go, the MAGA one of USA! USA! USA! is just so... Homer Simpson
October 29, 2026 at 6:26 PM
As withering rebukes go, the MAGA one of USA! USA! USA! is just so... Homer Simpson
We all know Trump's brain is as pulp mashed as a blossom-end rotted pumpkin, but to get the full extent of just how fuckpickled that bonce is, you really need to see someone who looks normal reading out Trump’s words verbatim...
October 29, 2026 at 4:41 PM
We all know Trump's brain is as pulp mashed as a blossom-end rotted pumpkin, but to get the full extent of just how fuckpickled that bonce is, you really need to see someone who looks normal reading out Trump’s words verbatim...
So I baked a sweet potato too long and a bit oozed out and caramelised (but not burnt). I tasted it and it was almost chocolatey, so I took off the skin and mashed up the bake with cocoa powder! I'm a genius! The world must know!
Oh...
S'pose it doesn't count as inventing if it already exists? 🙁
Oh...
S'pose it doesn't count as inventing if it already exists? 🙁
October 29, 2026 at 11:01 AM
So I baked a sweet potato too long and a bit oozed out and caramelised (but not burnt). I tasted it and it was almost chocolatey, so I took off the skin and mashed up the bake with cocoa powder! I'm a genius! The world must know!
Oh...
S'pose it doesn't count as inventing if it already exists? 🙁
Oh...
S'pose it doesn't count as inventing if it already exists? 🙁
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I've always been amused by the claims of paid protestors. Do they really find it so hard to believe anyone could despise them enough to boo them without being paid to do so?
Maybe these people never properly did social media themselves... otherwise they'd know haters come for free 😉
Maybe these people never properly did social media themselves... otherwise they'd know haters come for free 😉
October 29, 2026 at 6:36 AM
I've always been amused by the claims of paid protestors. Do they really find it so hard to believe anyone could despise them enough to boo them without being paid to do so?
Maybe these people never properly did social media themselves... otherwise they'd know haters come for free 😉
Maybe these people never properly did social media themselves... otherwise they'd know haters come for free 😉
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ALT-TEXT CARTOON OF THE DAY:
ZIONIST: "Genocide hurts our feelings"
ANYONE WITH A HEART: "well, genocide hurts Palestinians a whole lot more than that, what with them losing their limbs, homes, livelihoods, and, well, lives"
ZIONIST: "there you go hurting my feelings again, antisemite"
ZIONIST: "Genocide hurts our feelings"
ANYONE WITH A HEART: "well, genocide hurts Palestinians a whole lot more than that, what with them losing their limbs, homes, livelihoods, and, well, lives"
ZIONIST: "there you go hurting my feelings again, antisemite"
October 29, 2026 at 6:07 AM
ALT-TEXT CARTOON OF THE DAY:
ZIONIST: "Genocide hurts our feelings"
ANYONE WITH A HEART: "well, genocide hurts Palestinians a whole lot more than that, what with them losing their limbs, homes, livelihoods, and, well, lives"
ZIONIST: "there you go hurting my feelings again, antisemite"
ZIONIST: "Genocide hurts our feelings"
ANYONE WITH A HEART: "well, genocide hurts Palestinians a whole lot more than that, what with them losing their limbs, homes, livelihoods, and, well, lives"
ZIONIST: "there you go hurting my feelings again, antisemite"
Well, I think we all deserve some good news. Cheers, Paul 👍
October 28, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Well, I think we all deserve some good news. Cheers, Paul 👍
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Can everyone who watches the Musk movie tell those of us who can't stomach watching even a second of him so we can endure it vicariously? 😬
October 28, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Can everyone who watches the Musk movie tell those of us who can't stomach watching even a second of him so we can endure it vicariously? 😬
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A song for Vivek Ramaswamy, Kash Patel, Suella Braverman, Clarence Thomas, Kanye West and Nicki Minaj
(sorry not sorry for the non-AI video quality... or lack of it! 😜) x
A song for Vivek Ramaswamy, Kash Patel, Suella Braverman, Clarence Thomas, Kanye West and Nicki Minaj
(sorry not sorry for the non-AI video quality... or lack of it! 😜) x
October 28, 2026 at 2:23 PM
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A song for Vivek Ramaswamy, Kash Patel, Suella Braverman, Clarence Thomas, Kanye West and Nicki Minaj
(sorry not sorry for the non-AI video quality... or lack of it! 😜) x
A song for Vivek Ramaswamy, Kash Patel, Suella Braverman, Clarence Thomas, Kanye West and Nicki Minaj
(sorry not sorry for the non-AI video quality... or lack of it! 😜) x
"All that matters is that whoever wins, Palestinians will keep getting murdered, Trump will be blackmailed into restarting the Iran war, an Epstein statue will be built in Jerusalem, and everyone who criticises this insanity will be called an antisemite"
It's polling day in Israel? Who will they choose to continue genocide? ❤️
www.normalisland.co.uk/p/israeli-el...
www.normalisland.co.uk/p/israeli-el...
Israeli election is exciting battle between Voldemort, Sauron, Darth Vader, Skeletor, Mumm Ra, Mr Burns, Bowser, and Hannibal Lecter
It’s polling day in the only democracy in the Middle East that is carrying out a genocide—and the big question on every Zionist’s lips is: Should we choose the guy who is currently destroying Gaza, or...
www.normalisland.co.uk
October 27, 2026 at 8:08 PM
"All that matters is that whoever wins, Palestinians will keep getting murdered, Trump will be blackmailed into restarting the Iran war, an Epstein statue will be built in Jerusalem, and everyone who criticises this insanity will be called an antisemite"
Make a band edible
Pie and the Family Scone
Pie and the Family Scone
Make a band edible
The Rolling Scones
The Rolling Scones
Make a band edible:
Tart of Noise
Tart of Noise
October 27, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Make a band edible
Pie and the Family Scone
Pie and the Family Scone
Maybe homophobes just really want subtitles
October 27, 2026 at 9:05 AM
Maybe homophobes just really want subtitles