Shihab S Joi
@shihabsjoi.bsky.social
Born in Bangladesh, Bred in Britain, Blissful in Barcelona. A-litter-Asian x
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Another brilliant one
November 1, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Another brilliant one
If you want to bend the law, you have to fuck with their heads 😁
November 1, 2026 at 6:28 PM
If you want to bend the law, you have to fuck with their heads 😁
Meanwhile, the NY Times...
November 1, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Meanwhile, the NY Times...
#KitchenRiffs
My catalan is so bad ended up with my pork uncut (oo-er missus). First cut too big, went to cut in two, halfway through thought, what if I stuff it? Googled. Obvio it's already a thing
Did mine with sundried toms, baby spinach, pecan and gruyere. Without potatoes, lo-carb heaven x
My catalan is so bad ended up with my pork uncut (oo-er missus). First cut too big, went to cut in two, halfway through thought, what if I stuff it? Googled. Obvio it's already a thing
Did mine with sundried toms, baby spinach, pecan and gruyere. Without potatoes, lo-carb heaven x
November 1, 2026 at 12:33 PM
#KitchenRiffs
My catalan is so bad ended up with my pork uncut (oo-er missus). First cut too big, went to cut in two, halfway through thought, what if I stuff it? Googled. Obvio it's already a thing
Did mine with sundried toms, baby spinach, pecan and gruyere. Without potatoes, lo-carb heaven x
My catalan is so bad ended up with my pork uncut (oo-er missus). First cut too big, went to cut in two, halfway through thought, what if I stuff it? Googled. Obvio it's already a thing
Did mine with sundried toms, baby spinach, pecan and gruyere. Without potatoes, lo-carb heaven x
As new nicknames for Boris Johnson goes, this one's gonna stick!
November 1, 2026 at 12:04 PM
As new nicknames for Boris Johnson goes, this one's gonna stick!
So tempted to photoshop this in the second frame
November 1, 2026 at 8:39 AM
So tempted to photoshop this in the second frame
Tale of one city. Kids on Halloween mode outside metro. Cops geared up for riots inside metro. Strange old place I live in x
October 31, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Tale of one city. Kids on Halloween mode outside metro. Cops geared up for riots inside metro. Strange old place I live in x
I'm living vicariously through you, both in terms of watching and eating. Though I am treating myself to a lo-cal g&t in the last of the Spanish sun!
October 31, 2026 at 4:19 PM
I'm living vicariously through you, both in terms of watching and eating. Though I am treating myself to a lo-cal g&t in the last of the Spanish sun!
So just because I'm being *that* guy, while it isn't proven he said this, he did very publically say on The View show in 2006 the second quote, which is no less creepier
October 31, 2026 at 1:54 PM
So just because I'm being *that* guy, while it isn't proven he said this, he did very publically say on The View show in 2006 the second quote, which is no less creepier
Dear American friends,
As you go into the midterms full of hope but no doubt trepidation and anxiety, take heart from the fact that here in UK, not so long ago, these people used to ruin our day every day. And then just like that, they became irrelevant nobodies
The same will happen to your lot 🫂
As you go into the midterms full of hope but no doubt trepidation and anxiety, take heart from the fact that here in UK, not so long ago, these people used to ruin our day every day. And then just like that, they became irrelevant nobodies
The same will happen to your lot 🫂
October 31, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Dear American friends,
As you go into the midterms full of hope but no doubt trepidation and anxiety, take heart from the fact that here in UK, not so long ago, these people used to ruin our day every day. And then just like that, they became irrelevant nobodies
The same will happen to your lot 🫂
As you go into the midterms full of hope but no doubt trepidation and anxiety, take heart from the fact that here in UK, not so long ago, these people used to ruin our day every day. And then just like that, they became irrelevant nobodies
The same will happen to your lot 🫂
For anyone who hadn't hear the exchange, it's just... Trump, but particularly so
October 30, 2026 at 5:02 PM
For anyone who hadn't hear the exchange, it's just... Trump, but particularly so
Its halloween
Let's normalise giving kids pumpkin candy
It's a thing
Let's normalise giving kids pumpkin candy
It's a thing
October 30, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Its halloween
Let's normalise giving kids pumpkin candy
It's a thing
Let's normalise giving kids pumpkin candy
It's a thing
Tbh I wasn't fully on the job... 😬
October 30, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Tbh I wasn't fully on the job... 😬
Well it's not everyday I get to say I shared the same campaign trail with Patrick Stewart, but turns out we were both waving banners for Amnesty International Women's Rights some years back (I went to three UK festivals that summer in that burka on behalf of Amnesty) x
October 30, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Well it's not everyday I get to say I shared the same campaign trail with Patrick Stewart, but turns out we were both waving banners for Amnesty International Women's Rights some years back (I went to three UK festivals that summer in that burka on behalf of Amnesty) x
Ah just saw @polichick.bsky.social is here on bluesky. But she's not active here, so for those who don't do tik tok, here's one of her most viewed ones
October 30, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Ah just saw @polichick.bsky.social is here on bluesky. But she's not active here, so for those who don't do tik tok, here's one of her most viewed ones
Had to be done...
October 30, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Had to be done...
Every morning, I throw on the first tshirt I grab from the drawers. Just arrived to our coffee morning with school mums and unzipped my hoodie to settle down... 😬
(and because I know you'll ask why... it's an old Secret Santa gift from donkeys ago!)
(and because I know you'll ask why... it's an old Secret Santa gift from donkeys ago!)
October 30, 2026 at 7:46 AM
Every morning, I throw on the first tshirt I grab from the drawers. Just arrived to our coffee morning with school mums and unzipped my hoodie to settle down... 😬
(and because I know you'll ask why... it's an old Secret Santa gift from donkeys ago!)
(and because I know you'll ask why... it's an old Secret Santa gift from donkeys ago!)
Friday night movie recommendation:
As films about controlling men in abusive relationships go, this one avoids being harrowing - as cleverly dealt with as it is entertaining. Try not to read up about it as the description is bound to have spoilers. An unexpected tale that's just so, so satisfying 😍
As films about controlling men in abusive relationships go, this one avoids being harrowing - as cleverly dealt with as it is entertaining. Try not to read up about it as the description is bound to have spoilers. An unexpected tale that's just so, so satisfying 😍
October 30, 2026 at 6:46 AM
Friday night movie recommendation:
As films about controlling men in abusive relationships go, this one avoids being harrowing - as cleverly dealt with as it is entertaining. Try not to read up about it as the description is bound to have spoilers. An unexpected tale that's just so, so satisfying 😍
As films about controlling men in abusive relationships go, this one avoids being harrowing - as cleverly dealt with as it is entertaining. Try not to read up about it as the description is bound to have spoilers. An unexpected tale that's just so, so satisfying 😍
While I hate AI shit and music stealing, I do think remixes have always been different. These are artists agreeing to have their work remixed, like, say, Depeche Mode did all those years ago. This wouldn't be taking work away from musicians, but allow users to make their own versions just for fun
October 30, 2026 at 6:11 AM
While I hate AI shit and music stealing, I do think remixes have always been different. These are artists agreeing to have their work remixed, like, say, Depeche Mode did all those years ago. This wouldn't be taking work away from musicians, but allow users to make their own versions just for fun
Omg I thought you were joking like lol that sounds fatty but I just looked into it and you're right 😲
October 29, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Omg I thought you were joking like lol that sounds fatty but I just looked into it and you're right 😲
As withering rebukes go, the MAGA one of USA! USA! USA! is just so... Homer Simpson
October 29, 2026 at 6:26 PM
As withering rebukes go, the MAGA one of USA! USA! USA! is just so... Homer Simpson
I love this lady!
October 29, 2026 at 4:48 PM
I love this lady!