🧡Abby 🌈
@shortandstout1.bsky.social
36 She/her
Queer AF
Hug More Trees 🌲
Eat the Rich
Growing up is the worst
Witchy vibes 🪨
I hide from reality in hockey smut 🤘🏻
All Pittsburgh sports 🖤💛
PWHL♥️💙
🍃🍃
Is it romantic how all my elegies eulogize me?
I'm not cut out for all these cynical clones
Queer AF
Hug More Trees 🌲
Eat the Rich
Growing up is the worst
Witchy vibes 🪨
I hide from reality in hockey smut 🤘🏻
All Pittsburgh sports 🖤💛
PWHL♥️💙
🍃🍃
Is it romantic how all my elegies eulogize me?
I'm not cut out for all these cynical clones
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🧡Abby 🌈
@shortandstout1.bsky.social
· Sep 27
Just realized I’ve never done an intro! Oops!
🧡 I’m Abby!
💚 Stoner Swiftie and Cannamom
💙 Mama to a horse, a dog, 2 cats (Auntie to one cat), and a human
❤️ I LOVE BOOKS! 📚
💛 Exvangelical and witchy 🌱
💜Chronically ill and ND and learning how to live with it
❤️🔥Not perfect and not trying to be
🧡 I’m Abby!
💚 Stoner Swiftie and Cannamom
💙 Mama to a horse, a dog, 2 cats (Auntie to one cat), and a human
❤️ I LOVE BOOKS! 📚
💛 Exvangelical and witchy 🌱
💜Chronically ill and ND and learning how to live with it
❤️🔥Not perfect and not trying to be
Oh look. Mike Johnson-less ran away from a house vote again… this time to protect Kegsbreath’s ass. These people work less in 6 years than I work in a single year
September 16, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Oh look. Mike Johnson-less ran away from a house vote again… this time to protect Kegsbreath’s ass. These people work less in 6 years than I work in a single year
Our county is trying to give new parents up to 18 weeks of paid maternity leave… the amount of old people and business owners trying to fight it is gross. The old people’s opinion of “well I had it hard and had to sacrifice so everyone should” is gross.
September 16, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Our county is trying to give new parents up to 18 weeks of paid maternity leave… the amount of old people and business owners trying to fight it is gross. The old people’s opinion of “well I had it hard and had to sacrifice so everyone should” is gross.
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repeat after me ✨🧚♀️🪷
July 13, 2025 at 11:23 PM
repeat after me ✨🧚♀️🪷
I don’t want to fund bombs for genocide with my taxes anymore. I don’t want to fund bombing school girls in the Middle East with my taxes anymore. I don’t want to support Israel with my taxes anymore…
I want my country back from billionaires. And gas not be 6$/gallon…
And PTO. Please…
I want my country back from billionaires. And gas not be 6$/gallon…
And PTO. Please…
September 16, 2026 at 1:48 AM
I don’t want to fund bombs for genocide with my taxes anymore. I don’t want to fund bombing school girls in the Middle East with my taxes anymore. I don’t want to support Israel with my taxes anymore…
I want my country back from billionaires. And gas not be 6$/gallon…
And PTO. Please…
I want my country back from billionaires. And gas not be 6$/gallon…
And PTO. Please…
Oh but think of the children!!
I am Ed. The kids in Palestine who are getting killed daily. Sorry they don’t matter as much as the safe kids sitting at your concert. Or the kids at your own shows getting raped by the billionaires you knelt for. Coward
I am Ed. The kids in Palestine who are getting killed daily. Sorry they don’t matter as much as the safe kids sitting at your concert. Or the kids at your own shows getting raped by the billionaires you knelt for. Coward
September 15, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Oh but think of the children!!
I am Ed. The kids in Palestine who are getting killed daily. Sorry they don’t matter as much as the safe kids sitting at your concert. Or the kids at your own shows getting raped by the billionaires you knelt for. Coward
I am Ed. The kids in Palestine who are getting killed daily. Sorry they don’t matter as much as the safe kids sitting at your concert. Or the kids at your own shows getting raped by the billionaires you knelt for. Coward
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swifties getting their swiftware reprogrammed
(mother said "Saccharide, Aries, from the vineyard, north or south")
(mother said "Saccharide, Aries, from the vineyard, north or south")
Cats Under Mind Control Caption
Alt: Three cats bobbing their heads synchronously with the caption "mind control"
static.klipy.com
September 15, 2026 at 10:36 AM
swifties getting their swiftware reprogrammed
(mother said "Saccharide, Aries, from the vineyard, north or south")
(mother said "Saccharide, Aries, from the vineyard, north or south")
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CLOSE ENOUGH WELCOME BACK THE MAN ERAS TOUR PERFORMANCE
September 15, 2026 at 1:27 AM
CLOSE ENOUGH WELCOME BACK THE MAN ERAS TOUR PERFORMANCE
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“she’s not gonna be there because her HUSBAND has a work thing”
September 15, 2026 at 1:22 AM
“she’s not gonna be there because her HUSBAND has a work thing”
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Being a swiftie is truly swinging between absolutely no content or all of the content. There is no in between 🤣
September 15, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Being a swiftie is truly swinging between absolutely no content or all of the content. There is no in between 🤣
I don’t want to be here. At all. I just want everything to stop hurting.
September 14, 2026 at 10:38 PM
I don’t want to be here. At all. I just want everything to stop hurting.
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Let's not turn this Ed Sheeran debacle into a purity contest amongst our friends, m'kay? We're supposed to eating the rich, not eating each other alive.
September 14, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Let's not turn this Ed Sheeran debacle into a purity contest amongst our friends, m'kay? We're supposed to eating the rich, not eating each other alive.
Being apolitical and “not taking sides” while taking a side to protect your own ass, is taking a side. Ed, you’re on the wrong side of history and this is something you will be remembered for.
#anotheronebitesthedust
#FREEPALESTINE
#anotheronebitesthedust
#FREEPALESTINE
September 14, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Being apolitical and “not taking sides” while taking a side to protect your own ass, is taking a side. Ed, you’re on the wrong side of history and this is something you will be remembered for.
#anotheronebitesthedust
#FREEPALESTINE
#anotheronebitesthedust
#FREEPALESTINE
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FREE PALESTINE 🗣️🗣️🗣️
September 14, 2026 at 5:09 PM
FREE PALESTINE 🗣️🗣️🗣️
I really need to stand in the rain naked. My neighbors are glad I keep my clothes on but dammit… someday!
September 13, 2026 at 11:04 PM
I really need to stand in the rain naked. My neighbors are glad I keep my clothes on but dammit… someday!
I don’t have a whole lot of brags about being short. But my major flex is I not only fit in my standard bathtub but I get to stretch out in it. I love it 🧡
September 13, 2026 at 9:47 PM
I don’t have a whole lot of brags about being short. But my major flex is I not only fit in my standard bathtub but I get to stretch out in it. I love it 🧡
I just wanted to watch fucking football without being guilt tripped for it. We can’t do shit without someone taking offense because we’re not out there fighting hard enough. I’m fucking tired dude. Let me watch football
September 13, 2026 at 8:34 PM
I just wanted to watch fucking football without being guilt tripped for it. We can’t do shit without someone taking offense because we’re not out there fighting hard enough. I’m fucking tired dude. Let me watch football
There is no ethical consumption under late stage capitalism. Screaming at people for finding joy in whatever it is makes you and what you stand for meaningless. But keep yelling at nothing. I know who the enemy is. And it’s not the woman shopping at Walmart or watching the NFL…
September 13, 2026 at 8:32 PM
There is no ethical consumption under late stage capitalism. Screaming at people for finding joy in whatever it is makes you and what you stand for meaningless. But keep yelling at nothing. I know who the enemy is. And it’s not the woman shopping at Walmart or watching the NFL…
3-2-1 -Win. It was definitely week one Steelers football lol but we’ll take it. 🖤💛
September 13, 2026 at 8:12 PM
3-2-1 -Win. It was definitely week one Steelers football lol but we’ll take it. 🖤💛
Year 2 of being completely unexcited to watch Aaron Rodgers. I just don’t like him. Meh.
September 13, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Year 2 of being completely unexcited to watch Aaron Rodgers. I just don’t like him. Meh.
Here’s my beginning of good sports season reminder. Yes, we know the NFL is a business and owned by the worst sort of people. Yes, we know the NHL is full of rapists and apologists. We know. Capitalism has ruined everything. Let us find our happiness where we can. If you don’t like it, don’t watch.
September 13, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Here’s my beginning of good sports season reminder. Yes, we know the NFL is a business and owned by the worst sort of people. Yes, we know the NHL is full of rapists and apologists. We know. Capitalism has ruined everything. Let us find our happiness where we can. If you don’t like it, don’t watch.
Pitt Wins! 2-0 during one of the rainiest rain games to ever rain 😂 anyway, H2P! 💙💛
September 12, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Pitt Wins! 2-0 during one of the rainiest rain games to ever rain 😂 anyway, H2P! 💙💛
My thighs are about to ruin my favorite, softest, comfiest pair of jeans. I’m so sad!!
#thickthighlife
#anothersacrificetomythighs
#thickthighlife
#anothersacrificetomythighs
September 11, 2026 at 2:50 PM
My thighs are about to ruin my favorite, softest, comfiest pair of jeans. I’m so sad!!
#thickthighlife
#anothersacrificetomythighs
#thickthighlife
#anothersacrificetomythighs
Ok but the Australian flyover was badass! I loved it! 😂😂
September 11, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Ok but the Australian flyover was badass! I loved it! 😂😂
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STOP SIMPING FOR BILLIONAIRES
... they're not going to pick you
... they're not going to pick you
September 9, 2026 at 6:19 AM
STOP SIMPING FOR BILLIONAIRES
... they're not going to pick you
... they're not going to pick you