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🧡Abby 🌈
@shortandstout1.bsky.social
36 She/her
Queer AF
Hug More Trees 🌲
Eat the Rich
Growing up is the worst
Witchy vibes 🪨
I hide from reality in hockey smut 🤘🏻
All Pittsburgh sports 🖤💛
PWHL♥️💙
🍃🍃

Is it romantic how all my elegies eulogize me?
I'm not cut out for all these cynical clones
Feeling bad mentally and physically because I had to leave work because I wasn’t feeling well. Came home to this beauty! I still feel guilty for leaving work but at least I have an amazing vinyl behind it!
September 10, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Hey Canadian who has zero clue what’s actually happening. Shut up. And watch your own damn backyard.
September 7, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Between ARD holding the ladder and the players playing hang man, the announcers running out of snacks, this was one of the most entertaining repair stoppages I’ve ever seen 😂😂😂
September 6, 2026 at 12:09 PM
These lyrics are speaking to my soul 😂😂
September 4, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Yeah… co star nailed this one today…
September 3, 2026 at 5:28 PM
One of the things you have to get used to with a big dog… that’s 85lbs of uncoordination trying to get off the couch… it’s going to sound like an elephant rolled onto the floor… that’s normal! 🙃😂

#lifewithTitan #andArgos
August 23, 2026 at 3:09 AM
I know it’s the grounds that weren’t ready after all the rain we got this week… and we may get storms later… but cancelling due to weather and then this is how the morning is looking 20 minutes before what would have been opening cannon… people are going to show up not knowing it’s cancelled….
August 22, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Garth Brooks double live! I got it for Christmas in 1998 and it was the very first CD that was all mine that I didn’t have to share with my siblings.
August 20, 2026 at 3:11 PM
One of my favorite buys today. Totally worth the dirty look the guy at the shop gave me! I don’t know if he was homophobic or the type to hate anything popular… he honestly sent both vibes. But that’s ok. I have gay hockey boys 😂🧡
August 15, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Gilly agrees that mental health is weird. He also seems to think sticking his tongue out will help!

I agree, it’s the worst but keep your head up. You’ve made it through every one of your bad days 🧡🫶🏻
August 12, 2026 at 4:12 PM
This shouldn’t need said…. But it does. I’m tired of getting yelled at this week. Personal responsibility goes a long way when it comes to your pets…

#justsaying
July 23, 2026 at 7:14 PM
My skin is angry but my heart is happy 🧡🧡
July 11, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Grey horses are a particularly fun breed of ASSHOLE!
July 6, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Current conditions for the outdoor wedding that was supposed to start 6 minutes ago…
July 2, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Guys help!! It’s so hot here, Titan melted!!
July 1, 2026 at 1:36 AM
June 27, 2026 at 7:29 PM
This is the weather forecast for the outdoor wedding for the teenagers that I have to go to this weekend… holy gods, I’m going to die…
June 27, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Ride Gay Horses 😂🌈🧡
June 20, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Do you have to go to work Mom??
June 17, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Whoever had “announced shortly” gets the bingo chip today! 🙃
June 11, 2026 at 5:38 PM
First tattoos in a year. I missed this so damn much. And it felt amazing!
June 6, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Yesss hit my save point!
June 6, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Don’t worry costar! I am absolutely doing country music today! Well… a country music song… on repeat… 😂🫶🏻
June 5, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Oooh! I like this! It almost makes up for how psycho this mix makes me! 😂
June 5, 2026 at 1:10 AM
I’m still a 12 year old boy in my head and this just made me giggle… I’m not sorry 😂😂😂
June 4, 2026 at 11:12 PM