patti lebell lock
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patti lebell lock
@sighonfire.bsky.social
· Mar 20
who up Slouching towards Bethlehem to be born?
midwest confession: i fucking love farm & fleet
September 19, 2026 at 7:38 PM
midwest confession: i fucking love farm & fleet
scent of the evening: byredo- black saffron. yes yes yes
September 18, 2026 at 11:59 PM
scent of the evening: byredo- black saffron. yes yes yes
i made a mistake. i got beulah a bed and now she won’t sleep in ours. this is devastating and jaime is thrilled
September 18, 2026 at 5:35 AM
i made a mistake. i got beulah a bed and now she won’t sleep in ours. this is devastating and jaime is thrilled
i forgot that “en suite” in english translates as “your husband is listening to frank zappa in the shower again so please enjoy this 7 minute long xylophone solo while you do your hair”
September 18, 2026 at 2:08 AM
i forgot that “en suite” in english translates as “your husband is listening to frank zappa in the shower again so please enjoy this 7 minute long xylophone solo while you do your hair”
and we’ve still got two days to go!!
Culture wars update for the week ending 9/19/2026! Facists draft Robert Kraft, Ed Sheeran and bestiality (?!)
September 17, 2026 at 9:26 PM
and we’ve still got two days to go!!
bro listen they’re playing filter in homegoods we old af
September 17, 2026 at 5:43 PM
bro listen they’re playing filter in homegoods we old af
the marcus “oh no we’re out of time” meme but it’s me collapsing in costco
September 17, 2026 at 5:18 PM
the marcus “oh no we’re out of time” meme but it’s me collapsing in costco
i was accosted by a very white very “mom-as-personality” neighbor today when i came back from running errands & i can’t remember her name or anything she said to me bc i just kept thinking “act normal. say something normal. BE NORMAL.”
September 17, 2026 at 1:00 AM
i was accosted by a very white very “mom-as-personality” neighbor today when i came back from running errands & i can’t remember her name or anything she said to me bc i just kept thinking “act normal. say something normal. BE NORMAL.”
sent my mom a picture of me and the dog and she responded “how do you feel? you look flushed and exhausted” haha
September 16, 2026 at 9:13 PM
sent my mom a picture of me and the dog and she responded “how do you feel? you look flushed and exhausted” haha
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🚨 A new rule weakening the ESA is now in effect. It removes habitat modification from the definition of “harm,” putting protections for species that depend on habitat to recover, at risk.
Bipartisan H.R. 9901 would restore these protections. 📣Urge your Rep. to support this bill: bit.ly/4y1de3q
Bipartisan H.R. 9901 would restore these protections. 📣Urge your Rep. to support this bill: bit.ly/4y1de3q
September 16, 2026 at 5:10 PM
🚨 A new rule weakening the ESA is now in effect. It removes habitat modification from the definition of “harm,” putting protections for species that depend on habitat to recover, at risk.
Bipartisan H.R. 9901 would restore these protections. 📣Urge your Rep. to support this bill: bit.ly/4y1de3q
Bipartisan H.R. 9901 would restore these protections. 📣Urge your Rep. to support this bill: bit.ly/4y1de3q
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Anyone on here in Baltimore or area connected with a dog rescue? I Know of an urgent need for a rescue pull. Please message me.
September 15, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Anyone on here in Baltimore or area connected with a dog rescue? I Know of an urgent need for a rescue pull. Please message me.
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No one:
Foot people:
Foot people:
September 14, 2026 at 6:18 PM
No one:
Foot people:
Foot people:
whew now i know what’s wrong with me
Q: What's the large muscular organ in a woman's chest called?
A: The heart?
Q: I'm sorry, Bob. It's the SPLEEN. The spleen.
freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2...
A: The heart?
Q: I'm sorry, Bob. It's the SPLEEN. The spleen.
freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2...
September 15, 2026 at 5:16 PM
whew now i know what’s wrong with me
i need to know how many fbi applicants in the pool have been forced to fuck animals. i have questions. and also maybe the fbi should stop recruiting at combination 4H/NA meetings in the sweetwater, wyoming area.
September 15, 2026 at 4:58 PM
i need to know how many fbi applicants in the pool have been forced to fuck animals. i have questions. and also maybe the fbi should stop recruiting at combination 4H/NA meetings in the sweetwater, wyoming area.
listen up. whoever started the “ed sheeran is part of the irish diaspora” conversation needs to be fed to the bogs.
September 15, 2026 at 4:48 PM
listen up. whoever started the “ed sheeran is part of the irish diaspora” conversation needs to be fed to the bogs.
had a dream my voice came back. not fully back but like 3 perfect octaves. it was beautiful and when i woke up and everything was the same it made me feel like shit.
September 15, 2026 at 3:12 PM
had a dream my voice came back. not fully back but like 3 perfect octaves. it was beautiful and when i woke up and everything was the same it made me feel like shit.
just went full karen in an email for the first time ever. i am officially a homeowner.
September 15, 2026 at 5:24 AM
just went full karen in an email for the first time ever. i am officially a homeowner.
help me please. one of these belongs in my bedroom and i can’t decide which
September 14, 2026 at 10:10 PM
help me please. one of these belongs in my bedroom and i can’t decide which
“i actually feel pretty today and i’m in a good mood but my body feels like shit”
September 14, 2026 at 6:12 PM
“i actually feel pretty today and i’m in a good mood but my body feels like shit”
imaging wanting to be like “no, actually my daddy DOES love me he just can’t attend my wedding because then he would be in photos with the russian oligarch who bankrolled the entire event” and not being able to say anything because it’ll be bad for your daddy. poor don jr 😎
September 14, 2026 at 2:29 PM
imaging wanting to be like “no, actually my daddy DOES love me he just can’t attend my wedding because then he would be in photos with the russian oligarch who bankrolled the entire event” and not being able to say anything because it’ll be bad for your daddy. poor don jr 😎
one time when my dad went to visit my abusive uncle with wendy williams dementia at the home my uncle tried to give my dad a secondhand fleshlight he had stashed in his room (it was one of several).
September 13, 2026 at 10:12 PM
one time when my dad went to visit my abusive uncle with wendy williams dementia at the home my uncle tried to give my dad a secondhand fleshlight he had stashed in his room (it was one of several).
dude shut the hell up
September 13, 2026 at 5:49 AM
dude shut the hell up
wrestling is trying to break my heart lately, dude. RIP Andy
September 13, 2026 at 12:04 AM
wrestling is trying to break my heart lately, dude. RIP Andy
speaking of sucking for people, there is not an AI in the galaxy that could augment let alone replace the valuable work that i do at the dick sucking factory
if you think that AI is not going to be able to augment the thing you're doing in whatever role you hold right now - whatever career path and profession - that is called cope
that probably sucks for a lot of people! it sucked for me! but learning and adapting here really is key
that probably sucks for a lot of people! it sucked for me! but learning and adapting here really is key
increasingly it seems like the only real answer to this is to find ways of ensuring guaranteed income for people. imo we are reaching a point where people who want to build or do things will be able to - unrestrained by skills - and there will be a lot of people who will no longer need to work
September 12, 2026 at 10:13 PM
speaking of sucking for people, there is not an AI in the galaxy that could augment let alone replace the valuable work that i do at the dick sucking factory
having a really hard time not listening to slayyyter. my husband just nods his head and says “female death grips?” because that’s what i told him
September 12, 2026 at 9:56 PM
having a really hard time not listening to slayyyter. my husband just nods his head and says “female death grips?” because that’s what i told him