Sim Crowther
@simcrow.bsky.social
Social Value expert. Former teacher and rugby coach. Current alpine snowboard legend. Olympic hopeful 😬 Fits through a standard door. European. 🇪🇺🇫🇷🇦🇹🇨🇭🚠🏂🏔️ www.instagram.com/simmocrow
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A human can only survive 2-7 days without clean water, whereas we can survive in perpetuity without datacenters.
Choose wisely.
Choose wisely.
September 6, 2026 at 3:46 PM
A human can only survive 2-7 days without clean water, whereas we can survive in perpetuity without datacenters.
Choose wisely.
Choose wisely.
Montpellier. Vive La France!
September 1, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Montpellier. Vive La France!
Farage is finished. His cowardice, self-absorption, victimhood and borderline criminality is in plain sight. Plus he dresses less well than a bloke with a bin on his head.
August 14, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Farage is finished. His cowardice, self-absorption, victimhood and borderline criminality is in plain sight. Plus he dresses less well than a bloke with a bin on his head.
One more goal and then it's Big Dan Burn time.
July 15, 2026 at 8:23 PM
One more goal and then it's Big Dan Burn time.
First and foremost, Rupert Lowe is the sort of village idiot you'd find in the corner of a rural pub.
July 9, 2026 at 6:48 PM
First and foremost, Rupert Lowe is the sort of village idiot you'd find in the corner of a rural pub.
It's Farage vs Binface.
Vote Binface!
Vote Binface!
July 7, 2026 at 10:06 PM
It's Farage vs Binface.
Vote Binface!
Vote Binface!
#Questiontime. Zia Yusuf may be the most punchable man in Britain, and that's saying something!
June 26, 2026 at 7:25 PM
#Questiontime. Zia Yusuf may be the most punchable man in Britain, and that's saying something!
Wait. Lemme think! 🤔
June 18, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Wait. Lemme think! 🤔
Waiting for Jesus, our Uber driver. He's 2 minutes late but we've waited 2000 years so whatever.
June 13, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Waiting for Jesus, our Uber driver. He's 2 minutes late but we've waited 2000 years so whatever.
This is a complete surprise to all of us!
June 8, 2026 at 4:56 PM
This is a complete surprise to all of us!
The Venn diagram of people who drive in the middle lane of a motorway and choose the aisle seat of a pair of empty train seats, is a perfect fucking circle. Dicks.
June 8, 2026 at 6:55 AM
The Venn diagram of people who drive in the middle lane of a motorway and choose the aisle seat of a pair of empty train seats, is a perfect fucking circle. Dicks.
The worst possible humans are in charge of America, and they can all fuck off quite frankly.
June 6, 2026 at 11:18 PM
The worst possible humans are in charge of America, and they can all fuck off quite frankly.
It's objectively insane that the vice president of a US Administration that shoots it's own citizens dead in the streets is trying to tell us how to feel, and what to do.
June 6, 2026 at 8:05 AM
It's objectively insane that the vice president of a US Administration that shoots it's own citizens dead in the streets is trying to tell us how to feel, and what to do.
I've started doing the facial expressions for all the voices in my head.
Goes down well on a train.
Goes down well on a train.
May 29, 2026 at 7:03 AM
I've started doing the facial expressions for all the voices in my head.
Goes down well on a train.
Goes down well on a train.
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The victory of the opposition in Hungary yesterday, like the Polish election in 2023, is a victory for democracy, not just in Europe but around the world.
April 13, 2026 at 1:53 AM
The victory of the opposition in Hungary yesterday, like the Polish election in 2023, is a victory for democracy, not just in Europe but around the world.
'Gobshite whack-a-mole' 😂
Malania to distract from the war
The war to distract from Epstein
Epstein to distract from corruption
Corruption to distract from sedition
Sedition to distract from impeachment...
This isn't 5D Chess.
This is Gobshite Whack-a-Mole
The war to distract from Epstein
Epstein to distract from corruption
Corruption to distract from sedition
Sedition to distract from impeachment...
This isn't 5D Chess.
This is Gobshite Whack-a-Mole
April 10, 2026 at 8:48 AM
'Gobshite whack-a-mole' 😂
So we're all off to bed hoping that there won't be in the middle of a thermo nuclear war when we wake up. Great.
April 7, 2026 at 9:48 PM
So we're all off to bed hoping that there won't be in the middle of a thermo nuclear war when we wake up. Great.
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Finnish President Alexander Stubb,
"Brexit was a colossal mistake"
"I'm too diplomatic to express exactly what I think about those who promoted Brexit"
"It's not only like shooting yourself in the foot"
"It's like amputating your leg without a medical reason for doing it"
"Brexit was a colossal mistake"
"I'm too diplomatic to express exactly what I think about those who promoted Brexit"
"It's not only like shooting yourself in the foot"
"It's like amputating your leg without a medical reason for doing it"
March 17, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Finnish President Alexander Stubb,
"Brexit was a colossal mistake"
"I'm too diplomatic to express exactly what I think about those who promoted Brexit"
"It's not only like shooting yourself in the foot"
"It's like amputating your leg without a medical reason for doing it"
"Brexit was a colossal mistake"
"I'm too diplomatic to express exactly what I think about those who promoted Brexit"
"It's not only like shooting yourself in the foot"
"It's like amputating your leg without a medical reason for doing it"
This is utterly damning.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Top US counterterrorism official Joe Kent resigns over Iran war
National Counterterrorism Center Director Joe Kent says Trump
www.bbc.co.uk
March 17, 2026 at 3:28 PM
This is utterly damning.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
6 years to the day since these pandemic panic buys.
March 17, 2026 at 9:27 AM
6 years to the day since these pandemic panic buys.
Can we stop calling it the 'Manosphere'? It's not. It's the 'Absolute Fucking Twatosphere'.
March 15, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Can we stop calling it the 'Manosphere'? It's not. It's the 'Absolute Fucking Twatosphere'.
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This time 3 months ago we were a bunch of wankers whose war dead weren’t worth a squirt of piss.
Now he needs us.
The bloke’s a fucking clown.
Now he needs us.
The bloke’s a fucking clown.
Trump calls on UK and others to send warships to Strait of Hormuz | LBC
President Trump has threatened to
www.lbc.co.uk
March 14, 2026 at 3:02 PM
This time 3 months ago we were a bunch of wankers whose war dead weren’t worth a squirt of piss.
Now he needs us.
The bloke’s a fucking clown.
Now he needs us.
The bloke’s a fucking clown.
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Watching Louis Theroux on the manosphere. Really want someone to do a reality tv show where these pricks who think they’re so much better than those of us in ‘the matrix’ try being a nurse, teacher or other important ‘normal’ job just for one day. They would cry real tears.
March 13, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Watching Louis Theroux on the manosphere. Really want someone to do a reality tv show where these pricks who think they’re so much better than those of us in ‘the matrix’ try being a nurse, teacher or other important ‘normal’ job just for one day. They would cry real tears.
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EXCLUSIVE - I've just been passed the latest copy from the Papua New Guinea Courier's USA correspondent.
Subscribe to my Substack for more!
mrhenrymorris.substack.com/p/the-latest...
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March 13, 2026 at 2:11 PM
EXCLUSIVE - I've just been passed the latest copy from the Papua New Guinea Courier's USA correspondent.
Subscribe to my Substack for more!
mrhenrymorris.substack.com/p/the-latest...
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mrhenrymorris.substack.com/p/the-latest...