Henry Morris
@mrhenrymorris.substack.com
Writer, Field Maneuvers boss, PT, comedy, 50+ ultra marathons, west Wales knotweed farmer
I was the Secret Tory
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I was the Secret Tory
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The billionaire littering crisis: Now Elon Musk and co are fly-tipping in the cosmos
When parts of a SpaceX rocket crashed into the Moon, a new era of celestial capitalism and colonisation began
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"...it became clear that the celestial body, having withstood 4.5 billion years of meteor impacts, sonnets and the occasional flag-raising service, was encountering the one force in the universe that it is ill-equipped to withstand – venture capital."
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I don't think we disdain the center-right enough.
First, they rode nativist populist tigers to power to get their tax cuts and deregulation;
Then, they lost control of their own parties to those tigers;
Now, they sit in lucrative jobs as columnists writing about how it's all the left's fault.
First, they rode nativist populist tigers to power to get their tax cuts and deregulation;
Then, they lost control of their own parties to those tigers;
Now, they sit in lucrative jobs as columnists writing about how it's all the left's fault.
September 20, 2026 at 9:25 AM
I don't think we disdain the center-right enough.
First, they rode nativist populist tigers to power to get their tax cuts and deregulation;
Then, they lost control of their own parties to those tigers;
Now, they sit in lucrative jobs as columnists writing about how it's all the left's fault.
First, they rode nativist populist tigers to power to get their tax cuts and deregulation;
Then, they lost control of their own parties to those tigers;
Now, they sit in lucrative jobs as columnists writing about how it's all the left's fault.
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When I was 19 I listened to Today covering the 08 crash as I drove to my first job every morning.
I was at the start of adult life, didn't really have a stake in anything, just glad I wasn't affected by it.
But everything has basically frozen in time and here I am, 18 years later, affected by it.
I was at the start of adult life, didn't really have a stake in anything, just glad I wasn't affected by it.
But everything has basically frozen in time and here I am, 18 years later, affected by it.
September 21, 2026 at 4:52 PM
When I was 19 I listened to Today covering the 08 crash as I drove to my first job every morning.
I was at the start of adult life, didn't really have a stake in anything, just glad I wasn't affected by it.
But everything has basically frozen in time and here I am, 18 years later, affected by it.
I was at the start of adult life, didn't really have a stake in anything, just glad I wasn't affected by it.
But everything has basically frozen in time and here I am, 18 years later, affected by it.
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“I’m not the only one” how many people are tracking this woman’s son
September 18, 2026 at 8:54 AM
“I’m not the only one” how many people are tracking this woman’s son
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“The book of revelation predicted this. It just didn’t expect the Four Horseman to arrive on golf carts” 💥
EXCLUSIVE - I've just been passed the latest copy from the Papua New Guinea Courier's USA correspondent.
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September 16, 2026 at 8:09 PM
“The book of revelation predicted this. It just didn’t expect the Four Horseman to arrive on golf carts” 💥
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Ed Sheeran was faced with an impossible situation: instantly become cool for the first time ever, or be a pathetic coward who sucks PS both options keep him so rich.
September 16, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Ed Sheeran was faced with an impossible situation: instantly become cool for the first time ever, or be a pathetic coward who sucks PS both options keep him so rich.
It's always the ones you most suspect. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Reform's Dan Thomas resigns as Wales leader after arrest
Thomas said he has done nothing wrong as Gwent Police confirms arrest on suspicion of assault.
www.bbc.co.uk
September 15, 2026 at 6:29 PM
It's always the ones you most suspect. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Enjoying the last few mornings before an AI drone sniper takes us out.
September 15, 2026 at 6:45 AM
Enjoying the last few mornings before an AI drone sniper takes us out.
That's quick
🇬🇧 According to The Telegraph, the leaders of Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland will discuss the possibility of leaving the United Kingdom tomorrow.
September 14, 2026 at 11:49 AM
That's quick
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Just follow these simple six steps, and bingo – you’ve become part of the great, anti-woke fightback. So long as you don’t get caught, of course…
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How to donate to Reform, without actually donating to Reform: a guide
Just follow these simple six steps, and bingo – you’ve become part of the great, anti-woke fightback. So long as you don’t get caught, of course…
www.thenewworld.co.uk
September 12, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Just follow these simple six steps, and bingo – you’ve become part of the great, anti-woke fightback. So long as you don’t get caught, of course…
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✏️ @mrhenrymorris.substack.com
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In his latest @thenerve.news piece, Stewart Lee takes us on a breathless sprint through the week's far-right news, including the blackshort Christian Nationalists: Danny Tommo’s masked patriots are coming for the Mail, if Millets doesn’t run out of balaclavas first www.thenerve.news/p/stewart-le...?
Stewart Lee: Danny Tommo’s masked patriots are coming for the Mail – if Millets doesn’t run out of balaclavas first
When the rightwing pro-Christian protesters are standing outside the rightwing pro-Christian newspaper demanding to be bought a house, you hardly need a satirist to intervene
www.thenerve.news
September 12, 2026 at 8:01 AM
In his latest @thenerve.news piece, Stewart Lee takes us on a breathless sprint through the week's far-right news, including the blackshort Christian Nationalists: Danny Tommo’s masked patriots are coming for the Mail, if Millets doesn’t run out of balaclavas first www.thenerve.news/p/stewart-le...?
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The first and ONLY rule is: DON'T GIVE THEM ANY MONEY AT ALL!
I just can't stop getting these exclusives!
"The first rule of fundraising for Reform is simple: don’t give Reform a donation. Give them some money which performs all the functions of a donation while avoiding the emotional baggage of calling it one."
www.thenewworld.co.uk/henry-morris...
"The first rule of fundraising for Reform is simple: don’t give Reform a donation. Give them some money which performs all the functions of a donation while avoiding the emotional baggage of calling it one."
www.thenewworld.co.uk/henry-morris...
How to donate to Reform, without actually donating to Reform: a guide
Just follow these simple six steps, and bingo – you’ve become part of the great, anti-woke fightback. So long as you don’t get caught, of course…
www.thenewworld.co.uk
September 11, 2026 at 3:14 PM
The first and ONLY rule is: DON'T GIVE THEM ANY MONEY AT ALL!
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Marvellous Henry! "if it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck and shits like a duck, it’s Jonathan Gullis" wins the internet today.
September 10, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Marvellous Henry! "if it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck and shits like a duck, it’s Jonathan Gullis" wins the internet today.
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I just can't stop getting these exclusives!
"The first rule of fundraising for Reform is simple: don’t give Reform a donation. Give them some money which performs all the functions of a donation while avoiding the emotional baggage of calling it one."
www.thenewworld.co.uk/henry-morris...
"The first rule of fundraising for Reform is simple: don’t give Reform a donation. Give them some money which performs all the functions of a donation while avoiding the emotional baggage of calling it one."
www.thenewworld.co.uk/henry-morris...
How to donate to Reform, without actually donating to Reform: a guide
Just follow these simple six steps, and bingo – you’ve become part of the great, anti-woke fightback. So long as you don’t get caught, of course…
www.thenewworld.co.uk
September 11, 2026 at 9:17 AM
I just can't stop getting these exclusives!
"The first rule of fundraising for Reform is simple: don’t give Reform a donation. Give them some money which performs all the functions of a donation while avoiding the emotional baggage of calling it one."
www.thenewworld.co.uk/henry-morris...
"The first rule of fundraising for Reform is simple: don’t give Reform a donation. Give them some money which performs all the functions of a donation while avoiding the emotional baggage of calling it one."
www.thenewworld.co.uk/henry-morris...
Straight out of Caesar -
It was mere foolery; I did not mark it. I saw Mark
Antony offer him a crown (yet ’twas not a crown
neither; ’twas one of these coronets), and, as I told
you, he put it by once; but for all that, to my
thinking, he would fain have had it
1/3
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F_U...
It was mere foolery; I did not mark it. I saw Mark
Antony offer him a crown (yet ’twas not a crown
neither; ’twas one of these coronets), and, as I told
you, he put it by once; but for all that, to my
thinking, he would fain have had it
1/3
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F_U...
Trump has Republican convention crowd pledge to vote in midterms or 'go to hell'
YouTube video by USA TODAY
www.youtube.com
September 11, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Straight out of Caesar -
It was mere foolery; I did not mark it. I saw Mark
Antony offer him a crown (yet ’twas not a crown
neither; ’twas one of these coronets), and, as I told
you, he put it by once; but for all that, to my
thinking, he would fain have had it
1/3
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F_U...
It was mere foolery; I did not mark it. I saw Mark
Antony offer him a crown (yet ’twas not a crown
neither; ’twas one of these coronets), and, as I told
you, he put it by once; but for all that, to my
thinking, he would fain have had it
1/3
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F_U...
I just can't stop getting these exclusives!
"The first rule of fundraising for Reform is simple: don’t give Reform a donation. Give them some money which performs all the functions of a donation while avoiding the emotional baggage of calling it one."
www.thenewworld.co.uk/henry-morris...
"The first rule of fundraising for Reform is simple: don’t give Reform a donation. Give them some money which performs all the functions of a donation while avoiding the emotional baggage of calling it one."
www.thenewworld.co.uk/henry-morris...
How to donate to Reform, without actually donating to Reform: a guide
Just follow these simple six steps, and bingo – you’ve become part of the great, anti-woke fightback. So long as you don’t get caught, of course…
www.thenewworld.co.uk
September 11, 2026 at 9:17 AM
I just can't stop getting these exclusives!
"The first rule of fundraising for Reform is simple: don’t give Reform a donation. Give them some money which performs all the functions of a donation while avoiding the emotional baggage of calling it one."
www.thenewworld.co.uk/henry-morris...
"The first rule of fundraising for Reform is simple: don’t give Reform a donation. Give them some money which performs all the functions of a donation while avoiding the emotional baggage of calling it one."
www.thenewworld.co.uk/henry-morris...
I got hold of Reform's six step guide on how to donate to Reform without actually donating to Reform. It's surprisngly simple!
Just follow these simple six steps, and bingo – you’ve become part of the great, anti-woke fightback. So long as you don’t get caught, of course…
✏️ @mrhenrymorris.substack.com
✏️ @mrhenrymorris.substack.com
How to donate to Reform, without actually donating to Reform: a guide
Just follow these simple six steps, and bingo – you’ve become part of the great, anti-woke fightback. So long as you don’t get caught, of course…
www.thenewworld.co.uk
September 10, 2026 at 2:27 PM
I got hold of Reform's six step guide on how to donate to Reform without actually donating to Reform. It's surprisngly simple!
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Just follow these simple six steps, and bingo – you’ve become part of the great, anti-woke fightback. So long as you don’t get caught, of course…
✏️ @mrhenrymorris.substack.com
✏️ @mrhenrymorris.substack.com
How to donate to Reform, without actually donating to Reform: a guide
Just follow these simple six steps, and bingo – you’ve become part of the great, anti-woke fightback. So long as you don’t get caught, of course…
www.thenewworld.co.uk
September 10, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Just follow these simple six steps, and bingo – you’ve become part of the great, anti-woke fightback. So long as you don’t get caught, of course…
✏️ @mrhenrymorris.substack.com
✏️ @mrhenrymorris.substack.com
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A Reform councillor is appearing in a comedy show funded by Nigel Farage.
Top investigative reporting by @mrhenrymorris.substack.com
For more details on this shocking show : rosieholt.seetickets.com/tour/rosie-h...
Top investigative reporting by @mrhenrymorris.substack.com
For more details on this shocking show : rosieholt.seetickets.com/tour/rosie-h...
September 10, 2026 at 10:23 AM
A Reform councillor is appearing in a comedy show funded by Nigel Farage.
Top investigative reporting by @mrhenrymorris.substack.com
For more details on this shocking show : rosieholt.seetickets.com/tour/rosie-h...
Top investigative reporting by @mrhenrymorris.substack.com
For more details on this shocking show : rosieholt.seetickets.com/tour/rosie-h...
Did you know that 50m battery-reared pheasants - double the biomass of all our native birds put together - are released here EVERY YEAR?!
Clearly a subject ripe for comedy... which is why @rosieisaholt.bsky.social and I did a show about it for @wildjustice.bsky.social at #wildsummit26 yesterday.
Clearly a subject ripe for comedy... which is why @rosieisaholt.bsky.social and I did a show about it for @wildjustice.bsky.social at #wildsummit26 yesterday.
September 10, 2026 at 8:58 AM
Did you know that 50m battery-reared pheasants - double the biomass of all our native birds put together - are released here EVERY YEAR?!
Clearly a subject ripe for comedy... which is why @rosieisaholt.bsky.social and I did a show about it for @wildjustice.bsky.social at #wildsummit26 yesterday.
Clearly a subject ripe for comedy... which is why @rosieisaholt.bsky.social and I did a show about it for @wildjustice.bsky.social at #wildsummit26 yesterday.
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Had a great time today at #WildSummit: spoke on the main stage about how our National Parks are failing nature, was pursued by a giant pheasant with @lucylapwing.bsky.social, and got to
meet @zackpolanski.bsky.social - great to hear him speak about climate impacts, grouse moors, & access to nature
meet @zackpolanski.bsky.social - great to hear him speak about climate impacts, grouse moors, & access to nature
September 9, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Had a great time today at #WildSummit: spoke on the main stage about how our National Parks are failing nature, was pursued by a giant pheasant with @lucylapwing.bsky.social, and got to
meet @zackpolanski.bsky.social - great to hear him speak about climate impacts, grouse moors, & access to nature
meet @zackpolanski.bsky.social - great to hear him speak about climate impacts, grouse moors, & access to nature
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Kneeo N a z i s !
September 9, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Kneeo N a z i s !
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SPOTTED: one giant Pheasant at the Wild Justice stand at this year’s Wild Summit in Bristol, here to help spread the word about EndGame.
To learn more about it, follow the LINK below ↓
www.endgamecampaign.co.uk
#PRex
To learn more about it, follow the LINK below ↓
www.endgamecampaign.co.uk
#PRex
September 9, 2026 at 11:00 AM
SPOTTED: one giant Pheasant at the Wild Justice stand at this year’s Wild Summit in Bristol, here to help spread the word about EndGame.
To learn more about it, follow the LINK below ↓
www.endgamecampaign.co.uk
#PRex
To learn more about it, follow the LINK below ↓
www.endgamecampaign.co.uk
#PRex
Shin Fein?
September 9, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Shin Fein?
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This is written like it’s a comical seaside farce rather than about the actions of a racist mob www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/politic...
Protestors confuse Pakistan cricket team for migrants after gathering at hotel
Misinformation caused groups of people to gather at The Marriott Hotel
www.portsmouth.co.uk
September 9, 2026 at 2:28 PM
This is written like it’s a comical seaside farce rather than about the actions of a racist mob www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/politic...
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Happy #StandingStoneSunday to those who celebrate 🥳
First visit last week to the gnarled Carreg Waun Llech standing stone on moorland south of Crickhowell - in the company of Bannau Brycheiniog Archaeologist Alice Thorne
Many offerings left in the nooks & holes..
📷 My own
First visit last week to the gnarled Carreg Waun Llech standing stone on moorland south of Crickhowell - in the company of Bannau Brycheiniog Archaeologist Alice Thorne
Many offerings left in the nooks & holes..
📷 My own
September 6, 2026 at 6:12 AM
Happy #StandingStoneSunday to those who celebrate 🥳
First visit last week to the gnarled Carreg Waun Llech standing stone on moorland south of Crickhowell - in the company of Bannau Brycheiniog Archaeologist Alice Thorne
Many offerings left in the nooks & holes..
📷 My own
First visit last week to the gnarled Carreg Waun Llech standing stone on moorland south of Crickhowell - in the company of Bannau Brycheiniog Archaeologist Alice Thorne
Many offerings left in the nooks & holes..
📷 My own