Simons Folly 📚
@simonsfolly.bsky.social
Author, homesteader, feral leftist, maker, (cozy) gamer, AuDHD/BP1/DID/Disabled, psychonaut, former engineer. Ron Swanson impersonator.
https://beacons.ai/simonsfolly
https://beacons.ai/simonsfolly
MFW my wife gets home from the Dr with the diagnosis of "bruised cervix"
"We can tell you've been having a lot of sex lately"
"...how?!"
"There are older bruises in the too"
And
"It looks like your husband takes good care of you" (due to placement, pattern, and severity)
"We can tell you've been having a lot of sex lately"
"...how?!"
"There are older bruises in the too"
And
"It looks like your husband takes good care of you" (due to placement, pattern, and severity)
August 11, 2026 at 5:31 AM
MFW my wife gets home from the Dr with the diagnosis of "bruised cervix"
"We can tell you've been having a lot of sex lately"
"...how?!"
"There are older bruises in the too"
And
"It looks like your husband takes good care of you" (due to placement, pattern, and severity)
"We can tell you've been having a lot of sex lately"
"...how?!"
"There are older bruises in the too"
And
"It looks like your husband takes good care of you" (due to placement, pattern, and severity)
#WarpDriveIntoDesire
Ch3 of my seventh novel, a direct sequel to #WarpDriveIntoLove that's coming out 9/15
#wordcount 3598 #booksky #booktok
#darkromance #militaryscifi
Ch3 of my seventh novel, a direct sequel to #WarpDriveIntoLove that's coming out 9/15
#wordcount 3598 #booksky #booktok
#darkromance #militaryscifi
August 8, 2026 at 8:41 PM
#WarpDriveIntoDesire
Ch3 of my seventh novel, a direct sequel to #WarpDriveIntoLove that's coming out 9/15
#wordcount 3598 #booksky #booktok
#darkromance #militaryscifi
Ch3 of my seventh novel, a direct sequel to #WarpDriveIntoLove that's coming out 9/15
#wordcount 3598 #booksky #booktok
#darkromance #militaryscifi
Reposted by Simons Folly 📚
•°☆COMMISSION INFO UPDATED!☆°•
Waitlist is now open to the public! Please take a moment to read everything before requesting a commission! Request form available on my carrd -> creepingm0nster.carrd.co
Waitlist will close if it fills up to end of October and then reopen once I’m caught up again!
Waitlist is now open to the public! Please take a moment to read everything before requesting a commission! Request form available on my carrd -> creepingm0nster.carrd.co
Waitlist will close if it fills up to end of October and then reopen once I’m caught up again!
August 7, 2026 at 4:16 PM
•°☆COMMISSION INFO UPDATED!☆°•
Waitlist is now open to the public! Please take a moment to read everything before requesting a commission! Request form available on my carrd -> creepingm0nster.carrd.co
Waitlist will close if it fills up to end of October and then reopen once I’m caught up again!
Waitlist is now open to the public! Please take a moment to read everything before requesting a commission! Request form available on my carrd -> creepingm0nster.carrd.co
Waitlist will close if it fills up to end of October and then reopen once I’m caught up again!
#WarpDriveIntoDesire
Ch2 of my seventh novel, a direct sequel to #WarpDriveIntoLove that's coming out 9/15
#darkromance #militaryscifi
Ch2 of my seventh novel, a direct sequel to #WarpDriveIntoLove that's coming out 9/15
#darkromance #militaryscifi
August 8, 2026 at 1:21 AM
#WarpDriveIntoDesire
Ch2 of my seventh novel, a direct sequel to #WarpDriveIntoLove that's coming out 9/15
#darkromance #militaryscifi
Ch2 of my seventh novel, a direct sequel to #WarpDriveIntoLove that's coming out 9/15
#darkromance #militaryscifi
This is the stupidest tea party ive been to in my entire life!
August 5, 2026 at 3:24 AM
This is the stupidest tea party ive been to in my entire life!
#WarpDriveIntoLove still accepting ARC readers! This #darkromance #militaryscifi is currently on preorder, launch date 9/15!
Sign up today for all the #spoilers , and ofc my eternal gratitude!
beacons.ai/simonsfolly/...
Sign up today for all the #spoilers , and ofc my eternal gratitude!
beacons.ai/simonsfolly/...
August 1, 2026 at 12:14 AM
#WarpDriveIntoLove still accepting ARC readers! This #darkromance #militaryscifi is currently on preorder, launch date 9/15!
Sign up today for all the #spoilers , and ofc my eternal gratitude!
beacons.ai/simonsfolly/...
Sign up today for all the #spoilers , and ofc my eternal gratitude!
beacons.ai/simonsfolly/...
July 31, 2026 at 6:13 PM
July 30, 2026 at 2:47 AM
There's only like 2 people who will even get what this means, but nonetheless, it is occurring.
#WarpDriveIntoDesire
#WarpDriveIntoDesire
July 27, 2026 at 5:53 PM
There's only like 2 people who will even get what this means, but nonetheless, it is occurring.
#WarpDriveIntoDesire
#WarpDriveIntoDesire
Reposted by Simons Folly 📚
Some days I'm Vacation Rick. Those are the good days.
Some days I can remember everything I've lost.
Some days I can remember everything I've lost.
June 1, 2026 at 6:34 AM
Some days I'm Vacation Rick. Those are the good days.
Some days I can remember everything I've lost.
Some days I can remember everything I've lost.
I write "old timey space ship novels"
May 30, 2026 at 8:14 PM
I write "old timey space ship novels"
New business cards!
May 30, 2026 at 1:45 AM
New business cards!
#WarpDriveIntoLove the first of the "good" books is coming to a #selfpublished shelves near you! #militaryscifi #darkromance #reverseharem
May 20, 2026 at 5:45 PM
#WarpDriveIntoLove the first of the "good" books is coming to a #selfpublished shelves near you! #militaryscifi #darkromance #reverseharem
I'd stay down here even if there was a way out 🤣😅😬
May 20, 2026 at 6:53 AM
I'd stay down here even if there was a way out 🤣😅😬
"Its the Jerry episode! I love the Jerry episode! ... cuz I'm a Jerry"
"No, youre a rick" - @datchubbybtch.bsky.social
"No, youre a rick" - @datchubbybtch.bsky.social
May 19, 2026 at 7:00 AM
"Its the Jerry episode! I love the Jerry episode! ... cuz I'm a Jerry"
"No, youre a rick" - @datchubbybtch.bsky.social
"No, youre a rick" - @datchubbybtch.bsky.social
Made an (re)intro video since its been awhile and also ive made a ton of progress since taking this marketing biz seriously
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8pmBU6T/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8pmBU6T/
made another #intro video because its been a long time and ive made a ton of progress since then
TikTok video by Simons Folly 🧲 Author
www.tiktok.com
May 17, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Made an (re)intro video since its been awhile and also ive made a ton of progress since taking this marketing biz seriously
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8pmBU6T/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8pmBU6T/
There isn't a restaurant in this region that isn't also a sports bar.
I cant believe the whole place erupted over something on a hockey game while I'm eating *sushi*. Wtf.
I cant believe the whole place erupted over something on a hockey game while I'm eating *sushi*. Wtf.
May 14, 2026 at 12:38 AM
There isn't a restaurant in this region that isn't also a sports bar.
I cant believe the whole place erupted over something on a hockey game while I'm eating *sushi*. Wtf.
I cant believe the whole place erupted over something on a hockey game while I'm eating *sushi*. Wtf.
Sleepy Gary ruined my gag reflex.
May 8, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Sleepy Gary ruined my gag reflex.