Molly
@simpson31.bsky.social
London // 28 // Civil Servant // Uninspired
All I want is to be as happy as Richard E Grant is in traitor mode #celebritytraitors
October 2, 2026 at 8:59 PM
All I want is to be as happy as Richard E Grant is in traitor mode #celebritytraitors
The Simpsons strike again
September 27, 2026 at 10:41 PM
The Simpsons strike again
Reposted by Molly
“If Farage will do you a Cameo for seventy pounds, just ask yourself: what would he do for seventy million?”
September 26, 2026 at 6:30 AM
“If Farage will do you a Cameo for seventy pounds, just ask yourself: what would he do for seventy million?”
Can’t wait to stink up another fridge with this bad boy
September 23, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Can’t wait to stink up another fridge with this bad boy
Tried jellied eels today and all I can say is who the fuck is choosing that shit
September 19, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Tried jellied eels today and all I can say is who the fuck is choosing that shit
Not really sure how to explain this one
September 18, 2026 at 8:09 AM
Not really sure how to explain this one
Just learnt that you can ask co-pilot to ‘read and roast’ your inbox…
LAWD I feel so HUMBLED
LAWD I feel so HUMBLED
September 16, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Just learnt that you can ask co-pilot to ‘read and roast’ your inbox…
LAWD I feel so HUMBLED
LAWD I feel so HUMBLED
Womp womp
🚨 NEW: The village of Piddington has voted to leave the UK in a referendum over plans to house up to 1,256 asylum seekers in a nearby MoD site
September 16, 2026 at 10:00 AM
Womp womp
At a work event and sorry but WHY does a bathroom like this need to exist?
September 15, 2026 at 3:49 PM
At a work event and sorry but WHY does a bathroom like this need to exist?
I feel like I need a hat like this
🚨 NEW: George Galloway will stand as the Workers Party candidate for the Holborn and St Pancras by-election
He is currently in self-exile in Russia
He is currently in self-exile in Russia
September 15, 2026 at 10:52 AM
I feel like I need a hat like this
It’s getting competitive amongst the Simpson clan
September 12, 2026 at 4:42 PM
It’s getting competitive amongst the Simpson clan
So did the lettuce
🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham has officially lasted longer as PM than Liz Truss
September 8, 2026 at 9:52 AM
So did the lettuce
Legend thanks Jenrick!!
🚨 WATCH: Leaked footage shows Robert Jenrick calling Afghanistan "shit"
"Detain and deport and send them back home, even if it's somewhere shit like Afghanistan"
"Detain and deport and send them back home, even if it's somewhere shit like Afghanistan"
September 4, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Legend thanks Jenrick!!
Shock! Horror!
Three senior Reform figures were involved in those Channel 4 revelations we saw last night.
Two have been kicked out. The third is Nigel Farage.
Farage should be suspended while this matter is investigated. He has very serious questions to answer.
Two have been kicked out. The third is Nigel Farage.
Farage should be suspended while this matter is investigated. He has very serious questions to answer.
September 4, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Shock! Horror!
Adding to awful VfM element of this for Lancs, one of the schemes impacted is the Afghan Resettlement Programme - a scheme that predominantly relocates individuals from Afghanistan who worked for/with the British Gov and are identified as at risk of reprisal by the Taliban. Great job Reform👍
Plans to withdraw Lancashire County Council from legal refugee schemes won’t save county any money – Blog Preston
<p>Reform UK could approve plans this week which will see the county withdraw from the schemes. </p>
www.blogpreston.co.uk
September 3, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Adding to awful VfM element of this for Lancs, one of the schemes impacted is the Afghan Resettlement Programme - a scheme that predominantly relocates individuals from Afghanistan who worked for/with the British Gov and are identified as at risk of reprisal by the Taliban. Great job Reform👍
performative politics…
Reform-led county drops refugee role
The Reform UK administration at Lancashire CC has decided to end its coordinating role for the refugee resettlement scheme ahead of local government
www.lgcplus.com
September 3, 2026 at 4:56 PM
performative politics…
Can confidently say this is the best thing I have ever bought
September 2, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Can confidently say this is the best thing I have ever bought
We all know a sausage roll is much more apt than this comparison
September 1, 2026 at 5:40 PM
We all know a sausage roll is much more apt than this comparison
I’ve thought about Raygun every day since her Olympics debut. May be the best news I have ever heard.
Untold Raygun: Breaking Badly | Official Trailer | Netflix
YouTube video by Netflix
youtu.be
August 30, 2026 at 9:26 AM
I’ve thought about Raygun every day since her Olympics debut. May be the best news I have ever heard.
Danny you silly, silly man
🚨 NEW: Danny Kruger says Reform UK would ban postal voting for people that are on holiday
“If people aren’t around on the day at which the election is happening, they are disenfranchising themselves”
“If people aren’t around on the day at which the election is happening, they are disenfranchising themselves”
August 28, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Danny you silly, silly man
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Buckingham Palace band playing 9 to 5 for Dolly Parton
August 26, 2026 at 11:52 AM
Buckingham Palace band playing 9 to 5 for Dolly Parton
Apparently the dress code was ‘ambiguous’ and ‘ill-defined’? Fear I have the wrong friends
August 25, 2026 at 6:59 AM
Apparently the dress code was ‘ambiguous’ and ‘ill-defined’? Fear I have the wrong friends
Reposted by Molly
Reform UK hates ‘Mickey Mouse’ degrees – apprenticeships in dodgy crypto, anyone?
Reform UK hates ‘Mickey Mouse’ degrees – apprenticeships in dodgy crypto, anyone?
Dicky Tice recalls digging trenches with a JCB as a young man, omitting to say the firm he went on to run was founded by his grandfather
www.theguardian.com
August 20, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Reform UK hates ‘Mickey Mouse’ degrees – apprenticeships in dodgy crypto, anyone?
This is vulgar
🚨 NEW: A Serco employee has been charged with misconduct in public office after allegedly leaking the addresses of properties housing asylum seekers
August 18, 2026 at 1:26 PM
This is vulgar