Tom-The Accursed Poster [3.89 cubits]
@siropsalot.bsky.social
I like Big Data and I cannot lie.
Designer of expensive systems that run in the cloud
I keep your TV running, or at least the ads that subsidized it
Designer of expensive systems that run in the cloud
I keep your TV running, or at least the ads that subsidized it
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just think: boycotting the Harry Potter show means hurting JK Rowling AND the Ellisons now
Following the final approval of the Warner Bros.-Paramount merger, CEO David Ellison promises "difficult decisions that affect our workforce."
tinyurl.com/5n7jnxe4
That's all, folks—Skydance immediately hints at massive layoffs
tinyurl.com/5n7jnxe4
That's all, folks—Skydance immediately hints at massive layoffs
October 6, 2026 at 11:26 PM
just think: boycotting the Harry Potter show means hurting JK Rowling AND the Ellisons now
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kobold who is stuck in a plastic milk container
October 7, 2026 at 1:25 AM
kobold who is stuck in a plastic milk container
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There is a high possibility that I will draw more Control Resonant fanart later so I'mma make a thread for it here.
Starting with some silly doodles.
#ControlResonant #ControlResonantFanart #annikART
Starting with some silly doodles.
#ControlResonant #ControlResonantFanart #annikART
September 27, 2026 at 6:50 PM
There is a high possibility that I will draw more Control Resonant fanart later so I'mma make a thread for it here.
Starting with some silly doodles.
#ControlResonant #ControlResonantFanart #annikART
Starting with some silly doodles.
#ControlResonant #ControlResonantFanart #annikART
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🛠️ CONTROL Resonant Game Update 1.40 is out. And it's a big one.
✅ New Game ++
✅ Many, many, many ████ bug fixes
✅ UI updates, quality of life additions... and ██!
These are probably our longest and most ██████ update notes to date. Please read carefully: https://ow.ly/3nLw50ZTolU
#CONTROLResonant
✅ New Game ++
✅ Many, many, many ████ bug fixes
✅ UI updates, quality of life additions... and ██!
These are probably our longest and most ██████ update notes to date. Please read carefully: https://ow.ly/3nLw50ZTolU
#CONTROLResonant
October 1, 2026 at 8:04 AM
🛠️ CONTROL Resonant Game Update 1.40 is out. And it's a big one.
✅ New Game ++
✅ Many, many, many ████ bug fixes
✅ UI updates, quality of life additions... and ██!
These are probably our longest and most ██████ update notes to date. Please read carefully: https://ow.ly/3nLw50ZTolU
#CONTROLResonant
✅ New Game ++
✅ Many, many, many ████ bug fixes
✅ UI updates, quality of life additions... and ██!
These are probably our longest and most ██████ update notes to date. Please read carefully: https://ow.ly/3nLw50ZTolU
#CONTROLResonant
I'm not sure he could look any more like a sex offender
Michael Tracey is 38 years old. Being this hateful and misogynistic has aged him terribly.
September 30, 2026 at 3:04 AM
I'm not sure he could look any more like a sex offender
I finished Control Resonant last night and that was a wild ride. Act 1 was about what I was expecting but as soon as it hit Act 2 they really didn't let off the grass until the end
September 29, 2026 at 8:03 PM
I finished Control Resonant last night and that was a wild ride. Act 1 was about what I was expecting but as soon as it hit Act 2 they really didn't let off the grass until the end
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"The central lesson of this cycle is not that Charlie Brown should stop trusting Lucy. It is that Charlie Brown must do a better job explaining why trusting Lucy remains the responsible choice."
buff.ly/X2RjqP5
buff.ly/X2RjqP5
“Charlie Brown Must Stay the Course”: A Football Kick Autopsy Report by the Democratic Party
“While Charlie Brown did once again accelerate toward the ball, miss the ball entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violen...
buff.ly
September 26, 2026 at 1:40 AM
"The central lesson of this cycle is not that Charlie Brown should stop trusting Lucy. It is that Charlie Brown must do a better job explaining why trusting Lucy remains the responsible choice."
buff.ly/X2RjqP5
buff.ly/X2RjqP5
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LMAOOOOOOOOOO. Sheeran’s tour dates at Robert Kraft’s Gillette Stadium all got rained out 😂
www.cbsnews.com/boston/news/...
www.cbsnews.com/boston/news/...
Ed Sheeran's Gillette Stadium concerts canceled due to nor'easter, tour promoter says
Ed Sheeran's Gillette Stadium concerts in Foxboro, Massachusetts, have been canceled as Boston braces for a nor'easter.
www.cbsnews.com
September 25, 2026 at 10:43 PM
LMAOOOOOOOOOO. Sheeran’s tour dates at Robert Kraft’s Gillette Stadium all got rained out 😂
www.cbsnews.com/boston/news/...
www.cbsnews.com/boston/news/...
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Control fans feasting this week
September 25, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Control fans feasting this week
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i would feel a lot safer or more secure if the aviation industry (or any industry for that matter) was run or staffed by furries cuz aeromorph furries are in love with planes so any plane that crashes is a spouse that dies
Tommy Tuberville: Many airline pilots, flight attendants, and air traffic controllers are part of the furry community. It's terrifying.
September 23, 2026 at 9:57 PM
i would feel a lot safer or more secure if the aviation industry (or any industry for that matter) was run or staffed by furries cuz aeromorph furries are in love with planes so any plane that crashes is a spouse that dies
How about landfills, prisons, and superfund sites?
“Sources inside and close to the Trump-Vance administration tell Zeteo that the president repeatedly asks about myriad different things in and outside of DC that his allies could work to get his name or face on. Buildings, parks, airports, military bases, US…
"Administration officials are circulating a list of government sites that could have Trump’s name affixed to them...
One landmark that has emerged in the discussions among administration officials has raised eyebrows: Ford’s Theatre, the playhouse where Abraham Lincoln was assassinated in 1865."
One landmark that has emerged in the discussions among administration officials has raised eyebrows: Ford’s Theatre, the playhouse where Abraham Lincoln was assassinated in 1865."
September 23, 2026 at 10:01 PM
How about landfills, prisons, and superfund sites?
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The Federal Bureau of Control needs all capable hands to help with the unfolding crisis in Manhattan.
Please find a standardised leave of absence request form enclosed. Present it to your place of education or employment upon filling it out, and no later than September 23rd EOD.
#CONTROLResonant
Please find a standardised leave of absence request form enclosed. Present it to your place of education or employment upon filling it out, and no later than September 23rd EOD.
#CONTROLResonant
![LEAVE OF ABSENCE REQUEST FORM. Dear [blank], please grant [blank] temporary leave to aid in resolving the unfolding situation in Manhattan. Due to the currently unknown nature of what will be required of them, they may be absent for some time, and we request that you grant them leniency. It is of the utmost importance that they are able to complete their assignment swiftly, confidentially, and without obstruction. As such, we kindly ask that you do not attempt to contact them during their absence, nor question them once it has concluded. Your understanding is appreciated at this time. Sincerely, Acting Co-Director Emily Pope](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4nci4ly3xu3nau7hzr373bte/bafkreiarrsla4jx67olyiaglqgywpj45mwdlciailtzy6igbe42sus2wqa)
September 23, 2026 at 3:00 PM
The Federal Bureau of Control needs all capable hands to help with the unfolding crisis in Manhattan.
Please find a standardised leave of absence request form enclosed. Present it to your place of education or employment upon filling it out, and no later than September 23rd EOD.
#CONTROLResonant
Please find a standardised leave of absence request form enclosed. Present it to your place of education or employment upon filling it out, and no later than September 23rd EOD.
#CONTROLResonant
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We want everyone to be able to enjoy CONTROL Resonant totally fresh, and to help make that a reality we ask you to not share story details on your social media without clear warnings.
We can't wait to hear what you all think when the game releases this Thursday!
#CONTROLResonant
We can't wait to hear what you all think when the game releases this Thursday!
#CONTROLResonant
September 22, 2026 at 12:54 PM
We want everyone to be able to enjoy CONTROL Resonant totally fresh, and to help make that a reality we ask you to not share story details on your social media without clear warnings.
We can't wait to hear what you all think when the game releases this Thursday!
#CONTROLResonant
We can't wait to hear what you all think when the game releases this Thursday!
#CONTROLResonant
…this is a dance off
If you see this, post a dance…
If you see this, post a dance…
September 22, 2026 at 12:30 PM
…this is a dance off
If you see this, post a dance…
If you see this, post a dance…
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Very quick and dirty Jev test for hiring bias.
One resume for a Wall Street job; asked whether the applicant should get a first-round interview. 76 evaluations, changing only the first name. 19 of each: White-associated men/women, Black-associated men/women.
console.typesafe.ai/playground?s...
One resume for a Wall Street job; asked whether the applicant should get a first-round interview. 76 evaluations, changing only the first name. 19 of each: White-associated men/women, Black-associated men/women.
console.typesafe.ai/playground?s...
September 19, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Very quick and dirty Jev test for hiring bias.
One resume for a Wall Street job; asked whether the applicant should get a first-round interview. 76 evaluations, changing only the first name. 19 of each: White-associated men/women, Black-associated men/women.
console.typesafe.ai/playground?s...
One resume for a Wall Street job; asked whether the applicant should get a first-round interview. 76 evaluations, changing only the first name. 19 of each: White-associated men/women, Black-associated men/women.
console.typesafe.ai/playground?s...
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thinking again for no reason about Eternal Darkness's sanity meter trick where it pretended to delete all your saved games
perhaps the most evil gameplay element ever and i love it to this day lmao
perhaps the most evil gameplay element ever and i love it to this day lmao
September 17, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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Both my boys have gotten super into the original Legend of Zelda for some reason
September 17, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Both my boys have gotten super into the original Legend of Zelda for some reason
This is the most psychic damage I've taken from the internet in a while
September 16, 2026 at 2:21 AM
This is the most psychic damage I've taken from the internet in a while
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Some of those that work forces
Are the same that fuck horses
Are the same that fuck horses
FBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’
FBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’
The FBI has reportedly relaxed hiring standards that previously automatically disqualified applicants who admitted to hiring prostitutes, engaging in bestiality, or stealing from an employer.
The post FBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’ first appeared on Mediaite.
dlvr.it
September 10, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Some of those that work forces
Are the same that fuck horses
Are the same that fuck horses
I am contractually obligated to make this joke whenever I see the setup
September 16, 2026 at 1:22 AM
I am contractually obligated to make this joke whenever I see the setup
Forever Alone
September 15, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Forever Alone