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@sketchni.uk
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They/Them
Northern Ireland
Gamer
Aspiring Author
Programmer
Musician
They/Them
Northern Ireland
Gamer
Aspiring Author
Programmer
Musician
Pinned
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@sketchni.uk
· Nov 12
"We take for granted that we know the whole story
We judge a book by it's cover and read what we want
Between selected lines"
- Axl Rose.
We judge a book by it's cover and read what we want
Between selected lines"
- Axl Rose.
Note to self: When generating a dhparam.pem file for nginx, don't use 8192bits. It takes fucking forever to generate.
September 26, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Note to self: When generating a dhparam.pem file for nginx, don't use 8192bits. It takes fucking forever to generate.
youtube can suck my ass. 2 unskippable ads before every video??
September 25, 2026 at 11:42 PM
youtube can suck my ass. 2 unskippable ads before every video??
One of my neighbours got a cat a couple of weeks ago
I've seen it around
I was out for my evening hobble while having a smoke
and it meowed at me
so I knelt down
and it come over for head scritches
🥹
I've seen it around
I was out for my evening hobble while having a smoke
and it meowed at me
so I knelt down
and it come over for head scritches
🥹
September 20, 2026 at 7:15 PM
One of my neighbours got a cat a couple of weeks ago
I've seen it around
I was out for my evening hobble while having a smoke
and it meowed at me
so I knelt down
and it come over for head scritches
🥹
I've seen it around
I was out for my evening hobble while having a smoke
and it meowed at me
so I knelt down
and it come over for head scritches
🥹
Sonic The Hedgehog 2 is the first video game I ever played but along with Super Mario World and Sonic The Hedgehog 3, they were the games I played most until I got an N64 and became hooked on Banjo-Kazooie.
What's your "origin" video game?
Most gamers have a lot of favorite games, sure, but there's always one that basically 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴 you.
I'm talking about the game that flipped that little switch in your brain and made into a life-long gamer.
So, which game is 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨?
Most gamers have a lot of favorite games, sure, but there's always one that basically 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴 you.
I'm talking about the game that flipped that little switch in your brain and made into a life-long gamer.
So, which game is 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨?
September 20, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Sonic The Hedgehog 2 is the first video game I ever played but along with Super Mario World and Sonic The Hedgehog 3, they were the games I played most until I got an N64 and became hooked on Banjo-Kazooie.
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Fertility Experts Discover Rare Deep-Ball Sperm At Bottom Of Testes
Fertility Experts Discover Rare Deep-Ball Sperm At Bottom Of Testes
BALTIMORE—In a major breakthrough that sheds new light on the still largely unexplored region, leading fertility experts at the Johns Hopkins University School of Medicine announced Friday that they h...
theonion.com
September 19, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Fertility Experts Discover Rare Deep-Ball Sperm At Bottom Of Testes
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(bad) Idea: Pronoun selections for multiple pronoun users where you have the ability to set relative rates of each pronoun. Like maybe like:
(a crosspost from a 2024 tumblr post)
(a crosspost from a 2024 tumblr post)
September 19, 2026 at 5:35 PM
(bad) Idea: Pronoun selections for multiple pronoun users where you have the ability to set relative rates of each pronoun. Like maybe like:
(a crosspost from a 2024 tumblr post)
(a crosspost from a 2024 tumblr post)
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this tweet is NINE years old and is still the best trans rights policy advice out there
September 19, 2026 at 11:28 AM
this tweet is NINE years old and is still the best trans rights policy advice out there
@imnotmerida.com Piggy has some seriously thin skin. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Trump says he is banning CNN, Politico and MS NOW from White House
The US president has had a tense and fiery relationship with the US media throughout his political career.
www.bbc.co.uk
September 18, 2026 at 9:23 PM
@imnotmerida.com Piggy has some seriously thin skin. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
What its like living in the UK
September 18, 2026 at 3:45 PM
What its like living in the UK
I need such a mental health cuddle right now.
September 18, 2026 at 7:30 AM
I need such a mental health cuddle right now.
Stabbed to death trying to get bloods taken.
September 18, 2026 at 6:39 AM
Stabbed to death trying to get bloods taken.
This Ice Cave in Iceland looks like a vagina.
![[an ice cave]: "This Ice Cave In Iceland Looks Like A Portal To Another World"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreifyse4seamzzearpa4vxscieurnfkvelgst32cu4gpdof5jfqitvu)
September 18, 2026 at 12:40 AM
This Ice Cave in Iceland looks like a vagina.
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The Bill (and the Peer's Email) is available here. bills.parliament.uk/bills/4285
Make your discontent known early before it's too late. Remember the Online Safety Act.
Make your discontent known early before it's too late. Remember the Online Safety Act.
Social Media Platforms (Ofcom Licensing) Bill [HL] - Parliamentary Bills - UK Parliament
Current version of Social Media Platforms (Ofcom Licensing) Bill [HL] with latest news, sponsors, and progress through Houses
bills.parliament.uk
September 16, 2026 at 5:17 PM
The Bill (and the Peer's Email) is available here. bills.parliament.uk/bills/4285
Make your discontent known early before it's too late. Remember the Online Safety Act.
Make your discontent known early before it's too late. Remember the Online Safety Act.
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Btw if you want to know why I Emailed a peer today, it's because said peer has submitted a private members bill that will require social media websites to be licensed in the UK. Sack of Bones summarises it here. kolektiva.social/@sackofbones...
September 16, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Btw if you want to know why I Emailed a peer today, it's because said peer has submitted a private members bill that will require social media websites to be licensed in the UK. Sack of Bones summarises it here. kolektiva.social/@sackofbones...
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Priced up office furniture, office supplies, computers, servers, office space etc for 5 people... £576,500.00-ish. Welp.
Can someone give me a small loan of a million pounds, please? xD
(I have a semi-idea about doing something that isn't fleshed out yet but I was bored tonight)
Can someone give me a small loan of a million pounds, please? xD
(I have a semi-idea about doing something that isn't fleshed out yet but I was bored tonight)
September 15, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Priced up office furniture, office supplies, computers, servers, office space etc for 5 people... £576,500.00-ish. Welp.
Can someone give me a small loan of a million pounds, please? xD
(I have a semi-idea about doing something that isn't fleshed out yet but I was bored tonight)
Can someone give me a small loan of a million pounds, please? xD
(I have a semi-idea about doing something that isn't fleshed out yet but I was bored tonight)
If I got a tattoo, would that be an Etch-a-Sketch?
September 14, 2026 at 4:08 AM
If I got a tattoo, would that be an Etch-a-Sketch?
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Make a band edible
Buns and Roastses
Buns and Roastses
Make a band edible:
Fleetwood Mac & Cheese
Fleetwood Mac & Cheese
Make a band edible:
Baohaus
Baohaus
September 13, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Make a band edible
Buns and Roastses
Buns and Roastses
Apparently the Shun Down button on my windows install is borked. Feel like such a hacker having to use Powershell to `shutdown /p`
September 12, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Apparently the Shun Down button on my windows install is borked. Feel like such a hacker having to use Powershell to `shutdown /p`
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Not me just casually editing a production database.
September 10, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Not me just casually editing a production database.
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Is it 09/09/2026, or 09/09/2026?
September 9, 2026 at 5:46 AM
Is it 09/09/2026, or 09/09/2026?