Snark_monkey
@snarkmonkey.bsky.social
Lover of nature, art, weird stuff/people and dark humor. John Waters is my spirit animal.
"No!No!No!No!" at 6:30 AM I yelled from the back porch. The cat had RUN BACK INSIDE in order to barf ON THE CARPET, then dust herself off and go back to her favorite porch perch, unbothered.
And when I dared to ask "Really!?" she stared me down like a high school bully. I miss my dog.
And when I dared to ask "Really!?" she stared me down like a high school bully. I miss my dog.
April 17, 2026 at 5:35 PM
"No!No!No!No!" at 6:30 AM I yelled from the back porch. The cat had RUN BACK INSIDE in order to barf ON THE CARPET, then dust herself off and go back to her favorite porch perch, unbothered.
And when I dared to ask "Really!?" she stared me down like a high school bully. I miss my dog.
And when I dared to ask "Really!?" she stared me down like a high school bully. I miss my dog.
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Sharks on cocaine is probably the last headline I expected this morning.
March 27, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Sharks on cocaine is probably the last headline I expected this morning.
Having a boss who uses nonsense words is infuriating. I finally realized why I hated Wicked, and now Ariana Grande so much.
March 26, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Having a boss who uses nonsense words is infuriating. I finally realized why I hated Wicked, and now Ariana Grande so much.
Soon to be released: guillotine chokes for the general public.
March 12, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Soon to be released: guillotine chokes for the general public.
I tried to open my yahoo email but a video was being pushed in my face. Apparently RFK released a video of himself and Kid Rock working out. Good thing I had already eaten breakfast. Grody.
February 18, 2026 at 5:47 PM
I tried to open my yahoo email but a video was being pushed in my face. Apparently RFK released a video of himself and Kid Rock working out. Good thing I had already eaten breakfast. Grody.
Sharing in case anyone is inclined to support any of these efforts in Minnesota:
www.standwithminnesota.com
Rent Relief Funds, Mutual Aid Funds, Food Support
Pet and Animal Support, Union Member Support Funds
Buy/Donate Materials, Diaper Fund, Mental Health + Healing Work
www.standwithminnesota.com
Rent Relief Funds, Mutual Aid Funds, Food Support
Pet and Animal Support, Union Member Support Funds
Buy/Donate Materials, Diaper Fund, Mental Health + Healing Work
Stand With Minnesota
Stand With Minnesota is a hub for supporting, learning, and taking action to support Minnesotans impacted by ICE and federal enforcement.
www.standwithminnesota.com
February 1, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Sharing in case anyone is inclined to support any of these efforts in Minnesota:
www.standwithminnesota.com
Rent Relief Funds, Mutual Aid Funds, Food Support
Pet and Animal Support, Union Member Support Funds
Buy/Donate Materials, Diaper Fund, Mental Health + Healing Work
www.standwithminnesota.com
Rent Relief Funds, Mutual Aid Funds, Food Support
Pet and Animal Support, Union Member Support Funds
Buy/Donate Materials, Diaper Fund, Mental Health + Healing Work
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i think this MLK day the thing to focus on is the strategic focus and tactical brilliance of the civil rights movement and the way it was laser focused on a set of achievable goals
January 19, 2026 at 3:05 PM
i think this MLK day the thing to focus on is the strategic focus and tactical brilliance of the civil rights movement and the way it was laser focused on a set of achievable goals
Agreed
living in this country is like being awake on the table
January 3, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Agreed
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Whoever invented Christmas should be crucified.
December 20, 2024 at 5:43 AM
Whoever invented Christmas should be crucified.
So...my mother is George Costanza (who also eats PB with a spoon from the jar and drinks milk and juice from the jug/carton). 🤮
Just a quick reminder about etiquette at your holiday gatherings 🤣
December 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
So...my mother is George Costanza (who also eats PB with a spoon from the jar and drinks milk and juice from the jug/carton). 🤮
My partner just read aloud from his feed “Happy Man’s Day, love yourself.” My immediate response was FU every fukkin day is “man’s day.” Male privilege.
November 19, 2025 at 7:46 PM
My partner just read aloud from his feed “Happy Man’s Day, love yourself.” My immediate response was FU every fukkin day is “man’s day.” Male privilege.
Poor Josh
Josh awakened slowly. The last thing he remembered was the glint of the axe as it came down, and then... darkness. Where was he? Why was he naked? Why the hell couldn't he feel his limbs? As his vision cleared, he looked down. That's when he saw the nails. Josh began to scream.
June 27, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Poor Josh
"A 401k is Great For Your Future"-Lies My Father Told Me. No amount of Revisionist history will make me forget the big crashes that cost over 40k-its just a scam to use our blue collar money to finance white collar crimes against the world...and I cant use it, or they take more of it. #moneyjail
June 25, 2025 at 5:44 PM
"A 401k is Great For Your Future"-Lies My Father Told Me. No amount of Revisionist history will make me forget the big crashes that cost over 40k-its just a scam to use our blue collar money to finance white collar crimes against the world...and I cant use it, or they take more of it. #moneyjail
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Saw two bags from different grocery stores rolling down the street together. If they can run away together, anyone can.
June 3, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Saw two bags from different grocery stores rolling down the street together. If they can run away together, anyone can.
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What? I don’t need hearing aids. I need comprehension aids.
May 31, 2025 at 10:25 PM
What? I don’t need hearing aids. I need comprehension aids.
Tired of looking at political posts? Me too. This popped up. I love this look. I wish men's clothing had more variety (what we found when I helped my brother shop for a new suit was boring).
May 22, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Tired of looking at political posts? Me too. This popped up. I love this look. I wish men's clothing had more variety (what we found when I helped my brother shop for a new suit was boring).
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That is in fact what this administration has done.
May 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
That is in fact what this administration has done.
Hell yes please
If we're getting Gilded Age diseases and economics again can we also have their OTC narcotics
April 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Hell yes please