Snark_monkey
@snarkmonkey.bsky.social
Lover of nature, art, weird stuff/people and dark humor. John Waters is my spirit animal.
Sharks on cocaine is probably the last headline I expected this morning.
March 27, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Sharks on cocaine is probably the last headline I expected this morning.
Soon to be released: guillotine chokes for the general public.
March 12, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Soon to be released: guillotine chokes for the general public.
I tried to open my yahoo email but a video was being pushed in my face. Apparently RFK released a video of himself and Kid Rock working out. Good thing I had already eaten breakfast. Grody.
February 18, 2026 at 5:47 PM
I tried to open my yahoo email but a video was being pushed in my face. Apparently RFK released a video of himself and Kid Rock working out. Good thing I had already eaten breakfast. Grody.
I am just a trash panda at heart
February 12, 2026 at 12:25 AM
I am just a trash panda at heart
Sounds like they asked him to make an outfit with Garanimals
October 28, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Sounds like they asked him to make an outfit with Garanimals
"A 401k is Great For Your Future"-Lies My Father Told Me. No amount of Revisionist history will make me forget the big crashes that cost over 40k-its just a scam to use our blue collar money to finance white collar crimes against the world...and I cant use it, or they take more of it. #moneyjail
June 25, 2025 at 5:44 PM
"A 401k is Great For Your Future"-Lies My Father Told Me. No amount of Revisionist history will make me forget the big crashes that cost over 40k-its just a scam to use our blue collar money to finance white collar crimes against the world...and I cant use it, or they take more of it. #moneyjail
Tired of looking at political posts? Me too. This popped up. I love this look. I wish men's clothing had more variety (what we found when I helped my brother shop for a new suit was boring).
May 22, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Tired of looking at political posts? Me too. This popped up. I love this look. I wish men's clothing had more variety (what we found when I helped my brother shop for a new suit was boring).
I worked as a jail nurse in Maricopa County when this Trump-loving megalomaniac was in office. He put his name on everything (Tyler Perry style) and even plastered himself on the side wall of the downtown jail. They all drink the same tonic.
May 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I worked as a jail nurse in Maricopa County when this Trump-loving megalomaniac was in office. He put his name on everything (Tyler Perry style) and even plastered himself on the side wall of the downtown jail. They all drink the same tonic.
Let's not forget Jesus this Thanksgiving
November 27, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Let's not forget Jesus this Thanksgiving
Bluesky needs more art
November 18, 2024 at 1:18 AM
Bluesky needs more art
Dog would never do this. She'd at least stack them neatly to one side
November 12, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Dog would never do this. She'd at least stack them neatly to one side
New migrant, hope here is gud
November 12, 2024 at 1:56 AM
New migrant, hope here is gud