chris
@sodomite.bsky.social
bearer of the word "faggot", nerd shit enjoyer, voted most likely to die under mysterious circumstances
what I lack in personality I make up for in perspiracity
what I lack in personality I make up for in perspiracity
Post LARP Armor and then disappear for another month
September 30, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Post LARP Armor and then disappear for another month
The sexual tension between me and my hairdresser is insane
September 18, 2026 at 9:24 PM
The sexual tension between me and my hairdresser is insane
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no al bhed rug pull here brudda, my coin's backed by yevon ya? praise be
October 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM
no al bhed rug pull here brudda, my coin's backed by yevon ya? praise be
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The Graham Platner campaign is dead in the water omfg
July 6, 2026 at 9:05 PM
The Graham Platner campaign is dead in the water omfg
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you know when you dislike something and someone else also does but they dislike it for the wrong reasons?
June 16, 2026 at 7:05 PM
you know when you dislike something and someone else also does but they dislike it for the wrong reasons?
The Doctor can either be young (10, 11, 13) or cool (9, 12) but trying to do both (14) results in a character that just doesn't feel like the Doctor.
I suggest Tilda Swinton.
I suggest Tilda Swinton.
okay let’s hear your wildest Doctor Who reboot pitches
While this is probably for the best (these past two seasons have been…something else), I’m very un-thrilled about the uncertain future of the show
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
June 10, 2026 at 9:25 PM
The Doctor can either be young (10, 11, 13) or cool (9, 12) but trying to do both (14) results in a character that just doesn't feel like the Doctor.
I suggest Tilda Swinton.
I suggest Tilda Swinton.
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Europeans when they're in Europe: "the United States is disgusting! Gross! Ew!"
Europeans when they visit the United States: *happy crying and having a religious experience in a Church's Chicken*
Europeans when they visit the United States: *happy crying and having a religious experience in a Church's Chicken*
June 10, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Europeans when they're in Europe: "the United States is disgusting! Gross! Ew!"
Europeans when they visit the United States: *happy crying and having a religious experience in a Church's Chicken*
Europeans when they visit the United States: *happy crying and having a religious experience in a Church's Chicken*
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Spyro A Realm Beyond announced - coming Spring 2027
June 7, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Spyro A Realm Beyond announced - coming Spring 2027
The writing is on the wall for Graham Platner's campaign but that won't stop him because he can't read.
June 5, 2026 at 3:21 PM
The writing is on the wall for Graham Platner's campaign but that won't stop him because he can't read.
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A President ordering the Justice Department to criminally investigate a woman who won a sexual assault lawsuit against him makes Watergate look like an unpaid parking ticket.
May 28, 2026 at 3:15 AM
A President ordering the Justice Department to criminally investigate a woman who won a sexual assault lawsuit against him makes Watergate look like an unpaid parking ticket.
God of War: Shadowlands
Awakening unexpectedly in a strange land after her death, Faye discovers the plans she put in place to protect Kratos and Atreus in her absence are now at risk.
To save the ones she loves, Faye must fight through the afterlife of the gods - the Everywhen - where ruthless gods from across...
To save the ones she loves, Faye must fight through the afterlife of the gods - the Everywhen - where ruthless gods from across...
June 2, 2026 at 10:47 PM
God of War: Shadowlands
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it's so thrilling two first-time directors with original ideas beat grogu to death with hammers. you can't send a clearer message to hollyweird
June 1, 2026 at 2:17 PM
it's so thrilling two first-time directors with original ideas beat grogu to death with hammers. you can't send a clearer message to hollyweird
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Can food mascots say faggot
Hamburglar Yes
Wendy Yes
Colonel Sanders NO
Big Boy Only w/ his gay friends
Little Caesar Yes (says it twice)
Chester Cheeto shouldn’t but gay guys don’t care bc they want him to hit
Taco Bell dog No but does & also says the n word :(
Hamburglar Yes
Wendy Yes
Colonel Sanders NO
Big Boy Only w/ his gay friends
Little Caesar Yes (says it twice)
Chester Cheeto shouldn’t but gay guys don’t care bc they want him to hit
Taco Bell dog No but does & also says the n word :(
May 31, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Can food mascots say faggot
Hamburglar Yes
Wendy Yes
Colonel Sanders NO
Big Boy Only w/ his gay friends
Little Caesar Yes (says it twice)
Chester Cheeto shouldn’t but gay guys don’t care bc they want him to hit
Taco Bell dog No but does & also says the n word :(
Hamburglar Yes
Wendy Yes
Colonel Sanders NO
Big Boy Only w/ his gay friends
Little Caesar Yes (says it twice)
Chester Cheeto shouldn’t but gay guys don’t care bc they want him to hit
Taco Bell dog No but does & also says the n word :(
Switch up the piercings make him feel like he's cheating
May 30, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Switch up the piercings make him feel like he's cheating
I get my banh mi and plum soda at the mall, I'm happy
May 23, 2026 at 5:43 PM
I get my banh mi and plum soda at the mall, I'm happy
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Just a Vanillaware art appreciation post
May 10, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Just a Vanillaware art appreciation post
name your top 15 tv shows ever, gut insticts only
The Golden Girls
AHS: Coven
The Haunting of Bly Manor
Schmigadoon!
Mushishi
Futurama
Midnight Mass
Archer (non-coma seasons)
Batman: the Animated Series
RuPaul's Drag Race
Paranoia Agent
The Good Place
American Dad
Madoka Magica
Queer as Folk (US)
The Golden Girls
AHS: Coven
The Haunting of Bly Manor
Schmigadoon!
Mushishi
Futurama
Midnight Mass
Archer (non-coma seasons)
Batman: the Animated Series
RuPaul's Drag Race
Paranoia Agent
The Good Place
American Dad
Madoka Magica
Queer as Folk (US)
May 2, 2026 at 5:30 PM
name your top 15 tv shows ever, gut insticts only
The Golden Girls
AHS: Coven
The Haunting of Bly Manor
Schmigadoon!
Mushishi
Futurama
Midnight Mass
Archer (non-coma seasons)
Batman: the Animated Series
RuPaul's Drag Race
Paranoia Agent
The Good Place
American Dad
Madoka Magica
Queer as Folk (US)
The Golden Girls
AHS: Coven
The Haunting of Bly Manor
Schmigadoon!
Mushishi
Futurama
Midnight Mass
Archer (non-coma seasons)
Batman: the Animated Series
RuPaul's Drag Race
Paranoia Agent
The Good Place
American Dad
Madoka Magica
Queer as Folk (US)
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It's Miss Rhode Island Day
a woman is holding a microphone and wearing a sash that says ' rhol ' on it
ALT: a woman is holding a microphone and wearing a sash that says ' rhol ' on it
media.tenor.com
April 25, 2026 at 1:04 PM
It's Miss Rhode Island Day
Hi little gay people on this website
April 22, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Hi little gay people on this website
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Hear ye, hear ye patrons of art!
Have you ever wanted to print of yearning knights on thine castle wall, but ye olde shoppe is too far away, beyond the seas? Mayhaps patreon has a solution for you....
>>> patreon.com/juunipupu <<<
Have you ever wanted to print of yearning knights on thine castle wall, but ye olde shoppe is too far away, beyond the seas? Mayhaps patreon has a solution for you....
>>> patreon.com/juunipupu <<<
April 9, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Hear ye, hear ye patrons of art!
Have you ever wanted to print of yearning knights on thine castle wall, but ye olde shoppe is too far away, beyond the seas? Mayhaps patreon has a solution for you....
>>> patreon.com/juunipupu <<<
Have you ever wanted to print of yearning knights on thine castle wall, but ye olde shoppe is too far away, beyond the seas? Mayhaps patreon has a solution for you....
>>> patreon.com/juunipupu <<<
Deleted twitter off my phone, that site was giving me brain worms
March 16, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Deleted twitter off my phone, that site was giving me brain worms