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My favorite NFL team of all time is whichever team is playing the “LA” Chargers

Every year the Chargers don’t win a Super Bowl, that’s my Super Bowl. I am undefeated. If they lose in the playoffs, I cum in my pants.

FOOTBALL SATAN - LEND ME YOUR POWER!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

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“The gods show signs of impending wrath; earth air and sea combine to warn humanity of ruin.” -PHARSALIA
September 15, 2026 at 11:15 PM
“Reacher isn’t THAT big” -me, also all the goons about to get clobbered by tv’s biggest guy
Prime's new Reacher spinoff Neagley raises the question of whether the parent show's cheeseball formula works if the main character isn't really, really, absurdly big. My review:
Review: Does 'Reacher' spinoff 'Neagley' work without the big guy around much?
Maria Sten steps to the forefront in new Prime action series
www.whatsalanwatching.com
September 15, 2026 at 6:53 PM
(me, not knowing ed Sheeran so assuming he is on the left): why is everyone so mad at him, look at his soccer jersey
Ed Sheeran has released a statement on Macklemore being removed from his tour for speaking up for Palestine:

“I am not complicit. […] Just because I choose not to speak publicly, it doesn't mean I don't have [my own opinions], and it doesn't mean I don't care.”
September 15, 2026 at 4:10 PM
the 6 foot party sub when me and the boys are playing dungeons and dragons
I was Eaten By 6 Unusually Hot Sluts
September 15, 2026 at 4:06 PM
I know I lamented the death of fantasy football all offseason but I won in the home dyno and the work league and Scott fish, all #myguys, chargers lost, giants won, idk man I think football actually is back!!! I know every week will go exactly like this
September 15, 2026 at 4:02 PM
That’s crazy how the best rb last year is thriving on the full health Kansas City chiefs
September 15, 2026 at 1:59 AM
doesnt every giants game remind you of the great northern war??
The entire game, Jaxson Dart and the Giants have reminded me of King Charles XII of Sweden, the young warrior king, outnumbered against Russia and its allies for much of the Great Northern War, but stealing many skirmishes on the strength of vibes alone. Of course, we know what happened next.
September 14, 2026 at 5:59 PM
this post and the post below it are super weird exceptions to the "leaderboard test" (@adamharstad.bsky.social called it the "dirty dingus test" for reasons I will never understand. There are obvious very good running backs on both lists. clearly you don't want to get stuffed but maybe its not bad
RBs (min. 10 carries) with the highest/lowest stuff rates (runs for zero/negative yards)

Highest

1. Bhayshul Tuten - 33.3%
2. Rhamondre Stevenson - 27.8%
3. Jeremiyah Love - 27.3%
4. Saquon Barkley - 26.7%
5. Jonathan Taylor - 26.3%
September 14, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Jaxson Dart’s reputation will survive his ill-advised trump rally but I wish he’d stop referring to himself as “J-6”
September 14, 2026 at 3:21 AM
If you like taunting penalties you are soft and that kicker woulda missed from 10 yards who cares
September 14, 2026 at 3:12 AM
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Classic patient, methodical, efficient, well-considered New York Giants offense. The thing we have all come to expect lo these many years.
September 14, 2026 at 3:01 AM
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My favorite NFL team of all time is whichever team is playing the “LA” Chargers

Every year the Chargers don’t win a Super Bowl, that’s my Super Bowl. I am undefeated. If they lose in the playoffs, I cum in my pants.

FOOTBALL SATAN - LEND ME YOUR POWER!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

🔥🤘😈🤘🔥
September 5, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Get those chargers takes off, folks!!

for haters this is our Super Bowl, every fuckin week another chance to win the Super Bowl !!!

SCORE ONE FOR THE HATERS, Chargers LOSE, CHARGERS LOSE, CHARGERS LOSE!!!!

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September 13, 2026 at 11:23 PM
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no disrespect to the Cardinals, but the Chargers are disgraceful
September 13, 2026 at 11:20 PM
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There's not much left to say about the Chargers. Shameful spectacle
September 13, 2026 at 11:19 PM
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Jim Harbaugh: WHO'S GOT IT BETTER THAN US?!?!?!

*entire Chargers locker room erupts in a reciting of Wakko's America*
Animaniacs SING-ALONG 🎤 | Wakko’s America | WB Kids
YouTube video by WB Kids
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September 13, 2026 at 11:20 PM
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Can't believe I was wrong when I spent the entire podcast saying the Cardinals would easily cover (they will easily win outright)
September 13, 2026 at 10:58 PM
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The Charges crapping the bed when everyone believed they were going to be contenders? Well, I never
September 13, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Is it good to throw a back breaking interception down two scores with 9 mins left to play ? Asking for my BEST FRIEND, CHARGERS !
September 13, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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*Laszlo gets sniped by Nandor on Jeanty*

"Nandor, you mammoth prick, Geeyantaaaay was mine!"
July 11, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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[two seconds earlier]

"Who is this Gene-T . . . Guillermo what is an Oak Land Raider?"

"It's like a pirate, master"

"I pick Gene-T"
July 11, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Our first #Chargering of 2026?
September 13, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Haha fuckkkk yess I get 6000 points for this in my work league
September 13, 2026 at 8:02 PM
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FANTASY FOOTBALL: IT'S BACK BABY

HERE'S SOME RANKINGS FOR WEEK ONE

THANK YOU FOR CHECKING THEM OUT
Walker Kelly’s Weekly Rankings
Visit the post for more.
footballabsurdity.com
September 12, 2026 at 1:18 AM
@erikhane.bsky.social hey weren’t we mutuals since the dawn of time? Did you mean to rt one of my great posts
September 11, 2026 at 8:22 PM