Ken Trant
@solstrom.bsky.social
Widower, Retired, Father of four, Grandfather of 13.
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“So many people came out to see me in Alabama last night. The Fire Marshall threatened to shut the rally down because we were so bigly over capacity. And I was told that there were over 300,000 outside, crying because they couldn’t get in to hear me. We could hear them all crying from inside. Sad.”
October 3, 2026 at 3:15 PM
“So many people came out to see me in Alabama last night. The Fire Marshall threatened to shut the rally down because we were so bigly over capacity. And I was told that there were over 300,000 outside, crying because they couldn’t get in to hear me. We could hear them all crying from inside. Sad.”
Now that's a reason to look up to a celebrity.
September 18, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Now that's a reason to look up to a celebrity.
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Reposted by Ken Trant
#Humor More Dad jokes
? Why are spiders so smart?
They can find everything on the web.
? What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A do-you-think-he-saw-us.
? How do you make a water bed bouncier?
Add spring water.
? What job did the frog have at the hotel?
Bellhop.
? Why are spiders so smart?
They can find everything on the web.
? What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A do-you-think-he-saw-us.
? How do you make a water bed bouncier?
Add spring water.
? What job did the frog have at the hotel?
Bellhop.
September 18, 2026 at 8:03 PM
#Humor More Dad jokes
? Why are spiders so smart?
They can find everything on the web.
? What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A do-you-think-he-saw-us.
? How do you make a water bed bouncier?
Add spring water.
? What job did the frog have at the hotel?
Bellhop.
? Why are spiders so smart?
They can find everything on the web.
? What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A do-you-think-he-saw-us.
? How do you make a water bed bouncier?
Add spring water.
? What job did the frog have at the hotel?
Bellhop.
#Humor Dad Jokes to start your week
? What do you call a chicken that is staring at a lettuce?
Chicken sees a salad.
? What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
? Which bear is the most condescending?
A pan-duh!
? What do you call a chicken that is staring at a lettuce?
Chicken sees a salad.
? What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
? Which bear is the most condescending?
A pan-duh!
September 7, 2026 at 4:16 AM
#Humor Dad Jokes to start your week
? What do you call a chicken that is staring at a lettuce?
Chicken sees a salad.
? What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
? Which bear is the most condescending?
A pan-duh!
? What do you call a chicken that is staring at a lettuce?
Chicken sees a salad.
? What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
? Which bear is the most condescending?
A pan-duh!
#Humor Dad jokes to go
? How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow?
It is either one or the udder!
? What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner is on me!
? Why do hummingbirds hum?
Because they don’t know the words!
? Why do cows have hooves and not feet?
They lactose.
? How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow?
It is either one or the udder!
? What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner is on me!
? Why do hummingbirds hum?
Because they don’t know the words!
? Why do cows have hooves and not feet?
They lactose.
September 6, 2026 at 1:27 AM
#Humor Dad jokes to go
? How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow?
It is either one or the udder!
? What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner is on me!
? Why do hummingbirds hum?
Because they don’t know the words!
? Why do cows have hooves and not feet?
They lactose.
? How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow?
It is either one or the udder!
? What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner is on me!
? Why do hummingbirds hum?
Because they don’t know the words!
? Why do cows have hooves and not feet?
They lactose.
Raise your hand if your wife wants/wanted a vacume cleaner for christmas. Go ahead, I'll wait.
September 5, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Raise your hand if your wife wants/wanted a vacume cleaner for christmas. Go ahead, I'll wait.
#Humor Dad joke just for you
? Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt?
It’s a big waist of space.
? What do you call a hippie’s wife?
Mississippi.
? Why are peppers the best at archery?
Because they habanero!
? Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt?
It’s a big waist of space.
? What do you call a hippie’s wife?
Mississippi.
? Why are peppers the best at archery?
Because they habanero!
September 5, 2026 at 1:42 AM
#Humor Dad joke just for you
? Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt?
It’s a big waist of space.
? What do you call a hippie’s wife?
Mississippi.
? Why are peppers the best at archery?
Because they habanero!
? Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt?
It’s a big waist of space.
? What do you call a hippie’s wife?
Mississippi.
? Why are peppers the best at archery?
Because they habanero!
#Humor More Dad Jokes
? How did the barber win the race?
He knew a shortcut!
? What did 50 Cent do when he was hungry?
58!
? What did the nut say to the other nut in a game of tag?
Imma cashew!
? How did the barber win the race?
He knew a shortcut!
? What did 50 Cent do when he was hungry?
58!
? What did the nut say to the other nut in a game of tag?
Imma cashew!
September 2, 2026 at 2:31 PM
#Humor More Dad Jokes
? How did the barber win the race?
He knew a shortcut!
? What did 50 Cent do when he was hungry?
58!
? What did the nut say to the other nut in a game of tag?
Imma cashew!
? How did the barber win the race?
He knew a shortcut!
? What did 50 Cent do when he was hungry?
58!
? What did the nut say to the other nut in a game of tag?
Imma cashew!
#Humor Dad jokes, let keep-em going
? How did the two cats end their fight?
They hissed and made up.
? Why did the strawberry cry?
He found himself in a jam.
(from my youth)
? What’s black and white and read all over?
A newspaper!
? How did the two cats end their fight?
They hissed and made up.
? Why did the strawberry cry?
He found himself in a jam.
(from my youth)
? What’s black and white and read all over?
A newspaper!
September 1, 2026 at 2:27 PM
#Humor Dad jokes, let keep-em going
? How did the two cats end their fight?
They hissed and made up.
? Why did the strawberry cry?
He found himself in a jam.
(from my youth)
? What’s black and white and read all over?
A newspaper!
? How did the two cats end their fight?
They hissed and made up.
? Why did the strawberry cry?
He found himself in a jam.
(from my youth)
? What’s black and white and read all over?
A newspaper!
I heard recently that smoking cigarettes is making a comeback.
September 1, 2026 at 3:56 AM
I heard recently that smoking cigarettes is making a comeback.
#Humor Dad jokes, just keep-em comming.
? Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
? How do rabbits travel?
By hareplanes.
? What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
Give me my quarterback.
? Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
? How do rabbits travel?
By hareplanes.
? What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
Give me my quarterback.
September 1, 2026 at 12:49 AM
#Humor Dad jokes, just keep-em comming.
? Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
? How do rabbits travel?
By hareplanes.
? What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
Give me my quarterback.
? Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
? How do rabbits travel?
By hareplanes.
? What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
Give me my quarterback.
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Donald Trump canceled a program that let you file your taxes directly with the IRS for free.
Why? I have a theory.
Why? I have a theory.
August 31, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Donald Trump canceled a program that let you file your taxes directly with the IRS for free.
Why? I have a theory.
Why? I have a theory.
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It doesn’t get any cuter than this, folks. 😍
August 31, 2026 at 2:34 AM
It doesn’t get any cuter than this, folks. 😍
#Humor (because we need it)
Dad Jokes
? Why did the belt go to jail?
Because it held up a pair of pants.
? Where does the general put his armies?
In his sleevies.
Dad Jokes
? Why did the belt go to jail?
Because it held up a pair of pants.
? Where does the general put his armies?
In his sleevies.
August 31, 2026 at 4:12 PM
#Humor (because we need it)
Dad Jokes
? Why did the belt go to jail?
Because it held up a pair of pants.
? Where does the general put his armies?
In his sleevies.
Dad Jokes
? Why did the belt go to jail?
Because it held up a pair of pants.
? Where does the general put his armies?
In his sleevies.
Not only do the 'Guard' the people who abuse children (GOP == Guardians of Pedophiles), but they steal from them without, apparently, any consequences.
They stole $10 million dollars. When will they be held accountable?
August 30, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Not only do the 'Guard' the people who abuse children (GOP == Guardians of Pedophiles), but they steal from them without, apparently, any consequences.
Reposted by Ken Trant
