Burnt Reynolds
@spaciousbuttcheeks.bsky.social
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While out and about today, I was surprised to see the pumpkin patch was open already. Then it hit me that this will be my first Halloween in 9 years without Muscles, and I’ll never get to do another pumpkin patch photoshoot with him. He was my best bud and I still miss him so fucking much.
September 20, 2026 at 2:41 AM
While out and about today, I was surprised to see the pumpkin patch was open already. Then it hit me that this will be my first Halloween in 9 years without Muscles, and I’ll never get to do another pumpkin patch photoshoot with him. He was my best bud and I still miss him so fucking much.
People can’t stop talkin’ ‘bout seein’ the new Resident Evil movie, but I’m just like, “hey, I got a Raccoon City of my own over here!” Lol. #residentevil
September 16, 2026 at 3:55 AM
People can’t stop talkin’ ‘bout seein’ the new Resident Evil movie, but I’m just like, “hey, I got a Raccoon City of my own over here!” Lol. #residentevil
I said goodbye to sweet Mama Pumpkin today. She was a magical stray kitty that changed my life - she got me started with TNR & fostering. And most importantly she gave me Tod. Grateful I got to care for her for 10 years, & that I got to be with her at the very end. Love you forever, Pumps. ❤️
September 1, 2026 at 3:44 AM
I said goodbye to sweet Mama Pumpkin today. She was a magical stray kitty that changed my life - she got me started with TNR & fostering. And most importantly she gave me Tod. Grateful I got to care for her for 10 years, & that I got to be with her at the very end. Love you forever, Pumps. ❤️
And to celebrate my big day, I called in sick to work and went to an estate sale where I picked up this original Uncle Buck film crew jacket. So fucking rad. #johncandy #unclebuck #johnhughes
August 28, 2026 at 3:40 AM
And to celebrate my big day, I called in sick to work and went to an estate sale where I picked up this original Uncle Buck film crew jacket. So fucking rad. #johncandy #unclebuck #johnhughes
Twenty years ago today I did heroin for the last time then checked into rehab. It was truly the most difficult thing I’ve ever done (both the withdrawals & finally admitting my life was shit & I needed help). It hasn’t always been easy - far from it - but it gave me my life back. Beyond grateful.
August 27, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Twenty years ago today I did heroin for the last time then checked into rehab. It was truly the most difficult thing I’ve ever done (both the withdrawals & finally admitting my life was shit & I needed help). It hasn’t always been easy - far from it - but it gave me my life back. Beyond grateful.
Yes, I kiss Tod on his tiny little cat lips. No, it’s not weird. Is it? Anyway, his little fake nose-nip at the end cracks me up.
July 13, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Yes, I kiss Tod on his tiny little cat lips. No, it’s not weird. Is it? Anyway, his little fake nose-nip at the end cracks me up.
I know exactly what I did - I opted out by never really opting in. And never really thought I would survive because this just can’t be right. #haveanicelife @theflenser.bsky.social
July 12, 2026 at 11:23 PM
I know exactly what I did - I opted out by never really opting in. And never really thought I would survive because this just can’t be right. #haveanicelife @theflenser.bsky.social
Hi, I’m Tod. My dad left his dresser drawer open for like 30 seconds while he was getting ready for work so now I have a cool new box to lay in. Ok, bye.
July 11, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Hi, I’m Tod. My dad left his dresser drawer open for like 30 seconds while he was getting ready for work so now I have a cool new box to lay in. Ok, bye.
Does this military man from a 2004 episode of The New Detectives look more like Munchie or Freddie Freaker? I can’t decide. Polls are open now.
June 24, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Does this military man from a 2004 episode of The New Detectives look more like Munchie or Freddie Freaker? I can’t decide. Polls are open now.
Take your keys, remove your valuables, and lock your…keys? What?
June 20, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Take your keys, remove your valuables, and lock your…keys? What?
I spent this past Saturday night at the world famous Whisky A Go Go seeing my friend, Dean’s band - Low Speed Chase - who were opening for King’s X. Had a blast, but was also reminded why I don’t go down to the Sunset Strip on weekends. Or ever. Just a parade of delusion down there.
June 17, 2026 at 2:27 AM
I spent this past Saturday night at the world famous Whisky A Go Go seeing my friend, Dean’s band - Low Speed Chase - who were opening for King’s X. Had a blast, but was also reminded why I don’t go down to the Sunset Strip on weekends. Or ever. Just a parade of delusion down there.
Already taken. Ha ha.
Wiley? 😂
June 16, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Already taken. Ha ha.
Hey everyone, meet my new puppy! I woke up to find him sleeping in the raised garden bed in my backyard. What should I name him? 😳
June 16, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Hey everyone, meet my new puppy! I woke up to find him sleeping in the raised garden bed in my backyard. What should I name him? 😳
Tod’s been framed.
June 7, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Tod’s been framed.
I voted…for Spencer Pratt. LOLJK, that dude’s a fucking dipshit.
May 31, 2026 at 6:45 PM
I voted…for Spencer Pratt. LOLJK, that dude’s a fucking dipshit.
And now, time for sleeps. Goodnight.
May 29, 2026 at 1:59 AM
And now, time for sleeps. Goodnight.
My best dude giving me a bath. I love this cat so g.d. much.
May 29, 2026 at 1:57 AM
My best dude giving me a bath. I love this cat so g.d. much.
Can’t remember if I’ve posted about this before, but is this the house from The Nice Guys? Been a while since I’ve seen the movie but it sure looks like the house.
May 25, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Can’t remember if I’ve posted about this before, but is this the house from The Nice Guys? Been a while since I’ve seen the movie but it sure looks like the house.
My new favorite pastime? Taking bad old art/frames that I was given and turning them into something way more fun (but also pretty dumb). In this case, a gold record for Willips Brighton’s 90’s hit, “Mouthful of Sores.” As seen on Mr. Show with Bob and David. #mrshow #bobodenkirk #willipsbrighton
May 24, 2026 at 5:40 PM
My new favorite pastime? Taking bad old art/frames that I was given and turning them into something way more fun (but also pretty dumb). In this case, a gold record for Willips Brighton’s 90’s hit, “Mouthful of Sores.” As seen on Mr. Show with Bob and David. #mrshow #bobodenkirk #willipsbrighton
Last month I encountered an unhoused gent who asked when I was going to do another Jurassic Park movie, & I asked y’all who he thought I resembled from those films. Well, I ran into him again today & he asked the same question, but this time he called me by name - Steven Spielberg. Mystery solved.
May 19, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Last month I encountered an unhoused gent who asked when I was going to do another Jurassic Park movie, & I asked y’all who he thought I resembled from those films. Well, I ran into him again today & he asked the same question, but this time he called me by name - Steven Spielberg. Mystery solved.
Whoop whoop! MMFWCL, my ninjas.
May 17, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Whoop whoop! MMFWCL, my ninjas.
One of my neighbors is putting the “lit” into our Little Free Library.
May 17, 2026 at 5:27 PM
One of my neighbors is putting the “lit” into our Little Free Library.
In case he forgets what it’s called.
May 2, 2026 at 6:10 PM
In case he forgets what it’s called.
My work hired photographers to take professional headshots of any employee that wanted them. I wasn’t interested, but was urged to participate at the last minute even though I wasn’t at all prepared. So I asked if I could just goof around have fun with it, and the super rad photogs let me. Behold 😂
May 1, 2026 at 4:32 AM
My work hired photographers to take professional headshots of any employee that wanted them. I wasn’t interested, but was urged to participate at the last minute even though I wasn’t at all prepared. So I asked if I could just goof around have fun with it, and the super rad photogs let me. Behold 😂