Spare Sidekick (They/Them)
@sparesidekick.bsky.social
NB ND Socialist Cyborg Zebra.
Food Tech, Forever DM and TTRPG dork.
Food Tech, Forever DM and TTRPG dork.
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musk: [pointing phone camera at someone] grok, do a vulgar roast of this person
grok: nice shirt. arsehole. did your. mommy. pick it for you.
musk: no, grok; more vulgar!
grok: nice shirt. prick. did your. mommy. pick it for you.
musk: grok, use forbidden words!
grok: free palestine
grok: nice shirt. arsehole. did your. mommy. pick it for you.
musk: no, grok; more vulgar!
grok: nice shirt. prick. did your. mommy. pick it for you.
musk: grok, use forbidden words!
grok: free palestine
September 16, 2026 at 10:13 AM
musk: [pointing phone camera at someone] grok, do a vulgar roast of this person
grok: nice shirt. arsehole. did your. mommy. pick it for you.
musk: no, grok; more vulgar!
grok: nice shirt. prick. did your. mommy. pick it for you.
musk: grok, use forbidden words!
grok: free palestine
grok: nice shirt. arsehole. did your. mommy. pick it for you.
musk: no, grok; more vulgar!
grok: nice shirt. prick. did your. mommy. pick it for you.
musk: grok, use forbidden words!
grok: free palestine
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The sounds of broken bodies striking the earth intensify. Brief screams of agony fill the night, blending together in an unrelenting chorus of the macabre. Windshields shatter. Roofs collapse. Streets run crimson as rivers of blood rush into overflowing sewers.
It’s raining men.
It’s raining men.
December 18, 2024 at 4:09 PM
The sounds of broken bodies striking the earth intensify. Brief screams of agony fill the night, blending together in an unrelenting chorus of the macabre. Windshields shatter. Roofs collapse. Streets run crimson as rivers of blood rush into overflowing sewers.
It’s raining men.
It’s raining men.
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You can tell this show is about Green Lantern because nothing is green and it's very dark all the time.
September 15, 2026 at 11:52 AM
You can tell this show is about Green Lantern because nothing is green and it's very dark all the time.
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The apocalypse is one of the few times it’s fine to be a cannibal, but sadly it’s also when people probably taste the worst
September 13, 2026 at 6:50 PM
The apocalypse is one of the few times it’s fine to be a cannibal, but sadly it’s also when people probably taste the worst
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im really glad roko picked a basilisk for his pascals bargain mascot. there's a lot of mythical creatures out that im pretty attached to but that one is low c tier
September 11, 2026 at 10:42 PM
im really glad roko picked a basilisk for his pascals bargain mascot. there's a lot of mythical creatures out that im pretty attached to but that one is low c tier
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9/11 jokes are like Charlie Kirk jokes in the sense that they probably never would have taken off like they did if the seriousness of the subject hadn't been wielded as a cudgel to demand obedience to the state, which is of course the stuff oppositional defiant disorders are made of
September 11, 2026 at 6:13 PM
9/11 jokes are like Charlie Kirk jokes in the sense that they probably never would have taken off like they did if the seriousness of the subject hadn't been wielded as a cudgel to demand obedience to the state, which is of course the stuff oppositional defiant disorders are made of
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I was 11 years old on 9/11 and I wasn't phased by it upon first hearing about it. I knew that we bombed other countries. I saw Saddam Hussein on Animaniacs. I assumed other countries bombed us sometimes. My parents had to sit me down to explain why we're above the violence we inflict on others.
September 11, 2026 at 4:19 PM
I was 11 years old on 9/11 and I wasn't phased by it upon first hearing about it. I knew that we bombed other countries. I saw Saddam Hussein on Animaniacs. I assumed other countries bombed us sometimes. My parents had to sit me down to explain why we're above the violence we inflict on others.
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You know, when you find out that the art you like is made by people you've learned hold views you find wholly repugnant, I don't think you need to disavow ever having enjoyed the art. It's okay to acknowledge you liked or loved that art, but are now putting it aside. That was then, this is now.
September 10, 2026 at 10:36 PM
You know, when you find out that the art you like is made by people you've learned hold views you find wholly repugnant, I don't think you need to disavow ever having enjoyed the art. It's okay to acknowledge you liked or loved that art, but are now putting it aside. That was then, this is now.
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Hi it’s me, a washed-up but generally beloved pop icon from your childhood. I know you haven’t thought about me in, gosh, what, thirty years? but I was hoping to interest you in some newfound views of mine that the so-called Tolerant Left have found a trifle… heterodox
September 10, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Hi it’s me, a washed-up but generally beloved pop icon from your childhood. I know you haven’t thought about me in, gosh, what, thirty years? but I was hoping to interest you in some newfound views of mine that the so-called Tolerant Left have found a trifle… heterodox
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Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick.
September 9, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick.
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RT if you've never had a tab of chatGPT open, period.
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
September 8, 2026 at 2:20 AM
RT if you've never had a tab of chatGPT open, period.
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this is the kind of design costume designers make to tell you who are the bad guys in a space movie
September 6, 2026 at 8:26 PM
this is the kind of design costume designers make to tell you who are the bad guys in a space movie
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Someone told me
we just have to hold on
until November.
And
someone told me
we just have to hold on
until 2028.
And
someone told me
we just have to hold on
until the revolution.
And
someone told me
we just have to hold on
to each other.
we just have to hold on
until November.
And
someone told me
we just have to hold on
until 2028.
And
someone told me
we just have to hold on
until the revolution.
And
someone told me
we just have to hold on
to each other.
September 4, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Someone told me
we just have to hold on
until November.
And
someone told me
we just have to hold on
until 2028.
And
someone told me
we just have to hold on
until the revolution.
And
someone told me
we just have to hold on
to each other.
we just have to hold on
until November.
And
someone told me
we just have to hold on
until 2028.
And
someone told me
we just have to hold on
until the revolution.
And
someone told me
we just have to hold on
to each other.
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![Comic. [Person standing holding hammer above raised knee.] PERSON: Listen up, leg. I’ve been sending you rich, oxygenated blood for years, while you send me worthless used-up blood with no oxygen. Time to teach you a lesson about not ripping me off! [caption] Tariffs](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreicenlzjvvtlegllp5khszuneez6ygyiq3d5g37oaqz5hkwoqhteru)
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As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
www.theverge.com
September 2, 2026 at 3:38 PM
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
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if we don't own our games i don't think $50-70 is a reasonable price to pay to borrow them.
September 1, 2026 at 6:37 PM
if we don't own our games i don't think $50-70 is a reasonable price to pay to borrow them.
3. 2. 1. Go
September 1, 2026 at 12:15 PM
3. 2. 1. Go
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I lose Dolly, Tim and now Optimus prime in the same week.
Comrades I'm unwell
Comrades I'm unwell
August 28, 2026 at 2:01 AM
I lose Dolly, Tim and now Optimus prime in the same week.
Comrades I'm unwell
Comrades I'm unwell
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I would defeat Reacher simply by crashing a helicopter into him, killing us both
August 22, 2026 at 3:03 AM
I would defeat Reacher simply by crashing a helicopter into him, killing us both
53 orbits of the sun.
I'm feeling a little on the old side now. Want to get a foot rub and drink a little champagne
I'm feeling a little on the old side now. Want to get a foot rub and drink a little champagne
August 22, 2026 at 7:03 AM
53 orbits of the sun.
I'm feeling a little on the old side now. Want to get a foot rub and drink a little champagne
I'm feeling a little on the old side now. Want to get a foot rub and drink a little champagne
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"you have to admit, AI is useful for--" no i don't. no one needs to hold the devil's pitchfork and think of what it could poke
August 20, 2026 at 9:05 PM
"you have to admit, AI is useful for--" no i don't. no one needs to hold the devil's pitchfork and think of what it could poke